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Posts posted by Brisketexan
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1 minute ago, Pancho said:
oh Jesus, I didn’t have Chris Cuomo shifting to the far right on my 2024 elections bingo card
Shouldn't he be off sexually assaulting someone?
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45 minutes ago, Macanudo said:
In ' 81, I convinced one of my dumbass cousins to try an incredibly stupid (and dangerous) jump on his bike by promisong I'd give him my "Fernando" baseball card.
He tried the jump and fucked up the landing big time. I can still remember the look in his eyes when he hit the ramp and realized that he had made a terrible decision. When he landed, his bike just disintegrated into about 8 pieces. Wheels came off the forks. The frame broke in 3 places. The handle bars came off the front fork. I have no idea how he didnt seriously hurt himself. He hobbled away from his destroyed bike and into my house where I gave him a Fernando ARROYO card.
He was not amused.
But this was also the cousin that a friend and I convinced to pee on an electric fence later that day. And that was the 2nd time we had talked him into doing that. He had peed on the fence a few days before.
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Just now, Js1 said:
100% hit the wrong button and didn’t notice until the review screen. Or didn’t look at the review screen, hit print and then saw it.
Yep.
But in MAGA land, Occam's Razor does not exist. The truth is NEVER the simple and obvious answer. No...it MUST have been that he entered his vote for Trump perfectly, and a signal from an Italian satellite using Venezuelan software was amplified by some swamp gas from a weather balloon that was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus right into the voting machine to change the vote from Trump to Harris. DUH. DO YOUR RESEARCH, SHEEPLE!
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Just now, The Dog said:
there was ONE instance where a voter saw his ballot had Harris instead of Trump. they spoiled the ballot and he was able to submit another.
most likley100% CERTAINTY the dumb bastard fat-fingered it.FIF truth.
Dumbasses often fat-finger and misread their electronic ballots.
The strongest demographic voting Trump is "complete dumbasses."
So, you can see how this could happen.
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3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
Taylor ‘24
”Somebody needs their ass kicked”
If you don't think that Randy Taylor is my pick to be my running mate, you haven't been paying attention. "Brisket/Taylor 2028 - no more fucking pussy rolls of sausage! Fuck, we wanna eat, goddammit!"
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11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:
How many county GOPs are going to be screaming this in the next two weeks? It's their play. Sow doubt among the populace and it makes it easier to claim fraud. Again.
100% this is the plan and the play. The GQP is the party of lies, all lies, and only lies. It's all they are, it's all they have. They are going all-in on telling lies.
They will inspire violence. They will cause unrest. There will be attacks on government bodies. We are going to have to shoot them. It's what they want. So FAFO.
1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:Generally, there have been times when that was true. Presidents haven't done much if anything to fundamentally change how the country work or the principles of the republic. Things are different now.
So much this. It's a GENERALLY true sentiment ("who the president is really doesn't have much impact on me"). But it can change under an extreme outlier.
Analogy: your local water utility has had a general manager of some sort your entire life. Who that person is has very little effect on your life, precisely BECAUSE each of those GMs runs the utility in line with its established systems and norms. They don't make any radical, irrational changes. They tweak and improve processes here and there - some of their ideas work, some don't. But at the end of the day, you turn on your faucet, and clean water comes out, no matter who is the GM. BUT....when Insane Idiot GM takes over, shuffles all of the infrastructure maintenance dollars to contracts with his son, Jared Kushner, only focuses on getting clean water to the neighborhoods that supported him politically, and purposefully lets the system feeding neighborhoods that didn't support him go to shit, and implements draconian billing policies that he uses arbitrarily to shut off the water of people who didn't support him, you will notice the FUCK out of hwo your water utility GM is.
That's the whole fucking point. A competent leader runs things so that you forget you have a leader (with some exception in times of crisis/black swan events). If your leader is in the news every day, and you're not at fucking war, then HE IS A SHIT LEADER.
