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cafe society

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  1. USC is in over its head and will drown. Winfield, Bowman, Wafle come on down. Benjamin, Henderson, Lott, what you want Texas has got. Malakai, Michigan is fine but Austin is better; we've got your ties and your kind of weather.
  2. This is a recruit asking Texas to up their offer.
  3. You would think after all these years of SEC bagmen and their "Gentlemen's Agreement" (not to be confused with that imaginary covenant that aggies whine about) Georgia fans would have some insight or at least a pragmatic understanding of things, but apparently not. I've never known or met a Georgia fan, unless you count the members of the B52s, whom I got to party with back around 1982. None of them seemed interested in sports.
  4. Yeah, but he burned the map on his way to Pullman.
  5. Tim Rossovich approves of this message.
  6. Gerry and Bobby have been saying for a while that they didn't think Philip Rivers would send his kid to a crowded qb room.
  7. Fuck you, of course you did. Ketchum has well known leanings and you're using him as a stalking horse. You're not usually horseshit, but you are here.
  8. My favorite pizza ever. I need to get one next time I'm in Austin.
  9. Reluctantly I am going to ask about the $20.5 and probably irrelevant offshoots. Is that money supposed to be spread around to the other sports, I thought so? Is there going to be a fuckton of Title IX litigation coming out of all this?
  10. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't we seem to prioritize Luke Wafle over Jake Kreul? Yaddayaddayadda, I know Wafle committed to USC, but that shit won't stick.
  11. That is the single most ignorant thing I have read on here outside of Helobious in ages. I've lived years in DFW (granted, not in many years) without Houston mentioned in conversation at all except in reference to sports. Dallasites are self-absorbed and their field of cultivated fucks is barren with regard to Houston. They are far more snooty and petulantly envious with regard to Fort Worth.
  12. Are you sure you’re not confusing him with Griffin?
  13. Growing up a Cowboys fan I always rooted for the Oilers as well. Especially when they drafted Earl. The day that pos Jerry Jones fired Jimmy Johnson and hired that pos emeritus Switzer I completely stopped watching or caring about the NFL. I don’t think the DFW people hate Houston but Houstonians surely do hate DFW. Of course, being from Fort Worth we all hate Dallas too.
  14. He's got the same billfold as Jules Winfield.
  15. That's who I was referring to earlier. No reason to go pro under $100K.
  16. Thank you. Next thing you know a running back who is shifty will be getting compared to Barry Sanders or Eric Metcalf. GTFO. As for Atkinson/Cooper, I'm considering burning one of my wife's crazy homage candles to Janis Joplin. Don't mock, I've freely admitted I'm an old and I listen to jazz.
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