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Hank Kingsley

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  1. Good job, Trump voters. You stupid fucks. You fucking selfish idiots. Fuck you. Even if the administration doesn't pull this off, they are trying to destroy everything.
  2. The Pope is a weak beta bitch. The Dope is now our moral leader.
  3. Shit, we've probably already had racists and immigrants working together to make offensive videos and splitting the $$$ from GoFundMes. Late stage capitalism has basically just turned into grifting.
  4. Change is good. Keep 'em coming.
  5. Well, the Onion piece is perfect. SAN MATEO, CA—After spending the past three decades of his life being totally unable and unwilling to engage in any meaningful way with the world around him, James Parker, a local guy who sucks at being a person, told reporters Thursday that he saw huge potential in AI. “While it’s still in its early phase, artificial intelligence will one day accomplish things that humans could have never even dreamed of doing,” said Parker, who, by all accounts, has never stretched himself to do something he found difficult; has never created anything truly original; and, deep down, has absolutely zero understanding of what makes things good, enjoyable, or rewarding. “Just yesterday, I asked an AI program to write an entire sci-fi novel for me, and [as someone who will die an empty shell of a man who wasted his life doing nothing for the world and, perhaps, should never have been born] I was super impressed. Soon, humans won’t need to do anything at all! Awesome.” At press time, Parker added that as someone whose contributions to society would almost certainly be measured cumulatively as a net loss, he also saw great potential in the future of the metaverse
  6. Same. First cassette:
  7. Yes. This is how we win. We don't have to accept AI slop. Loudly reject it. Make fun of them. Boycott. It's the only way these fucking pieces of shit will learn.
  8. Congrats on being anti-woke just so you have the chance of being right 5% of the time.
  9. Reminder that we need to remove Jimmy Fallon from public society.
  10. Wait, this is way worse. We are in actual hell.
  11. Texans have become a lot dumber over the last 5 years. We are closer to being Mississippi than a purple state at this point.
  12. We are reaching a level of stupidity unseen so far in American history.
  13. 25% of this country is fine with bread lines and a monarchy as long as they don't have to read about a trans girl playing in a HS basketball game.
  14. I am so fucking angry at society passively accepting this bullshit. If you're not actively making fun of and criticizing this AI slop, please start.
  15. Racism isn't just alive and well. It's profitable. You can now make a career out of it.
  16. My god. I'd rather watch mid-week MACtion than any of this dogshit. Did they hire Lou Holtz to schedule their games? Is there a new Suddenly Susan episode on after they end?
  17. I have not watched a ND regular season game more than a handful of times in the last 10 years. It's not the 80s/90s anymore, no one gives a shit.
  18. Such a bummer Hill got hurt at the end of the year and didn't get a proper send off.
  19. The loudest MAGA voices talking about "traditional" family values are closeted homosexuals. Instead of taking accountability and going to a therapist they chose to punish the rest of America. Alpha bullshit being pushed by complete betas. It'd be funny if it wasn't contributing to the destruction of American society. Maybe it's still funny.
  20. Don't be a pussy.
  21. A little tip for PR people: No one has an ounce of sympathy for privileged and wealthy entities that play the victim card. Strategize accordingly.
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