Everything posted by LarryMoeSurly
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
“When our current contract expires, we will make the transition to the SEC,” Thats funny, Jay!
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Realignment talk not going away
Wow, that's some sad shit right there. How embarrassing.
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Realignment talk not going away
Pretty sure he’ll never be commissioner of anything else after that letter he sent.
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Realignment talk not going away
Imagine the landscape after 10 years of NIL. SEC might be thinking get as many blue bloods in one conference as you can and quit having the big guys prop up the little guys. The rest will sort itself out and eventually there’d only be the SEC as top level college football.
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Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread
I’m late, but I just gotta add my Fuck Baker in here. The living definition of a blow hard.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Jesus this is cringe-inducing.
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Jake Ehlinger found dead near campus
We do know two things: no foul play and the family doesn’t wish to share the information. So why don’t we respect one of the most die hard Longhorn family’s wishes? Ask yourself why you even need to know. What would that accomplish? Isn’t it much better to remember the essence of a person’s life instead? I hope the Ehlinger family finds some peace.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Looks like BJ Allen choosing his school on Monday via the Instagram thing.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
So it is supposed to be good, or free cocaine and hookers good?
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Brainiacs saying we having some real good news coming this weekend. Sounds like we’re about to get a nice commitment. Any guess on who it is? They say it’s not Trevell Johnson.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
The Texans and Josh McCown didn’t get this memo.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I guess Banks ain’t sharing his fortune. She’s driving a fucking PT Cruiser.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Holy shit, they’re melting down big time.
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Is Deshaun Watson Done in Houston?
It all starts at the top. The McNairs don’t know shit about football.
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Surly Horns Podcast Season 2 Episode 2 - Featuring RGBIII and Immamac
Damn guys, lot's of good stuff in this one. Really like the insight on recruits.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Great news. We just got rid of an asshole head coach. Don't need to hire a new one as DC.
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Urban ordeal, what did UT learn?
Don’t know what UT learned, but I learned that John Cornyn should be banned from Texas based on his brisket “skills”.
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Coach Sark welcome press conference 4 pm
Unlike our last two coaches, I'm going to really enjoy watching Sark's pressers.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
They gonna give Sark any stage time?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
So what happens if Golding blows this lead and we hire him as DC? Their DBs look terrible.
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CFP National Championship: Alabama vs Ohio State
Damn, Sark can call some plays. Wow.
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CFP National Championship: Alabama vs Ohio State
You must have never watched a Texans game. Poor planning, poor play calling, poor clock management, poor replay challenges. Not to mention all of the talent his asshole personality ran off.
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CFP National Championship: Alabama vs Ohio State
HAHAHAHAHA! We got the good end of that deal.
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CFP National Championship: Alabama vs Ohio State
OK so looks like Golding = Ash.
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Surly Horns Podcast Season 2 Episode 1 - Featuring RGBIII and Immamac
Sounded great, guys. Next time try to kick up the F-bomb count. I think there were only 60-70 this time.