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4 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:
Best part about thanksgiving this year? My FIL is aggy.
Texas is 9-1. Aggy is 5-4.
All jokes aside, outside of my wife, son and parents, my FIL is probably the coolest and most genuine guy I know. He's just a redass aggy. He can't so no to helping others out, especially his family.
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Best part about thanksgiving this year? My FIL is aggy.
Texas is 9-1. Aggy is 5-4.
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Durkin is a hell of a recruiter. He is a pro's pro. He is another guy who is loved in the building. He is doing a great job on the recruiting trail. Guys like that stand out. Between that and making a quick hire, you have the potential to retain a lot of this. You will lose some. There are no two ways around this. You will lose guys you want to keep, and they will make a big deal of it on social media. If you hire the right coach and they sell it right, you can have a contending team on day one at Texas A&M.
There's the good stuff...
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26 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:
Had they done this last year, they might have gotten Matt Rhule, which would have been a really good hire for them.
I was thinking about Matt Rhule earlier. Dude can coach and knows offensive line which is their biggest weakness (well, one of them at least).
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I need to Looch comment on them being afraid of Texas is a main motivating point for them to make this move.
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You fuckers wipe the sand out of your collective vagina and change your tampon?
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To my unfortunate dismay, we will not be having the deadbeat brother in law at our holiday activities because my sister in law (wife's sister) has divorced him (finally). I guess she really did get tired of showering with a garden hose.
Back in late July/early August, she finally moved out and got an apartment about 10/15 miles away from their house (still with no water to this day). My inlaws and wife helped her move in on a weekday while the BIL was running errands for his dad. Remember, this guy has never had a job in his life and is 41 or so. Literally, his resume is BLANK. Shit hit the fan when he found out she moved out: Oh I'm a changed man, we'll go to counseling, all that bullshit. Anywho, she began hanging out with new people, getting her life together, etc. She's 40 this year by the way. Well, apparently the BIL got the SIL hooked on something in middle of August as she began to hang out with him again outside of anyone's knowledge and was supplying it for her to keep her with him. It's a sad story honestly. In late August, she completely broke contact with her entire family (mom, dad, my wife) and they began to worry about her. Granted, this is after she had filed for divorce but before it was finalized (60 day waiting period I believe). We live in Houston and SIL lives in Conroe area so my wife leaves at the drop of a hat one day around 9 AM and my FIL leaves Tyler to meet and go try and find her. She can only be so many places right? We obviously live closer so my wife checks her work, apartment, several known locations where she'd been over the previous weekend. Nothing. She goes to their house she just moved out of and asks some people working on the next house if they'd seen someone that looks like my wife. They don't speak English so they go "ooooo yeah...tall...smoke smoke...look real bad...just here!" Wife leaves and goes back to the apartment and she's not there. She goes and checks other places again, calls her boss who says that she hasn't been into the office in 3 days (this was a Monday, so dating back to the previous week). She goes BACK to the house where BILs dad is waiting for her. BILs dad gets up in her face saying that they are no longer together and BIL wouldn't be messaging or hanging out with SIL anymore anyway. She gets back in her car and checks googlemaps again and sees SIL pop up at her new apartment. She hightails it back to the apartment and finds her blitzed out of her mind. An intervention ensues. SIL realizes she fucked up, goes to Alaska to visit family, stays for a few months, gets clean, and is currently visiting friends on the east coast. I'm very happy for her honestly. However, my wife manages the phone accounts for us (us 2, my in laws, and my SIL and exBIL). ExBIL has texted SIL 2,700 times over the past 9 days. He's even gone as far as to text my FIL about the people that SIL is hanging out with, saying that he should run background checks on these people. I believe she will be filing a restraining order on the guy. She needs to move farther away from him, immediately. But she hasn't been back to the apartment in over 2 months.
My other SIL (47) and her boytoy (67 now) will be at Christmas. Thank fuck they won't be there for Thanksgiving. We're hosting thanksgiving this year with us (3), my parents and aunt, and my FIL/MIL and now single SIL. My MIL is still very dramatic. She's been cancer free for 2 years now (officially in remission) but still treats herself like shit (doesn't exercise, eats like shit, very dramatic about everything - think 95 year old woman attempting to walk). My FIL is great and my parents are good as well. Christmas will be the shitshow this year and I'm looking forward to more weedeater string and $5 scratchoffs!
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6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:
Looking forward to @pearlandhorn telling us about how his SIL and her husband still shower with a garden hose.
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Interesting...looking up Kevin Mar on LinkedIn and the guy is a Nebraska grad that lives in Omaha. It all makes sense.
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7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:
They had an extremely makable FG to send the game to OT w/ Ole Miss and that was without their best playmaker (is he finally transferring out), while pushing on the number some places and covering it in others.
there was a lot of declaration that they were going to get blown the fuck out and that didn’t happen.
I’m praying for 6-6, expecting 7-5 and would be pissed if it’s 8-4.
we need one more off-season of the portal gutting them for me to feel good about their talent level being shit- which is where I want it to be.
6-6, pass the hat, watch all the mercs transfer out and decommit is the glorious scenario. That’s a pretty weak victory lap though.I have serious doubts about Evan Stewart actually transferring out. I’d love to be wrong though.
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4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:
The usual suspects will start burning the game thread to the ground if/when he throws two incomplete passes in a row.
Ballgame.
/end @GreenspointTexas
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Holy fucking shitballs.
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I’m sick of this fucking bullshit. This secondary is fucking ass.
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1 minute ago, sunset87 said:
What happened to getting sacks? They haven’t gotten to the QB since the Alabama game is seems like.
I mean, I’ve seen several uncalled holding penalties that should have been called against UH.
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3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:
I expect them to dial up some pressure 2nd half.
I sure as shit hope so.
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7 minutes ago, Getafix said:
Uh-huh ...
That is a badass motherfucker right there.
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Stella Southern Cafe is pretty dang good.
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47 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:
I am worried Sanders won't play.
If he doesn't, we should go to 4 (& some 5) WR sets with Cook & Neyor. I don't think we will.
I am worried Sark does too many predictable runs up the gut and too many passes to stationary receivers behind the LOS. I am worried our attempts to go deep will miss. I am worried our red zone problems scoring TDs and Field Goal problems continue.
Will our D continue to play with intensity if our O struggles? I don't know.
I think we are set up for a stumble.
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Texas 24
what the fuck is this bullshit?
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19 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:
cougar high will be searching for a new football coach in the next game or two
FIFY
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Fuck Baylor. Carry on,
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13 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:
Well, how'd it go?
Thanks for asking. It went really well. I finished 12th out of 18 in my division at around 1:34:00. Definitely not lighting the world on fire but I learned a ton about transition areas and what NOT to do. Swim and bike were both pretty average but I was 5th in my division in just the run alone. The winner of the whole thing was in my division and he completed it in 1:03:00. Definitely a lot I can improve on and glad I did this before Austin next year.
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Texas - 38
WY - 7
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What was/is your brand of cigarettes?
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Dipped in high school, started smoking in college. Marlboro smooth's. Quit smoking when I started working out at age 30. Haven't had a smoke in...5 years now? I'm trying to quit the snuff though and I've cut down to half of what I was doing a month ago. It's just too expensive now.