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  1. 6 minutes ago, bolverk said:

    Looks like they let the guy out. I don't think the regime was ready to fight this one yet.

     

    Understand that this will happen again.  And again.  And again.  And again.  Because the PRIMARY purpose is to make it clear that non-lily-white Americans....well, y'all aren't really 'muricans at all, you hear me?  The purpose is to drive them into second-class citizen status.  And yes, it's just a matter of time before it goes all the way, and involves shipping an American to a foreign gulag.  Don't want that to happen to you?  Best stay in your own neighborhoods, boy.  Best keep your head down, boy.

    Our black posters around here can tell us all about how that goes.  The Trump Regime isn't running a new play.  They're running a time-honored play.  

    Boy, it looks like you're someplace you don't belong....you're coming with me.

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  2. 1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

    Little wastoid was a "cinematographer" for Benny Johnson.

    His education ends at Souls Harbor Christian Academy in Floriduh.  It has an enrollment of 92 students from K to 12 and is a ministry of a pentecostal (tongues) church of the same name.

    Absolute definition of mediocre, or worse, white guy.

    Man, one of the chuckle-worthy, yet horrific ironies of this movement, is how they have screamed "NO MORE DEI!  MERIT-BASED HIRING ONLY!".....and have then put on a clinic on how to hire the least-qualified chucklefucks in the history of chucklefuckery.

    These assholes would drive a decorated female F-18 pilot out of the Navy to replace her with a pimple-faced virgin who struggled to get past the beginner level of Microsoft's Flight Simulator.  And then declare that a triumph of "merit over DEI."

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  3. 23 minutes ago, royiv said:

    I kind of feel bad for the folks that will ultimately lose their jobs at the Austin factory over this failure. On the other hand, they bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into.

    Fuck that shit.  Fuck em all.  I long for the day that I look out my window and see the giant plume of smoke that is that whole factory going up in flames....after which it will be revealed that Elon himself did it to cover for his failure and for the insurance, so he gets fucking nothing.

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  4. 33 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

    I’m ok with the play against china. Maybe it works, maybe it doesn’t but think a play needs to be run.

    There's an ocean of daylight between "a play needs to be run" and "the play actually being run."  Shit, I noticed that we're getting some warm-weather spiders back in my house again.  A play definitely needs to be run.  This play, however, would be really, really, beyond fucking stupid:

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    The play is to force China out of the global economic system - that's literally what the admin's mouthpieces have advocated.  That is - and would be to any nation - an act of war.  It's fucking stupid.  Nevermind that my point was NOT just as to China, but rather as to THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD.  He has started a fucking trade war, and irrevocably broken our national and trading relationship with fucking CANADA for fuck's sake.  He has declared the EU and even the UK as enemies "out to fuck us over."  Those relationships are fucked, not to recover in any near future.

    The dude can pretty much do no wrong in your eyes....and that says more about you than any number of posts you've made over the years.

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  5. 11 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

    And you also see how his last name is hyphenated to have TWO "Z's," so he's EXTRA messican, meaning....well, you know...he ain't a REAL murican.

    Bottom line, the rule under the Trump Regime is not a mystery: If you 1) don't have a sufficiently "American-sounding" name, then 2) you are presumed to be an illegal alien, 3) even if you produce definitive proof of citizenship, because proof don't make a shit in a land where due process isn't a thing.  So really, all that matters is items 1 and 2.  Hope you like Salvadoran prisons!  And my "you," I mean....my entire fucking family, which isn't exactly named "Smith."

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  6. 2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

    “Oops” is the standard response for the Trump regime, followed by “so fucking what?”

    Bingo.

    Dude shouldn't have been born with a funny messican name, and he don't talk good 'murican anyway.  Plus, word is that he once watched 20 minutes of "Boyz n the Hood" when it was on TV at a friends house, which pretty much makes him a gang member.  TO THE GULAG!

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  7. 42 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

    I think that I have criticized every one of Miriam Adelson's handpicked nutjob neocons.

    ....but not the man who put them in positions of power.  Or the actions he's taken on their advice.  Or the folks who don't meet your definition of "neocon" but who have led him to wage economic war against....literally the entire world.  Or an entire admin intent on writing due process out of the detention and deportation process, including of "home-growns."  Nope.  When it comes to that stuff, well, it's just a head-scratcher indeed that we just need to give all those folks and the admin the benefit of the doubt and our full support.

    None of those people you claim to criticize so much would be in those positions were it not for the man who you steadfastly refuse to criticize putting them there.

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  8. 7 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

    Some guy posted this and was correct. T&P for 956 having to wait a bit longer to get to see Israel dropping American bombs on people again. 

     

    If and when Trump is confronted with a critical decision wrt deploying military action, I want Tulsi in the room. She pushed back on trump's worst escalatory inclinations multiple times. The others involved in that room will be MR, PH, and some miriam adelson hand selected eschatological clowns.

    And instead of criticizing a regime rife with "eschatological clowns," Ana takes a victory lap for having someone in the room who will LOOK like she believes in restraint of force....so long as the potential targets are Russian affiliates/allies/pets.