1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:Whatever this story is would be in an out of the news in less than 5 minutes. Regarding Trump, nothing matters anymore.
Bolded the only thing that matters. The story could be Trump raping infants to death, on video, chanting "hail Satan!" while cupping Putin's balls......and he would probably GAIN voters. Nothing matters. Nothing. 46% of our country is irrevocably in thrall to a cult of insanity. We have no way out, and their poison will eventually kill us all.
1 hour ago, TexArcher said:And they have everyday Americans talking this way. A buddy of mine taken in by Fox News talks openly about closing the border completely. He's the son of an immigrant himself. When I point that out, he just says it's different now, man.
The bolded is a particular chunk of idiocy that doesn't get enough attention. The economic devastation of an actual border closure? Fucking hell, BILLIONS of dollars in no time. Hell, when abbott implemented just a slowdown at the border, it cost the US economy NEARLY A BILLION DOLLARS A DAY.
"Republican Texas Gov. Greg Abbott's short-lived policy of requiring state troopers to conduct secondary inspections of trucks crossing into Texas from Mexico cost the United States almost $9 billion in just 10 days."
36 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:It’s true. Men in Texas are not responding well to the 12oz roll or sage blend. There are indications that until the 16oz roll is returned to market they will go back to making their own sausage like they did thirty years ago, despite agreeing that it’s not as good.
Good sir, perhaps you should be added to the newsletter distribution list for my new political party, the FUCK, I WANNA EAT, GODDAMMIT party.
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1 minute ago, Pancho said:
Needs 16-inch guns laying fucking waste to MAGA boats.
Sick of this fucking-around namby-pamby bullshit.
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4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:
1) had you been consuming cheap breakfast tacos the morning you sat next to him?
2) Can you talk about why he passed? I mean, is it a statute of limitations thing?
I mean....he was 90 years old.
But yeah, I'm sure I had eaten cheap breakfast tacos. I get my hair cut on Saturdays, and that's a go-to weekend breakfast. But many, many other people have survived haircuts next to me.
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16 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:
So sad and disgusting. Adult children of parents who are declining - watch your parents phones and bank accounts.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFXMpxRM/
13 minutes ago, wood said:Yeah I just saw the CNN story. Fucking assholes need an extra-hot place in hell.
Whoa whoa whoa....slow your roll. What you MEAN is "we should get Brisketexan that phone list, posthaste."
Stop feeling sorry for MAGAs. All of them. Yes, even they old ones with diminished faculties -- they have enough faculties to know that they love and have a boner for a hateful candidate and movement. They aren't getting rooked. They are choosing to be shitty. The "getting rooked" is just a happy byproduct. Fleecing people who vote MAGA is a national service. End up on the street, eating cat food? The wages of sin, folks.
I'm done with sympathy and empathy. Mercy and kindness? Those only get us more losses, racking up L after L. MAGAs should be fleeced blind until there is nothing left. All of them. And every last penny. It's your patriotic duty.
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2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:
You just can’t see why they would ever consider the administration that has funded the Gaza assault as evil.
No, I see them clear as day. I absolutely see that. So they see the Biden admin as evil. And suspect they ALSO see the Trump admin as evil, they thus feel as if they have no good choice (and if your primary motivation is "I want to vote for a candidate who will do a 180 on 50 years of American policy, alienating a huge swath of voters in the process," then yeah....you don't have any good choices), so put in that "no-win" situation, they are NOT voting for the candidate who they think will follow the optimal (or at least the "least bad") path. Instead, they are purposefully voting for pain.
I get that they don't like what the Biden admin -- and every admin for the past 50 years -- has done. And I get that they may even rationally grasp that a Trump admin will not be good, either. But to choose Trump over Kamala.....they are choosing the objectively worse option. And the reason you do that is petulant rage.
