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Roofle

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Everything posted by Roofle

  1. PM Moose. Derka out front shoulda told ya.
  2. I had no idea this was a thread we needed but now I can’t live without it.
  3. Yup. All NCAA-hosted events are alcoholless. Since the host institution of regular season games is the home team, they have discretion over alcohol sales. Sadly, all the fun goes away when the NCAA starts hosting come the tournament.
  4. Ogden’s a good pickup for them. He was Beard’s first assistant, no? It was only a short matter of time before he got a HC spot.
  5. Guaurantee ArmyBrat has to take his computer to Geek Squad to get this all sorted out.
  6. If we played everyone tonight, would we have won by 100? I’m gonna go with yes.
  7. Go ahead and describe a Thujone dick to me. Words don’t do it justice.
  8. I can’t tell if he’s fucking around or not
  9. It’s dangerous over there right now. I’ve looked at about 4 threads to see what it’s like over there and I’ve seen 3 GIFs of people shitting so far.
  10. It’s when you shit into someone’s mouth and then freeze them to death
  11. God dammit, Trombone.
  12. How did he do that? He didn't do anything. The users left of their own volition.
  13. http://twitter.com/FigurelliSports/status/978684958662381568
  14. Well fucking done, Blacklab. Came across great.
  15. Let's blow that motherfucker up. Goatse everywhere.
  16. hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha, Bob gets dumped again
  17. How is he possibly going to say "pee in your butt" in a radio-friendly way?
  18. Oh god, I'm buckled up
  19. You can say "ass", but you can't tack on "hole"
  20. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUPA TALK
  21. $100 says he says "muledick"
  22. Samsung SmartThings Hub A billion GE light/fan dimmers for all lights in the house Smart locks Door open/close sensors A rack with a bunch of media equipment
  23. Does the Final Four tend to work like regionals do, in that you can hang out outside the arena after the Saturday game ends and practically be handed a ticket for Monday by fans of the losing teams? Thinking about going. Worst case, it looks like the get-in price Monday is $150.
  24. That reminds me, I haven't posted goatse over there today.
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