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Macklemore

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Everything posted by Macklemore

  1. Defense needs to save our bacon.
  2. Kick the FG. WTF! I hate Nick Caley so damn much.
  3. WTF are we doing
  4. I like the Stover tush push TD Texans.
  5. Wrong. NFL has it right not college ball. Come on offense. Let’s get a TD here.
  6. Texans TD!!! Very nice!
  7. Horrible pass by CJ. Terrible INT
  8. Reed is my favorite draft pick of any Houston team the past 5 years.
  9. Jeanty has been a huge disappointment. It was a bust of a draft pick the minute it was made considering how bad the Raiders are, how high the pick was and how many more pressing needs they had.
  10. Demeco Fritz blew this game. Overrated coach
  11. Statement game. Sark telling his haters to fuck off - he’s here for good.
  12. Arch has been spectacular. Hope he stays another year in Austin
  13. Playing like crap again. Jabari and Alpi have been horrible tonight.
  14. Reed is the best player on the floor for us now
  15. The Texans usual home uni of Deep Steel Blue jersey with white pants and their road white jersey with blue pants are very clean. The Battle Red unis are unique, the candy color red helmets are a nod to the local slab culture and the horns on the helmet were an alternative helmet that the vast majority of fans were wanting per the focus groups. The new unis aren’t plain and generic like our old ones and most of our fans are very happy with the change. The Rockets have the worst unis in town and desperately need an entire brand refresh
  16. 2nd half playcalling by Caley was atrocious and he should be fired for it. We only gained 35 yards the entire 2nd half!
  17. We always get fucked on 3rd and long QB scrambles. Put a fucking spy on the damn QB on 3rd down.
  18. Caley is a bottom 3 OC in the league. Fire this bum after the game.
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