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pearlandhorn

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  1. 1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

    Waking up to find out you are 6 pages behind on this thread is a nice little Sunday morning treat.

    This. Fell asleep watching a movie last night and woke up this AM, got my coffee, proceeded to laugh uncontrollably for 30 minutes scrolling this thread and twitter.

  2. 7 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

    From
    Liucci

    Long story short, this one never got to the finish line and the roadblock was tonight's meeting to approve the hire involving the A&M brass.

    With this news breaking as I type, I can say I've never seen anything like this but have also been on the phone with every level of this thing throughout the night and think this is very likely to go one of two ways for the Aggies:

    The Ags pivot and tab former DC and Duke boss Mike Elko and team him with Elijah Robinson and a new-look staff or simply remove the interim tag from E-Rob and revamp things from there accordingly. Either way would be wildly popular with players and the current recruits.

    Absolute best way to run a football program filled with culture rot: hire guys to keep the culture rot in place.

    What could go wrong?

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  3. 1 hour ago, freyguy said:

    It's amazing how you can slave over prepping a cook, then the smoker, slicing, serving, etc etc.  Then when it's time to process all the dirty dishes for 14 folks...none of the in-laws will lift a finger to help...I'm about to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes. 

    We hosted thanksgiving for 7 others this year. I told my wife we’re doing paper plates. I ain’t messing with 9 sets of our good dishes.

    Easiest cleanup ever.

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  4. SIL showed up. So far, no ex BIL. My wife, son and I did a turkey trot this AM and I immediately went to work on the turkey when we got home and got it on the pit at 10 am. 
     

    I don’t know what the fuck my MIL did with the giblets from the turkey but they smelled fucking awful. Like a wet, sweaty armpit of an 18 year old. It permeated the entire fucking house. I immediately spent the rest of the morning and portion of the afternoon outside with the dog and my dad.

    Turkey was awesome. Pumpkin cheesecake is on deck. Part of me hopes exBIL shows up to add some drama but it may have to wait until Christmas for the other SIL.

    Go Cowboys!

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  5. 34 minutes ago, kevwun said:

    Did a 25 lbs turkey yesterday on my recteq.  Took 4 hours and 45 minutes at 300 degrees.  It was so big that I didn't have anything to brine it in that would fit in any of my fridges, so I injected with Tony's cajun butter and seasoned it with Tony's the day before and left it in the fridge overnight.  When the breast hit 145, I put it in a pan and poured 3 sticks of melted butter over it and covered it with foil and cooked it to 165.  It turned out damn good.  I think the flavor from brining is slightly better, but this way was still excellent and it's less of a hassle.

    Did you spatch cock it?

  6. 22 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

    Because the Rig 12 is run by a bunch of petulant, tinydick, integrity empty, jealous little bitches who were the recipients of daily wedgies all through their schooldays.

    Who, next year, will get to enjoy Okie Lite vs. Utah as their conference’s most watched game.

    TX and blowu have been propping up this conference for the past decade. Fuck them and fuck ou.

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  7. SIL, wife, son, and my in laws are out camping this weekend through next Tuesday and I have the house to myself. Prior to my wife and son leaving, she checked the Verizon account to see if there had been any communication between SIL and exBIL in the last week since she got back from visiting friends on the east coast. Yes, yes there has been. Part of me hopes that fucker shows up here just for the sheer entertainment factor. Police would be called to my house by my MIL. 
     

    So we MAY have something brewing for thanksgiving after all!

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