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StassneyHorn

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  1. 4 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

    He’s not from Ohio nor is the family. 

    Bwahahahah. I’d love to see what the uncle and dad did in the road before camera phones

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  2. 45 minutes ago, tchookem said:

    This seems like a good a thread as any. My kid turns 20 this year. He's in college, and we should be in decent shape so long as nothing tragic happens. He's gotten some money from folks for school, but since school is okay-ish I'm thinking about getting him to put some money away to forget about.

    I'm considering total stock market index fund. I have zero experience doing any of this. Is it literally as simple as going to Vanguard.com, signing him up, and giving them $3000?

    I'm not really looking for investing advice. Unless an index fund is beyond stupid (which I don't see how it could be), I really just want to make sure it is as easy as it sounds.

    Yea if you're looking at VTSAX the initial buy needs to be $3000. If you go the etf version you can go beneath and once the fund equals $3000 you can convert to VTSAX admiral shares.

  3. Took 10K on the chin today, but bought NVDA and TSM "near enough" to the bottom to walk with some good posture today. Nobody likes a slouch, hope everyone bought some bloody bodies today.

    More than anything, Happy Hungover paycheck from Thursday-day. Just like football returning, you are ready to meet your goals head-on in the A gap.  Buy a nice 6 pack and mow the yard early tomorrow. It's Lollapalooza here in Chicago so there will be some sweaty, filthy, disgusting twenty year olds out tonight at the Hangge Uppe who want to feed me molly while they still have the energy and no lower-back pain. Please light a candle for me.

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  4. Determining sex is easy and a Kindergarten Cop gif can tell you the answer. Determining gender is apparently a social construct, but I read a bunch of posts saying it’s actually up to the individual and not society.

    How do we “reprogram” that messaging for it to be more palatable to men and women we know are more liberal than the generations before them, but don’t identify with the Democratic Party?

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