    Somehow, Tulsi hasn't come up in any of the conversations where the Trump Regime has suggested taking Greenland, Panama, or Canada by force.  Gosh, I wonder what the distinction is?

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  9. 1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

    “The first amendment limits the power of congress to regulate speech but, consistent with history and tradition in common law, establishes no such limitation on the power of the president to prohibit speech that puts national security or defames or otherwise does insult to sovereign, in the person of the president.” 
    - Justice Gorsuch, probably 

    Surly: where the ironic hyperbole actually turns out to be dead-on, balls-accurate.

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  10. 10 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

    So how long until someone in the administration broaches the idea of deporting judges to El Salvador? 1 week?

    It's already been done -- any statement of support for a deportee is deemed terrorism, and folks who make such statements are subject to prosecution for conspiring with terrorists.

    Sebastian Gorka out front shoulda told ya.

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  11. 1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

      While y'all in here clowning, NYT reporting that Tulsi appears to have lead the push back within the Trump administration on providing American support to an Israeli operation to escalate an extended bombing campaign in Iran. I posted the article in the right thread for you to comment on once y'all take your clown noses off. 

    In this post, we see Ana taking a "victory lap" for the Trump Regime's incredible accomplishment of.....NOT starting one of the massive regional wars it's been toying with.  That's right folks, Ana's triumphant message is very Greg Abbott:

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  12. 3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

    Free double meat for a double dose of that sodium.

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    "Meatier Shower 2" won the audience polling as best gay porn feature of 2022.

    I saw it in a newsletter.

    That someone else signed me up for.  I swear.

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  13. 4 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

    I completely believe that this specific mediocrity will ensure our country is not a force to be reckoned with.  Warrior ethos right here folks.

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    That there is a man who cries while masturbating in the dark to pegging videos.

    Which may be the most dignified, relatable thing about him.

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  14. 2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

    Buuuut.... it's in the Constitution. What will they take on next, that whole "free speech" thing? 

    This is a crew who can and will manage to find things that are in the Constitution itself to be "unconstitutional."  Because you see, the test for constitutional vs. unconstitutional is "whatever our divinely appointed sovereign, his royal highness King Trump, long may he reign, wants."

  15. Just now, SimonBolivar said:

    Get you the tightest Houston Dynamo jersey you can fit into for the next appointment.

     

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    Pretty sure we know a poster in Houston who can get it tailored for you.

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  16. 11 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

    Stop attacking my people

     

    7 minutes ago, bolverk said:

    Oh, great. Now, I'm a race traitor to boot.

    This week just keeps getting better.

     

    5 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

    White foods matter, bitch

    On second thought, I may be getting on board this whole "deport regular white Americans to a gulag" thing.

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  17. 42 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

    Next time you're down at MDA go to Mala Sichuan and get the Spicy and Crispy Chicken which is my favorite meal on this planet.

    co-sign.

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    Chongqing chicken is next-level good shit.

    I've had it at a coupla places in Austin -- Fat Dragon does a damned fine version.  China Family's is too salty, chicken pieces too small.  Need to try the House of Three Gorges version.

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  18. 3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

    And the small patio is covered, shielding you from debris from nearby neighbor's meth and/or munitions lab when detonated.

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    This neighborhood?  Yeah, it's booming.  I have a feeling that things are really fixing to blow up around here.

  19. 25 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

    It is shocking that the Anastasis isn't in this thread. You'd think the guy obsessed with military tribunals, prisons, and lack of due process in them would be all over this issue. Weird. 

    Yeah, see, it turns out Ana was "both sides" when one side was in power....but now that the authoritarian oligarchical right has full control.....he has very little to say on the "both sides" front.  Indeed, he finds himself consistently excusing and justifying the actions and overreach of the Trump Regime in ways and to an extent that he never even came close to when democrats were in power.

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  20. 57 minutes ago, royiv said:

    Not sure how anyone can hate on Mighty Fine. It’s a solid, nothing fancy burger.

    Yeah, I mean....it's kind of the platonic ideal of the basic burger.  Nothing fancy, but done well, good fresh ingredients - and you get it exactly how you want it, every time (grilled onions, extra pickles, mustard and mayo...for example.  And they get it right).  They have good fries and onion rings.  It's quick and consistent, but not shitty fast-food.  It's not a "destination," as in "OMG you gotta try Mighty Fine," but it's definitely a "we're running errands this afternoon, we can get a burger for lunch at Mighty Fine while we're out," and everyone is happy.

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  21. 1 hour ago, bolverk said:

    We the People, wouldn't actually own this weapons system flying around above us. So, what happens if we decide to cancel our subscription, and are we sure they won't target us again?

    Elon: "Huh.  Enemy missiles inbound.  It would be a shame if someone had to suspend your subscription right now for . . . reasons.  A direct transfer of $500 billion to upgrade to our 'Platinum Missile Defense Plan' will insure that your subscription stays on, especially during the next 20 minutes . . . act now!"

    There's not a single thing about Elon that is redeeming, and the earth as a whole will be better when he is gone.

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