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Brisketexan

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  1. My mom used to make a round iron skillet of cornbread, cut it into wedges, put it on a plate and slice it in half.
    Top it with Ranch Style Beans, cheese and chopped onion.
    Damn tasty and cheap.

    L-I-V-I-N
  2. If you live in an area that could be impacted, time to talk to your neighbors. The ones you like. If you don't fuck em.
    1- Who can do what? Anyone with skills or tools for after an emergency? Medic, have a chainsaw, etc.
    2- Map. What are your routes out? Are there alternates?
    3- The 72 hour bag? Yeah, fuck that, move it to 7-14 days.
    4- Buy a weapon. One thing FEMA did was pay for extra police hours until the National Guard is deployed.
    The states should carry more weight, but they are not ready. Shit takes time. Like building a National Champion football team.
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    Counterpoint: fuck em all. They probably voted for Trump. Take care of yourself, and arm up to fend off the zombie trumpers. That’s it, that’s your full prep. If they need food, water, help removing debris….thoughts and prayers.
  3. I’m honestly not sure what is the greater threat- that RFK damages public health through mismanagement and undermining confidence in vaccines, or that he discredits a bunch of good ideas about diet about reforming healthcare and public health more generally. Either way, I think he’ll wind up doing both.

    It will definitely be both.
    He is the worst of all worlds. And of course, let’s set aside the over-the-top infinite hypocrisy of “make America healthy again by emphasizing nutrition and whole foods, and staying away from processed foods and additives”….which was EVIL WOKE COMMUNISM when a black woman merely suggested it, but is now common sense brilliance when proposed by people elbow-deep in the “let’s sell unproven and unregulated supplements” game.
    Fucking amazing. If it’s grift, it’s GOOD, if it’s simply an interest in the common good for altruistic reasons, it’s COMMUNISM.
  4. That's good advice and, if I'd eaten there before, I'd go that route every time.  But as much as I like BBQ, this is more about doing something with my college-aged kid while he's barely, sort of a kid.  Ordering ahead certainly is a pro-move, but it ain't a memory.  I gotta do it once.

    My suggestion is a Tuesday. Lowest traffic day.
  5. 1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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    This is how any actual journalistic entity should be writing all headlines about the regime's actions.  Dead-on, balls-accurate.  

    Start fucking calling it like it is.

  6. 7 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

    We are truly expanding the frontiers of mental illness and I am here for it. To be honest I am ready to leave everything and all responsibilities to follow the dictates of an AI that calls me Star Walker.

    https://archive.ph/TjqSr

     

    Loser.  I'm only all-in on this strategy if AI can generate a companion with outstanding tits.

    Wait....

    .....shit.

    I'm doomed, aren't I?

  7. 20 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

    That describes my affluent left leaning circle of friends perfectly.

    Dinner parties with that lot are fucking insufferable.

    But....I mean....there's THREE types of hummus available!

    3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

    Just flew over again.

    Heard em again, missed seeing em again.

  8. Just now, Larry T. Spider said:

    I mean, you could say the same about Texas but that also screws over the 4,835,250 of us that voted for the opposite of this shit. Red states feeling some maga pain is very leopard/face appropriate though….

    Oh, fuck Texas too.  We deserve it.  Yeah, all of us.  Fuck it, we're in this boat, and the only way for people to get how fucking bad it is, is when it goes down taking all hands with it.

  9. 4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

    Arresting mayors now

     

     

    "NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW"

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    In-groups, who the law protects but does not bind, and out-groups, who the law binds but does not protect.  Exhibit eleventy billion.  Being lectured on "no one is above the law" by this fucking clown mob is so rich.

  10. So....something that sounded a whole lot like a low-flying fighter hauling ass just flew by downtown (just west of downtown, I think, I never got eyes on it).  Sounded F-16-ish -- bottom line, it was a jet, close and hauling ass.  Anyone know what it was?

  11. 4 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

    Ol’ Rosemary tried to “friend” Mrs. Brat on FB, but failed to notice her account was inactive and had never been used after the first day of registration. She was three years behind my wife at Taylor High School back in the day.
    (Mrs. Brat’s cousins talked her into signing up for FaceBook, but when she looked at what goes on there she said “I’m not gonna participate in that bullshit”)

    I look at that inactive account about twice a year to see what Mrs. Brat’s cousins have tried to message her about and check the friend requests. She doesn’t log in at all. She prefers to talk to them on the telephone like a civilized person.

    Now, Mrs. Brat's activity on her Onlyfans page, however......

  12. 28 minutes ago, immamac said:

    look mother fuckers stop inciting, promoting or otherwise encouraging violence of any kind against anyone. 

    Stop encouraging violence?  How's a fella supposed to make a living?

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    BOXING PROMOTERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

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    Edited by Brisketexan

    3 minutes ago, Deej said:

    That anti-development shit really worked out. 

    Well, it kind of did....in the central city.  We can thank that broader movement for the fact that our roads and infrastructure suck shit through a straw and haven't changed very much in 30 years, for example.  And we can thank them for making sure no affordable housing gets built where it can actually help (you know....in the actual city).  Instead, all that Austin builds is $500k minimum one-bedroom apartments in downtown highrises.

    Austin's death of affordability and ascent to the World Tech Douchebro Capital owes a giant debt of gratitude to the SOS crowd.

    As does the explosive growth of the environs (Kyle, Buda, Dripping, RR, Hutto, Taylor, Manor, etc.)  Thanks, performative leftist NIMBYs!

  14. 3 minutes ago, hornian said:

    I've never understood why the "Save our Springs" people aren't more up in arms about this. All that trash goes directly into the waterways when it rains/floods. 

    Because...and this is important....the "Save our Springs" movement is 100X more focused on performative, self-congratulatory bullshit than actually producing environmentally beneficial outcomes.  It's much more gratifying to just hate "developers" and all "development" than to actually examine the threats to the environment and water quality and tackle the low-hanging fruit.

    Like many causes aligned with the traditional "left," being performative is more important than being pragmatic and getting the best result reasonably obtainable.  See, e.g., muslim voters in Dearborn, Michigan.

  15. 4 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

    “Up to Scott B”

    It’s not like he’s the President who solely drove this abuse of a loophole on “national security” to levy the biggest US backed trade war in a century, and then threw a tantrum when China punched back. Now it’s all “up to Scott B”. That’ll do it. I’m sure that will absolve him of the consequences 

    4 hours ago, Red Five said:

    "I had nothing to do with the tariffs."

    4 hours ago, Liteitup said:

    "I don't take responsibility at all"

    There is better than a 90% chance that these posts accurately predicted the future that will be here in 60-120 days.

    Except he will ALSO simultaneously claim victory, and that the tariffs worked and were brilliant.....and also, he had nothing to do with them.

    He's not a complex creature.  Just pure, low-IQ id running around, with no checks on it.

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