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Still one of the greatest thread titles on Surly. Makes me laugh every time it gets bumped. Thanks @Beau Vine
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1 minute ago, Thiefery said:
I consider Dickinson/LaMarque/TxCity...South Houston too
With all due respect, I consider Houston huge tracts of Texas swamp land
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18 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:
But I dont wanna be a pirate!!!!!!
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19 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Names?
Olivia and Isabella Mathers. Aussies.
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100 days out, ESPN takes a shot at what to watch in the upcoming season. Teams on the rise, key games, new coaches, lots of Texas, GA, OSU, AL. What I didn't see was a single mention of an AM player, coach, team or game of interest, other than when they play us. Little Brother is properly back in the corner with their shine box.
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8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
BTW, can someone explain to me why this person who holds incriminating evidence of the tryst is blackmailing the Bachelorette contestant rather than the married daughter of a man who has made hundreds of millions of dollars?
Maybe he initiated the whole blackmail thing with her and this is his way of trying to cover his tracks in what is now a criminal matter. That would be on brand for Aggie.
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11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:
Everytime I see this, I see how pathetic Aggies are. Does any other school anywhere or even a hometown curio shop have an opponent's mascot in full costume? It's unthinkable anywhere else because no other rivals have a party that has declared jihad and is identified by that jihad.
You might think that we created the mascot below as satire:
But no, they created that idiotic thing, too.
He should apply here:
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13 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:
There's something special going on in College Station.
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59 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:
I’m not sure Mukuba played, and I didn’t watch him at Clemson, but I did see a smallish #13 whiff on an easy tackle.
Saw the same 13 do a pretty good job of holding off a Cam Williams block in the flat only to whiff on the tackle, not sure if same play. The farther from the line he played the less impressive he looked. Seems like I've seen that before with our Safeties.
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10 minutes ago, Bevo said:
First, I'm going to get up and chase the wife around the house. She is pretty good between the tackles, but cries like a little girl when she is taken to the turf. So, I plan on losing that fight. Then, I think I'll make some migas. I love that shit on game day. Next, I'm going to grab a beer and hang-out by the pool and grab a little barbeque. Then, I'll go to the game fat drunk and happy and hopefully hang out upstairs in the air-conditioned lounge if it is open. I'll grab a few more drinks and get the wife liquered up. We will probably leave sometime around the end of the third quarter. And if I don't get too buzzed and tired from the heat, I'll chase the wife around again where I think I will win on the second go round. I'll then fall asleep and dream of the upcoming season. Good times.
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On 3/26/2024 at 2:30 PM, Park Gothic said:
Pigs get fat. Hogs get slaughtered. Seems like every time a team takes 2 big time QB recruits, it blows up in the staff's face. I don't know shit about fuck, but the whole thing makes me nervous.
There's a joke here about @SydneyCarton and people spelling like petards, but I can't quite put my hands on it. Can one be hoisted by autocrrect?
Surly Off-Season Motto 2024
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7 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:
Our boy Graham is at it again. This time it's the Trev hire. And of course none of it make sense. This guy is going to be good for a lot of laughs going forward.
Texas A&M hiring Trev Alberts shows they are still one step ahead of Texas, OU
The Texas A&M Aggies are showing that they won’t back down to anybody in the new era of collegiate athletics.
By Graham HarmonThat logic and writing has taken 10 IQ points from all of us. May he burn in idiot hell and our collective recovery be swift and permanent.
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1 hour ago, Gucci_Suit said:
Murderers and child abusers are on brand for Baylor and OU, but I’m actually a bit surprised by the Ags. They’re usually the clownish type; nothing too serious.
See Bonfire Tragedy.
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2 hours ago, South Austin said:
Horns down in club hockey? Holy shit.
More Horns Down than Thumbs Up in that picture. They'd rather show their ass to us then celebrate any kind of success.
