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Posts posted by Brisketexan
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Yeah….we live in a purely evil timeline.
https://www.reddit.com/r/news/s/kdzrs6XHx8
A group of shareholders is suing United Healthcare over its reaction to the CEO’s killing.
“The group, which is seeking unspecified damages, argued that the public backlash prevented the company from pursuing “the aggressive, anti-consumer tactics that it would need to achieve” its earnings goals.”
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Dude, there’s a huge difference between her “kids should eat healthy” and Michele Obama’s “kids should eat healthy.”
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Had a crawfish boil this Sunday. Leftover sausage and shrimp, and I also had some leftover Cajun grilled chicken I made for the philistines. What to do with that? Duh.


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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:
What? What actions?
The action of being mexican. Dude, some actions are unforgivable. And in MAGA land, "being mexican" is one of those things.
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LBGTQ
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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:maybe so, but they're also at an inflection point as membership continues to decline. adapt or die finally pertains to them too. whether they choose to accept that inevitability is a different story altogether
The growing Catholic church in Africa would like a word. Seriously, it's easy to look at the Catholic church in Europe and the US and say that it's declining, and the church being retrograde is part of that. But it misses a LOT of the picture of the Church as a whole.
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Also....how did we not hone in on this earlier (or did I miss it)? He's the literal Blues Brother pope - he's from Chicago, and he's on a mission from God.
Somebody needs to dispatch 4 fried chickens and a coke, and some dry white toast, to the Vatican, stat.
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8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
I fucking love it. Let me re-state the core criticisms:
1) A man who was just selected to lead a GLOBAL religious body....does not ascribe to a political belief of "America first, America to the exclusion of everyone else."
2) A man who was just selected to lead a Christian denomination - literally the MOTHER Christian denomination - ascribes to ideas like those found in the first book of the New Testament, like "treat the stranger, immigrant, and prisoner, with kindness," and "show kindness to your enemies."
Yes. Their criticisms are exactly as fucking stupid as they sound when you put them in plain english.
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1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:
This. We've got a pretty good litmus test of "if THESE are the people who hate him, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna like him" going here. Loomer, Bannon, Vance, Icono....keep 'em coming.
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I'm waiting to see Lively's and Baldoni's takes on the new pope before I decide which team I'm on.
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27 minutes ago, tigol said:
Even a bad wind blows some good now and then.Says me, after eating two McRibs on the way back from the coast after a long day of fishing.
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Just now, Kel Varnsen said:
Or with a hole in it
Please, on this holiest of days, the term is cavus gloriosus.
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2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
Clearly you’ve never been to a non-denominational outdoor Easter service in Kerrville.
Only because I was never trying to hook up with a hot girl who was attending such a service. My college-age libido took me places I wouldn't go with a gun today.
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3 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:
Did they actually weigh it ?
Doubtful.Someone pulled that number out their ass.
Not saying that it WASN'T pulled out of someone's ass, but actually....City garbage trucks actually have internal scales to weigh how much trash they have on board. It's part of the regulatory requirements on landfills, recording daily volumes and such. It's not as accurate as an ag department certified grocery scale, but it's close enough to satisfy regulatory requirements.
Now, someone STILL might be bullshitting you, because people do that shit. But odds are they had a pretty good idea from the readings on the trucks as they headed off to the landfill.
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1 minute ago, NWBuck said:
Gonna sanctify Malort for high holy days, I'm sure.
Not sure how the Chicago Pope chose the name of a Lion, though
Pope "Go Ursus! I" woulda been awesome.
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4 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:Boy, they really struggle with the whole 'love your neighbor' thing, don't they?
"Where does Jesus say I should love a random person off the streets?"
I mean....in literally the first fucking book of the New Testament?
Quote“Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’
37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’
40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’
I mean, it's not even a vague concept like "love" -- it's a literal and direct call to action. And does Jesus mean everyone, even your enemies, fall under that group?
Quote“You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor[a] and hate your enemy.’ 44 But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45 that you may be children of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46 If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47 And if you greet only your own people, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? 48 Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.
In BOTH sections, the greek word is "agape," which is an action word, not a feeling word.
It's all one of the more maddening things about MAGA Christians: how on the one hand, they wave the banner of "I'M A CHRISTIAN!" more aggressively than anyone else, while running away, as fast as they can, from THE ACTUAL FUCKING SCRIPTURES THAT ARE THE DEFINING TEXTS ON BEING A CHRISTIAN.
There's no lawyering around the commands, FROM JESUS, in Matthew. The word used is agape, and it has meaning. It's one they don't like. But tough fucking shit, y'all keep telling us the Bible is inerrant, right?
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Just now, wildcat09 said:Icono is upset. That's good enough for me.
People who hate this selection:
Icono, Texags, JD Vance, Steve Bannon.
Couldn't ask for a better litmus test than that.
And we'll get the same screaming criticism -- "he should be religious, not political!" in response to taking Francis-like positions....utterly ignoring the facts that 1) social issues (like, maybe feed the poor, and shelter immigrants) have been religious issues and stances for the Church since....the fucking Gospel of Matthew was made canon in the 3rd-4th centuries, and 2) THEY are the people who stridently insist on making EVERY social issue political.
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22 minutes ago, Bojack said:
This would be a top 5 Obama scandal. Fox News would still be covering this.
I wish this was sarcasm....but it's 100% gospel truth.
And honestly....they wouldn't be that off-target...it IS absurd and stupid and shameful. FFS, it's VE day, there are only two letters in it, and he got one of them wrong.
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1 minute ago, dcbc said:
Well, he's from Chicago. So Whataburger (limited menu).
If he issues a Papal Bull ordering Whataburger to add the JCB biscuit back to the menu full-time, no exceptions....he'll be a true keeper of the faith.
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An American pope. So, I presume we can expect:
1 - the new Popemobile will be a jacked-up F-250 (the truck nuts will be covered, in a nod to Catholic decency standards)
2 - communion wafers replaced with Cheetos
3 - an Applebee's inside the vatican walls
4 - an annual blessing of the Stock Cars before NASCAR season kicks off
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2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:
I’m ready and waiting for Pius XIII.
Yep. More "sitting on the sidelines while Holocausts happen" is one of the Church's best looks, it should definitely repeat it.
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6 minutes ago, Chico_SA said:
Working on getting my new club outfitted and geared up for Junior Olympics this summer. Looks like the bags my clubs have been using for years won't be an option. Got this email yesterday.
Coach,
Please excuse my late email here, but it was brought to my attention of a hiccup we are having when I was building out the bag to be put on your site.We use TYR as our vendor for bags, and they are currently out of stock of the color we chose with no signs of replenishment. On top of that, TYR has their bags made in China and unfortunately, it doesn't look like they will be replenishing any inventory due to the tariffs placed on China. They have a small number of black bags on hand, but those will be sold out within the next two days.Dude....you'll get the new Trumplandia alternative bags, and you'll like it....
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50 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:
Over-promise AND under-deliver? Elon says...
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Everything is Shit: Tracking the Great Enshittening
in Daily Texan
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Read the CNBC story on United Healthcare being sued by its shareholders because, in the wake of the CEO’s killing….
“The group, which is seeking unspecified damages, argued that the public backlash prevented the company from pursuing “the aggressive, anti-consumer tactics that it would need to achieve” its earnings goals.”
“Aggressive, anti-consumer tactics” aren’t just a thing we do, they are LITERALLY A LEGAL OBLIGATION. America is fully enshittened.