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Roofle

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  1. Mack just said that DeLoss was “the cheapest sucker there ever was” and that he was surprised that, when they renamed 23rd street in front of DKR after him, he didn’t try to turn the road into a tollway.
  2. Anyone else watching this on LHN? Huston Street just spoke and was having trouble keeping it together. Also, Bill Little's goiter has grown tenfold recently.
  3. We still think you’re dumb
  4. I hereby motion to have Surly autocorrect Shaggy/ShaggyTexas/ShaggyBevo to "Kevin's Scatboard".
  5. Actually, in the Pac-12, they're guaranteed all 4 years.
  6. Way late on the reply here, but holy shit, Capel is one of the most prolific bag-droppers in CBB history. Huge pickup for Pitt. Capel comes in, drops some bags, gets the program on track again, and then leaves before the sanctions hit. The next coach is a decent one, since Capel's bag dropping has returned the team to relevance and the new staff gets to claim "we aren't responsible for the doings of the old staff". It's a solid plan.
  7. Keep it up. The one where the person is shitting out of a moving car is unlike anything I’ve ever seen.
  8. Roofle

    2018 Shart Thread

    Fuck you, toilet-shitter
  9. Before first pitch, I texted a friend and said if Springer didn't dong the first pitch he saw that we're going 0-162. So, you're all welcome. 162-0 and back-to-back here we come.
  10. I have what can best be described as a horse dick. It's very difficult for me to have sex because the girls are constantly orgasming so hard that they're always flailing around. Please pray for me. my dick is so tiny
  11. Why the fuck would they push media all the way to the other end of the bubble? Such a bad look for no reason. Pro days are all about hyping the players. Why get in the way of that? As for LHN, when they laid a bunch of staff off last year, they pretty much gave up on producing any meaningful content. I'm honestly surprised they're even having a special for pro day.
  12. That’s beautiful about next year. I hadn’t heard that. After reading up on it, it sounds like this is the last year of suffering.
  13. Roofle

    2018 Shart Thread

    We inexplicably have a shart thread for last year here, but not one for this year. Blast off, fellas.
  14. Holy shit, how did I not know about this?
  15. Are we supposed to like Richard, because holy fuck, he gets more unlikeable each episode. Such a bitch.
  16. Roofle

    New here

    Fake cancer is not to be fucked with, as the fake loss is still too fresh in our hearts.
  17. Are you actually asking? I’m not sure I follow.
  18. PM Moose. Derka out front shoulda told ya.
  19. I had no idea this was a thread we needed but now I can’t live without it.
  20. Yup. All NCAA-hosted events are alcoholless. Since the host institution of regular season games is the home team, they have discretion over alcohol sales. Sadly, all the fun goes away when the NCAA starts hosting come the tournament.
  21. Ogden’s a good pickup for them. He was Beard’s first assistant, no? It was only a short matter of time before he got a HC spot.
  22. Guaurantee ArmyBrat has to take his computer to Geek Squad to get this all sorted out.
  23. If we played everyone tonight, would we have won by 100? I’m gonna go with yes.
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