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StassneyHorn

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  1. 12 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

    I don't care if you're gay, not gay, gay with a reasonable reticent to be publicly gay. It's the active harping that if Democrats jettison the civil rights of the scapegoat du jour as the main source for the ills that have been holding America from being great, despite gays/trans/immigrants having next to no legislative or executive power, then everything would be cool. 

    And this is wrong. Nowhere in any of my posts have I ever said that. I said it costs the Democrats easy, layup elections, and I am right about that.

  2. On 8/13/2025 at 1:35 PM, Captainant said:

    what is it with chuds telling people to "cope" or "cry harder" and whatnot? Saw it a ton yesterday from imma's buddy stassney and it's like they're spiking the football on being a shithead. Really strange antisocial stuff.

    You saw it once from me recently, and you yourself have used the phrase over the years. The search function does work.

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    On 8/14/2025 at 12:58 PM, royiv said:

    Stassney is a middle-aged lesbian?

     

    On 8/14/2025 at 1:10 PM, Hermanator said:

    He enjoys sucking the tiny trump cock too much to be a lesbian. 

    Quote one of my posts where I suck tiny Trump cock, can you? You’ll find one sarcastic post about all time highs in stock market. @royiv makes numerous drive by posts but lacks substance as always, it’s always just a feeling with him. 

    The delusional responses to my pointed posts about how transgenders militant attention whoring on the issue ruined Democrats chances were correct, and seeing how a good portion of the board is now gravitating to Gavin, it laughably shows I was once again correct.

  4. Well, we've done it again. Happy Paycheck Friday to all who celebrate.
    No mortgage check this go around, this is the nice one we bury our faces into like a blonde's  _________ on spring break. I hope you all are enjoying the garage/back porch and enjoying a great tasting, less filling drink of choice.

    Markets have been a little shaky this month so I'm paying down margin and a personal loan since 8/1. Had to eject out of Chicago 3 weeks early due to a death in the family, so had to pack everything up in two days and made it back to Texas. Threw everything in the car and made it on $90 worth of gas and an $80 hotel in Benton Arkansas.

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    6 hours ago, Covri said:

    @StassneyHorn was trying to fight anyone who would show up to their local H‑E‑B just the other days. It’s the dog (fight) days of summer!

    Taking a man’s HEB as he watches  through the blood and the tears is the only true way to cuck a man these days.

  6. 4 minutes ago, SKJ said:

    Ha ha ha I'm not bitching about anything.  I already knew social security was a scam before all this. 

    Call a local/regional SSA line and ask about widowers benefits and 82.5% limit specifically just to make them give you an answer other than “we’re too lazy to look”

  7. 31 minutes ago, Captainant said:

    No, dehumanizing other posters is what earns you the trumper cred. That's some real classic fascist shit, what a fun silly joke teehee!

    I’m much more concerned about their mental health than you are

  8. 9 hours ago, fuggled said:

    His bit is to post stuff he doesn't actually believe in order to get a reaction out of people.  What exactly do you think trolling is?

    My trolling is literally telling a bunch of Democratic voting men on a message board that other men have rapidly decided not to associate with the Democratic party even though they are much more librul than their previous generations. That is it. A simple observation.

    White millennial and gen X men showed out for Obama and it’s been a slow bleed since. Hispanic men began leaving in 2016, and now you saw it in 2024 with black men. Bringing this up means I support Trump according to the big brains here.

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    9 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

    You’re angry stassney white man.  That’s for olds. Get out.  Live a little. Mingle with women.  Unless you’re angry stassney male who lives with mom and blames your troubles on minorities, women and gays?  If so sorry?

    Holy shit deport this bot

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    44 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

    He’s a 57 year old white male trumper that lives on Stassney. Have at it

    Sir, I’m in my 30s and live wherever the hell I feel like. I’ve had more than enough posts celebrating Bidenomics and his long list of accomplishments.

  11. 6 hours ago, Superhero said:

    On Sunday, my son was counting out his money: birthday, Chinese New Year money from grandparents and other relatives. He came to me with $500 and said "Daddy, can you buy me a stock that follows the S&P?"

    We drove past a beautiful red Ferrari on our way home yesterday. I pointed it out to my kids, and my boy said "That's cool, but it costs too much. I'd rather buy a good lucking, medium priced car."

    So proud of him.

     

    OTOH, this stupid kid wants something every time we go out. He got a large Stitch (from Lilo and Stitch) when he last went to Disney with his summer camp, and also bought a massive labradorite crystal for $50 because he's into stones these days... smart and dumb at the same time.

    FWIW, a lot of hot yoga chicks in California are into crystals.

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