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StassneyHorn

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    9 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

    You’re angry stassney white man.  That’s for olds. Get out.  Live a little. Mingle with women.  Unless you’re angry stassney male who lives with mom and blames your troubles on minorities, women and gays?  If so sorry?

    Holy shit deport this bot

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    Edited by StassneyHorn

    44 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

    He’s a 57 year old white male trumper that lives on Stassney. Have at it

    Sir, I’m in my 30s and live wherever the hell I feel like. I’ve had more than enough posts celebrating Bidenomics and his long list of accomplishments.

  3. 6 hours ago, Superhero said:

    On Sunday, my son was counting out his money: birthday, Chinese New Year money from grandparents and other relatives. He came to me with $500 and said "Daddy, can you buy me a stock that follows the S&P?"

    We drove past a beautiful red Ferrari on our way home yesterday. I pointed it out to my kids, and my boy said "That's cool, but it costs too much. I'd rather buy a good lucking, medium priced car."

    So proud of him.

     

    OTOH, this stupid kid wants something every time we go out. He got a large Stitch (from Lilo and Stitch) when he last went to Disney with his summer camp, and also bought a massive labradorite crystal for $50 because he's into stones these days... smart and dumb at the same time.

    FWIW, a lot of hot yoga chicks in California are into crystals.

  4. I, very seriously, do not care about Brisket Texan and his weird obsession of children getting facefucked or bleeding out to death. There was no crying over that. I did report the post though, because it’s terrible for growth of the board. In actuality I should just report it to Ken myself, like I did when Lobo was getting real mouthy.

  5. There were 10 posts flying in at once. I literally used the language he did in his own post so he would know.

    Either way, this board does an alarming amount of turning a blind eye to hate when the messenger is one of their own

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    Edited by StassneyHorn

    There are more gay Americans in the MAGA movement than any conservative Republican campaign before this. 
     

    And you 100% talk about conservatives cranking and gobbling cock as a homophobic put down. @Brisketexan

  7. 4 hours ago, immamac said:

    I said get off the internet and stop spinning yourself up. I guess that equates to support the fascists, what was I thinking! 

    Don’t bend the knee to these retards in the future. Agreeing with them is not enough, you must always be outraged.

    4 hours ago, mdmost said:

    Depends on whose face is getting fucked today.

    This board has been getting its face fucked every single day since November. 

    4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

    That....is a man who channels his self-hate (because he really, really, really craves sucking dick but has to pretend to be straight and to actually hate gay people) onto other people.

    Man.  Just be yourself, gobble all the crank, and be happy.  You'll lose all your MAGA friends, 

    Must have felt good slipping back into your 90s jeans right there. The old conservative Republican cranking out some casual homophobic remarks the LGBT crowd and women on the board will continue to ignore since you ended it as sarcasm. Hell maybe some of our Progressive libs will join in and bow up to some DT posters by calling them pussies.
     

    Just don’t call them creatures, it will get you a timeout.

     

  8. lol “barstool guy” is becoming as layered as an onion now. Gillie was a Philly famous rapper but never got national credit. Has a podcast on Barstool. Johnny tried to launch a comeback szn podcast/content on barstool and literally failed to do anything. Steven Cheah in the tweets is a producer at Barstool for one of its biggest productions the Yak.

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