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1 hour ago, Stros121 said:
Depends on
the crimethe race and social status of the accused.Fixed it for the "in groups who the laws protect, but do not bind, and out groups who the law binds but does not protect" crowd.
1 hour ago, Stros121 said:I want to see all the tapes and evidence on Jan 6. Who ever has them should release to the public.
I mean....what the.....for fucks sake....I just......you know that.....holy fuck.....
1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:Welcome to a year go and Enjoy your 40k hours of footage
.....THIS.
56 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:A few years ago I printed a bumper sticker that said “I only believe what I hear at Sportsman’s Barbershop, and I vote!”
Goddamn. I miss the Sportsman. Got my hair cut there once next to James Michener, last haircut of his life (he passed away maybe two months later).
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2 minutes ago, wood said:
As a baseball coach of 12-18 YOs for many years, I heartily approve this statement.
Followed closely by a compulsion to order them to "stop playing grabass!"
I don't know what "grabass" is, exactly, but based on the voice-raised input I heard from many coaches over the years, it is apparently the most popular game in the world for males between the ages of 8 and 18, cuz they're playing it all the damned time.
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11 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:@Brisketexan concluded that, by voting their conscience, Muslim Americans were throwing a tantrum and seeking to harm anyone who disagreed with them. That is a ludicrous take.
Meanwhile, @Js1 and others expressed rather startling schadenfreude, indicating no sympathy for the eventual suffering of Muslims who voted against the candidate of their choosing. His position was that if Muslim Americans don’t vote the way Js1 demands they vote, then he won’t do shit about it and won’t feel any sympathy if Muslims end up persecuted by Trump. Which is orders of magnitude closer to what Brisket accuses the Muslims of doing, as compared to what the Muslims are actually doing.
1) There is no way to couch a Muslim, who favors Muslim rights and the lives of Gazans/Palestinians, voting for Trump as a "reasonable choice." It is facially unreasonable and unmoored from any logic. That is, it is facially emotional and petulant. And -- to tell on myself -- I fucking RECOGNIZE such choices. Put me in a box where I feel like all my choices are shitty, and I can lash out. In my pain and rage, the only satisfaction I can get is to spread the pain and rage. Note: that is a fucking character flaw and weakness that I have worked much of my life to get past. But make no mistake, it's super-shitty. A muslim vote for Trump is irrational, and is largely a creature of "y'all make life shitty for me and mine, so I vote to make life shitty for everyone."
2) And yes, shadenfreude is real and is merited. "Don't vote for the leopard, he said he will eat all our faces, and that especially includes your face." "Fuck you, I'm voting for the leopard." [Leopard wins, promptly eats voter's face] "Oh no, my face! This is terrible! Don't you feel bad for me?" "Ummmm.....no. We fucking warned you that this was exactly what was going to happen, you told us to fuck off and voted for him anyway. You asked for it, you got it." Do not expect sympathy. But if it makes the muslim voters feel any better -- and right now, they're thinking that it will -- plenty of other people/groups are going to have their faces eaten too.
Stop overcomplicating it and shading it. A muslim American voting for Trump because they are pissed off about the treatment of muslims and Palestinians in particular is making an emotional, angry choice, which they KNOW will inflict pain across a broad spectrum of people, including all the people they claim to care about. They've just given up on anyone helping them the way they want, so they've decided that if that's the way it's going to be, everyone should suffer. It's a human reaction, it's not novel here. But it's also utterly stupid, counterproductive, and reprehensible (I didn't push myself to get past that tendency for giggles -- I did it because I realized that indulging in it makes me a shitty person).
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53 minutes ago, Sandman said:
About 6 months ago, I had a package show up on my porch, delivered by Fedex. It had "Medical Device" printed on the box and was addressed to the former owner of the house. We have lived here for 11 years, so I don't know how the device company fucked that up. Anyway, called Fedex and asked them to come get this thing and they said to schedule a pickup online, so I did. Left the package on my porch for them to pick up. 6 months later, I still have this thing. Hope the old lady is still alive.
