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TejasPedro

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  1. I keep thinking this is some elitist high profile, eyes wide shut, kinked up type shit. Beard is just role playing some fantasy of hers, he is now the “bad boy” she always wanted. They are going to met back up tonight and have the kinkiest sex evah!
  2. Is there any chance she just simply forgot the safeword?
  3. Media contacted Marv Albert to get his perspective on the story, his only response was YESSSS!
  4. I would trade a thousand Craig James’ for one Mike Leach.
  5. San Antonio has lots of exciting things to see!
  6. The definition of insanity is hiring a goofy ass coach with questionable tactics expecting them to show up not wearing a grill.
  7. Major Applewhite and Texas State that could be epic. San Marcos is a target rich environment.
  8. KU’s defense is as bad as Brando and Tillman’s announcing
  9. Hopefully we can turn the tables on Baylor give them a taste of their own medicine. Go in and assault them. Rape their offense. Cover things up on defense. Silence their students.
  10. Texas 69 Bears 0 Bijan 666
  11. Sark ain’t shit unless he wears this shirt next. Oh and btw, The Mullet needs to go. Win 9 games then you can wear dreads a fro, or Mohawk. Damn just win!
  12. Texas 5 Kansas 70 215 Yds punted
  13. Texas 66 TCU 6 Total passing yards 777
  14. KSU 0 Texas 48 Plays 35 Long 96
  15. Let’s all agree. The chicken is choked!
  16. Texas Longhorns 33 Ok St 3 33/333yds
  17. Texas 32 The fighting Malachai’s 2 32Attempts 322 Yds 🥊🌽🥜, 🤘
  18. TejasPedro

    Rhule

    Matt Rhule to tamu. They already have his participation medal engraved and ready to go.
  19. TejasPedro

    5:01

    BV looked like Ethan Hawke in Training Day. Come to think of it is this Sark?
  20. One thing you hear in most Oklahoma homes at bedtime, Bobby Lincoln, go on now, brush your tooth.
  21. Good guys 72 Thieving ass knob gobblers 6 Bijan & X- 512 Yds
  22. Ishmael Ibraheem, oy vey! I wonder what it took to sell out his teammates. Guessing 30 silver coins sounds about right.
  23. WVU 42 Texas 45 RB 214
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