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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Captainant replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Just as bad or worse - bama shouldn't have been in the playoff if Texas wasn't. And the Hoosiers are a bottom 50% roster on paper - but they just beat Ohio State and claimed the undisputed #1 overall in the country. It's not just about the talent, it's about the coaching and the playcalling. Sark's failure to gameplan for UF was THE killing blow for our chances at competing for a title this year. A top whatever roster doesn't make a shit, it's about how the team actually performs on the field. And UF was a dogshit team this year, that beat a very VERY mismanaged Texas team this year. Sark laid down and phoned that game in. This is the consequence of his failure. 9-3 is not a bad record, all things considered. Unless you care about playing for national championships. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Captainant replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Still shouldn't be getting deep dicked by a dogshit 4-8 team. The OSU game was scheduled a decade ago and the team didn't have control over playing OSU. Sark and the team did have control over shitting the bed against Florida and then getting styled on by Georgia. The Florida loss was horrible and bad, on the same scale as the fucking Kansas loss a few years ago. Inexcusable for any team that claims to be champion caliber -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Captainant replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
"Oopsie poopsie I shouldn't have been cranking it for two weeks straight headed into Florida and maybe should have done some prep work. Whodathunkit that losing that game would hurt us so bad!" -
Papers, please. Surly thread of deportation cruelty dominance
Captainant replied to Captainant's topic in Daily Texan
This is a new one - denying citizenship to people who have already been approved because of a new Royal Edict from King Trump. Nonwhites are gonna start getting denied at a higher rate for naturalization https://people.com/immigrants-approved-for-citizenship-pulled-out-by-officials-at-oath-ceremony-11863779 Immigrants were moments away from pledging allegiance to the United States in Boston — the final step of the long process to becoming a U.S. citizen — when government officials pulled them out of line, according to a new report. The scene unfolded at Boston’s Faneuil Hall on Thursday, Dec. 4, according to the report from WGBH, a National Public Radio member station. As people who were already approved to be naturalized — having completed the lengthy U.S. citizenship process — lined up to pledge allegiance, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) officials told them they could not continue due to their countries of origin, the outlet reported. USCIS officials took individuals from the line because the federal agency has directed its employees to halt all immigration applications for nationals from the 19 countries that already faced travel restrictions since June due to a proclamation from President Donald Trump, per WGBH and NBC News. The Trump administration designated the list of largely African and Asian countries as high-risk. -
Markets still falling like whoa
Captainant replied to Llano Estacado's topic in Business and Markets
Kind of wild, apparently there's gigawatts of NVDA chips sitting in warehouses, fully paid for, but not being used for lack of data center capacity. That's one hell of a financing bubble that's gonna cause some major whiplash -
Between cutting Medicaid and actively making nursing homes more dangerous.... Maybe this will ya know...
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Captainant replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
Well it's not like idiot chuds have a habit of just calling everyone a communist that they disagree with, right? -
It would stand to reason that the CFP doesn't want to burn down the whole sport just to elevate itself. But we do live in the "fuck you got mine" era, so who cares I guess. Let's just fuck up the regular season and play dog shit cupcake teams to appease the Arkansas AD
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I have zero concerns going forward [OP is a Fucking Liar]
Captainant replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
I am concerned that Sark is not gonna hire a play caller and we will be stuck in this mediocre shit cycle -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Captainant replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
You could say they crumbld -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Captainant replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
I'm pretty sure Wulaw would get his real estate license revoked if he insisted Kamala Harris was gonna win. He's been approaching a Helobious level of reverse Nostradamus though -
I'm cheering for them to get road killed and put the lie to how absurd this bracket is
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