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TejasPedro

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  1. Fork all that noise, go back there grab the intercom and call his candy ass out. Finish off your rant with a Hook’em Horns!
  2. If the fighting Texas Ags bolted for the big 12 they would have a hard time beating 8 or 9 of those teams
  3. Arch has tasted this so called rivalry he looked pissed that they are even calling it one. The dude is waiting for his chance to carve up the rest of the SEC.
  4. The part of RoJo is now being played by Tre Wisner, he is not going to let this team down. That attitude is now a part of Longhorn DNA. Deal with it!
  5. I must be picking up the Aggie feed. They seem to be targeting a bunch of limp dicked mofos on this telecast. Every other commercial is either a Pee pee pills or Cologne
  6. Bovines 33 Canines 3 Texas passing yards 333
  7. Texas 69 Judds- Hep C in points that’s 2 yds from Scrimmage 666
  8. God, I need to get a job with the promotions department. The possibilities are endless. opening night. Bring a dyke to the Daik and get in free! 1st Thursday game in May is Put your Finger in the Daik. -Free foam finger night Ménage a trois Day Game- Three girls for the price of two.
  9. When we hit bombs against the Dodgers we need to show clips of Hiroshima and Nagasaki
  10. Can we get a super cold zone for smoking hot Shooting Stars. Call it Planet “Niptune” Copyright pending.
  11. I think Dr. Pepper is going to make a change sooner than Sark will.
  12. How many people can the Daik take in at once?
  13. Texas- 42 Florida Evans- 11 UF yds 22
  14. Holy shit that referee is a goober
  15. Let’s not forget Lavarr Arrington and the brutal raping he did to Illinois
  16. What if Quinn decides he wants to play college football for one more year?
  17. Texas only loss for the rest of this season will be to Army in the National Championship.
  18. Wranglers 45 Gloria Vanderbilts 3 Horns pass for 444
  19. observations: Georgia QB looks like Oppenheimer and Trevor Lawrence’s love child. Sark needs to start wearing a visor Defense looks meh.
  20. Texas will win by 2 scores
  21. Their backup is gonna get some work in today!
  22. Just looking scared and dumb right now.
  23. God help us.
  24. Texas 42 UGA 0 Dawgs 87 Yards
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