You mistyped "Personal Massager."
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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
Couple things:
Thing one: Stein is almost certain to overperform Harris. That said, I expect the spread to be tighter, and I think it’s very possible both Harris and Robinson could overperform their Election Day polling average in North Carolina for different reasons.
Thing two: Over the last four elections, national polling averages have been off ~3 points (which isn’t much) and swing state polls have missed by 3-4. In 2008 and 2012, Obama overperformed. In 2016 and 2020, Trump overperformed.
in BOTH cases the miss largely comes down to assumptions about the makeup of the electorate.
So the assessment at this stage boils down to:1) are the polls exactly right?
2) if not, who is being under/over weighted in the models, and
3) who do they vote for?
TLDR; 1) polling is shit, so 2) nobody knows what the fuck is going to happen, but 3) if you've been paying attention to this timeline, expect the fucking worst.
There, that covers it.
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8 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:
They’re not voting out or petulance, unless you think desperation to try anything to end the massacre of their friends and family is “petulant.” This isn’t a fucking tantrum.
Bullshit. The tipping point is absolutely petulance. The thinking is "my people are suffering, maybe you'll give me what I demand if I make EVERYONE suffer." It's fucking electoral blackmail and terrorism. Because it is not and cannot be any logical process of "Trump will be better for muslims and Gaza." He has literally said, and actually demonstrated, that he will not be.
9 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:How hard is it to understand that genocide is a serious issue and it’s not childish to take a moral stand against it (even if that requires making risky trade offs)?
It's not a "risky trade off." The fucking Leopard said he will eat your face.
16 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:The current administrationLongstanding bi-partisan American policy is funding the massacre of thousands of Muslims. Y’all conveniently always leave that inconvenient fact out, as if Trump’s white nationalist rhetoric is the only issue.FIF accuracy, and a point that - if your guys claim to be thinking rationally (they're not, it's a tantrum -- "if I can't what I want, EVERYONE must suffer") - they would fucking see because it's been a neon-bright consistency of American policy for at least two generations.
No, they know exactly what they are doing, and exactly what they are voting for: they don't see a prospect of ending Palestinian suffering and securing victory for Gaza anytime soon, under any candidate.....so they intend to make everyone else feel some measure of that same pain. Fuck the latinos who will get fucked. Fuck the gays. Fuck the women. Maybe if they suffer enough pain, they'll join us in a "coalition of the suffering" and give us the ultimate victory we want. It is absolutely electoral terrorism, and I loathe them for it.
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7 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:
It’s the end times.
FIF accuracy.
Not sure if I believe in Christ, but I damned well believe in the anti-christ. And it's a 50/50 proposition right now. I make no prediction, other than more fucking suffering and division for this country and the world. Because that's all we're any good at these days.
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1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:
They aren’t voting for their own genocide, you Reaganist twat. They’re voting AGAINST an administration that has paid for and supported their genocide, betting (maybe wrongly) that change at the top can only improve things.
That is just fucking false. The guy they are voting for is the only POTUS in US history to impose a muslim ban. He has openly stated his support for Bibi going scorched earth in Gaza. If you claim to support muslim rights and Palestinian people at all, you cannot vote for a man who says this:
“When I’m president, we will not allow colleges to be taken over by violent radicals. If you come here from another country and try to bring jihadism, anti-Americanism, or antisemitism to our campuses, we will immediately deport you, you’ll be out of that school.”
“From the start, Harris has worked to tie Israel’s hand behind its back, demanding an immediate ceasefire, always demanding ceasefire,” Trump said at the event just a few hours after his press conference, adding that it “would only give Hamas time to regroup and launch a new October 7 style attack.”
“I will give Israel the support that it needs to win but I do want them to win fast,” Trump added.
Labeling pro-Palestinian protesters against Israel as “pro-Hamas thugs” and “jihad sympathizers,” Trump threatened to arrest and deport them from the US if he returns to the White House.