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1 hour ago, MotownHorn said:
Apparently it's still around today! Maybe we should schedule them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haskell_Indian_Nations_University
According to SRCFB, In addition to the Haskell Indian Nations (#79), we have a losing record to the following schools since 1902: (Total games, Wins, Loses, - our winning percentage against school in column X:)
https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/schools/texas/head-to-head.html
T W L X 80 UCLA 1970 2014 7 3 4 0 .429 160 216 -56 22.9 30.9 -8.0 81 Penn State 1971 1996 5 2 3 0 .400 78 100 -22 15.6 20.0 -4.4 82 Brigham Young 1987 2023 6 2 4 0 .333 103 172 -69 17.2 28.7 -11.5 83 Southern California 1955 2018 7 2 5 0 .286 148 169 -21 21.1 24.1 -3.0 84 Notre Dame 1913 2016 12 3 9 0 .250 170 353 -183 14.2 29.4 -15.3 85 Vanderbilt 1903 1928 10 2 7 1 .250 62 163 -101 6.2 16.3 -10.1 86 Syracuse 1959 1993 3 0 2 1 .167 56 75 -19 18.7 25.0 -6.3 87 Air Force 1985 1985 1 0 1 0 .000 16 24 -8 16.0 24.0 -8.0 88 Chicago 1904 1904 1 0 1 0 .000 0 68 -68 0.0 68.0 -68.0 89 Colorado College 1908 1908 1 0 1 0 .000 0 15 -15 0.0 15.0 -15.0 90 Harvard 1931 1931 1 0 1 0 .000 7 35 -28 7.0 35.0 -28.0 91 Minnesota 1936 1936 1 0 1 0 .000 19 47 -28 19.0 47.0 -28.0 92 North Carolina State 1999 1999 1 0 1 0 .000 20 23 -3 20.0 23.0 -3.0 93 Northwestern 1942 1942 1 0 1 0 .000 0 3 -3 0.0 3.0 -3.0 94 Randolph Field 1944 1944 1 0 1 0 .000 6 42 -36 6.0 42.0 -36.0 95 South Carolina 1957 1957 1 0 1 0 .000 21 27 -6 21.0 27.0 -6.0 96 Virginia Tech 1995 1995 1 0 1 0 .000 10 28 -18 10.0 28.0 -18.0 Vandy & South Carolina should take care of itself. UCLA, Penn State, BYU, SC, ND, and Syracuse should be on our to do list.
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1 hour ago, TKthunder2 said:
Those records are incomplete. Winspedia has the real records. Baylor is our 3rd most played game and hopefully in 35 years if we go back to playing Arkansas annually and can play Rice 16 times, they’ll move down to 5th.
HEAD-TO-HEAD RECORDS
Oklahoma 63-51-5
Texas A&M 76-37-5
Baylor 81-28-4
Rice 75-21-1
TCU 65-28-1
Arkansas 56-23-0
Texas Tech 55-18-0
SMU 47-22-4
Oklahoma State 27-11-0
Houston 17-7-2
Missouri 18-6-0
Kansas State 14-10-0
Southwestern (TX) 20-2-0
Kansas 18-4-0
Iowa State 16-5-0
Tulane 17-1-1
Colorado 12-7-0
LSU 9-8-1
Nebraska 10-4-0
West Virginia 6-6-0
Vanderbilt 3-8-1
Notre Dame 3-9-0
Haskell Indian Nations (KS) 6-5-0
Alabama 8-2-1
Who the hell are the Haskell Indian Nations and who had them on the top 5 winning percentage against Texas bingo card
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On 2/14/2024 at 11:42 AM, alincoln said:
Texas Tech Home Football Schedules - The History and Quality Run Deep
2024
Abilene Christian (1st meeting)
North Texas (6th meeting)
Arizona State (5th meeting)
Cincinnati (2nd meeting)
Baylor (81st meeting)
Colorado (11th meeting)
West Virginia (14th meeting)
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Arkansas Pine-Bluff (1st meeting)
Oregon State (2nd meeting)
BYU (3rd meeting)
Oklahoma State (51st meeting)
Kansas (26th meeting)
UCF (2nd meeting)
Good Lord. That is a $5 sit where you want tickets from the HEB customer service desk schedule. Looks like 2 for 1 ticket prices now run through Lubbock.
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Towers of Silence, Mumbai - Notice the Buzzards:
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On 1/24/2024 at 1:06 PM, RGBIII said:
Former Texas Athletes have given some, some at levels non commiserate to their career earnings but still have given. Also CJ is the best
@RGBIII - Does the collective think that younger pros who benefited from NIL in School will be more in-tuned to give to NIL? Seems like someone like Bijan who was on the front of the Texas wave would be a likely participant. Any insight if AD/Foundation try to route them a different direction?
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I suppose that fact we haven't purchased billboards declaring welcome to Longhorn Country in Florida being he biggest difference?