Trump’s estimation of the real estate potential of the Gaza Strip echoes that of his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, who said in an interview with the faculty chair of Harvard’s Middle East Initiative in February that “Gaza’s waterfront property could be very valuable.” Kushner also suggested that, if he were in charge, he would “try to move people” from Rafah, in the south of Gaza, into the Negev desert, “so you can go in and finish the job” of eliminating Hamas.
Fucking hell. The fucking suicidal idiocy. It's not about opting for a better choice. It's about punishing EVERYONE ELSE ON EARTH if they don't get their way. It's pulling the cord on an electoral suicide vest, and it's terrorism by ballot. Fuck them all.
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5 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:You’re generally a good poster. That’s a really shitty take and you can go fuck yourself.
No, it's the absolutely correct take. If a group of people, in a petulant toddler fit, insist on subjecting the entire country (and indeed the entire world) to the reign of a man bent on our destruction -- AND FUCKING THEIRS -- and he does exactly what he is predicted to do, resulting in hell across the board, including genocide of the very people they claim to be acting on behalf of.....FUCK THEM. THEY DESERVE IT. WHEN YOU VOTE FOR YOUR OWN GENOCIDE, YOU DESERVE IT. HOW IS THAT A CONTROVERSIAL TAKE?
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2 minutes ago, C-Man said:
I'm about where you are.
You want to fucking wreck the whole fucking thing? Fine. Have at it. End the Republic. Join hands with Bibi to exterminate all Palestinians from the Levant. Hand Europe over to Putin. You want all that shit? You get it, enjoy.
When you then cry about the top-to-bottom misery you wrought, well, we fucking told you so.
I will tell you one thing for sure: when Trump wins, I'm no longer just talking about the grifting of MAGA idiots, I am going to do it. I NEED to do it, because I need to build a pretty fucking big nest egg to fund my escape plan. Y'all can have the fascist shithole you always wanted, I'll take 10% of your money and then GTFO and leave you to it.
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2 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:
it's Groundhog Day the next 7 days. Each day basically the exact same as the one before. Sunny, high around 90, low around 65. No chance of rain.
Long-term models are starting to show a pattern change starting middle of next week with first real rain chances in a long while starting next Wednesday. Too far out to have any confidence at this point.
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Just now, SydneyCarton said:
I hope those purity tests for Arab Americans taste real great with genocide. It's a natural pairing.
Fucking. Idiots.
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Just now, G650 said:
The part where he is over 46% is the most insane bit of this all.
And it is why I will never leave the ledge.
A country that would go 46% for someone who is literally the worst, most malevolent candidate for POTUS in American History, is not a country that can or should be saved. Anyone whose body is 46% cancer should be fucking euthanized.
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8 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
Interestingly enough, secondary indicators like this are the one thing that DOES give me comfort. Her team is well aware of the importance of focusing on the battlegrounds (the lesson that Hillary's neglect taught us all). So, KNOWING that she knows that, and seeing that she is taking time to hit a non-battleground (or at least a very, very longshot battleground)? That tells me that she has some good data.
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:Fuck them. I won’t cry when they get deported or their entire family gets nuked in Gaza
Yep. Fuck em all. When Trump wins, and Bibi has full gloves-off, with 10 shipments a day of fucking 10,000 pound bombs coming from Trump's executive order pen, wiping out Gaza and Gazans completely without even the pretense of avoiding killing civilians and committing full-on ethnic cleansing, every fucking Arab American can SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.
You chose this, after the whole world told you this is what you are choosing. Live with the consequences, and don't look to me for a fucking molecule of sympathy. You decided to go full "Jews for Hitler" -- you lost all basis to bitch about the gas chambers he told you he was building to exterminate you.
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
in Daily Texan
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Look, man....if you can't see the "Vance/Kelly 2028" ticket that's coming, I can't help ya.