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Brisketexan

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  1. 3 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

    This gets interesting:

     

     

    graphical user interface, application

     

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    Wait....if that's actually the play by the server who was stiffed.....I FUCKING LOVE IT.

    Stepanie Fucked Around.  She was given the OPTION of not Finding Out, in exchange for cash.  That's the American enterprising spirit right there.  Why do you hate capitalism?

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  2. Just now, crash_davis said:

    The state now is no different than Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana or any of the diabetes ridden SEC states. 

    You left out Mississippi.  Mississippi is our North Star, guiding all we do.  We want to be just as fucking poor, just as fucking ignorant.....but with tex-mex and oil.  We're getting there, and right soon.

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  3. Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said:

    Easy on the realtor talk.  I know some great people who are realtors.  What could Ricardo have done to make her react this way?  You're in a damn Mexican restaurant.  If this is a hoax by Ricardo (doesn't look like it) then shame on him

    Sure, some realtors are fine.

    But the profession also seems to draw a certain type, which has outsized representation in its ranks: assholes who just can't seem to work well with other people/in a team/office environment.  They have to be "independent business people" not because they have an unstoppable entrepreneur's spirit....but because they can't fucking get along with others.  If anything goes wrong, it's someone else's fault, and "why don't these people understand how great I am?", and "they ran me off because they could tell I was too good, so it would have made all the other employees look bad," and every one of the other excuses you hear from people who just can't seem to hold down any job for very long.

    TLDR; the profession attracts a lot of assholes, consistent with this analysis:

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  4. 1 minute ago, Goofyboy said:


    Yep. And he’s just a citizen with some over hyped bodyguards.

    Bruh.  He has a WWI trench knife embedded in his bedroom wall!  He's the ultimate alpha male weapons guy!  He also has like, these totally super-sharp throwing stars he got from the martial arts store at the mall.  He's a TOTAL BADASS ALPHA MALE!

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  5. 4 minutes ago, yoladu said:

    i guess the perks of being Secretary of State is pretty great.

    All the gay foam parties you can handle.

     

     

    NTTAWWT.

  6. 24 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

    I do think that Elon Musk is obsessed with the AI singularity and interplanetary travel and he’s trying to manufacture a collapse so he can get more and more buy-in for his monomania. 

    Elon needs people to turn to him and beg him to be a savior.

    To be a savior, though.....there has to be something truly awful that people need saving FROM.

    Elon is trying a play that actually works: create an actual Hell, then proclaim yourself the one true God who can save people from Hell.

    I find it ironic that he evangelicals continue to rant about demons, the devil at work on earth, the antichrist, all of that shit....and then fall hook, line, and sinker for the EXACT plays attributed to the devil and related forces of darkness in the very book they claim to be the infallible an inerrant word of God.  Irony.  Is fucking.  DEAD.

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  7. I can guarantee you that none of these fuckers, Zuckerberg, Musk, Trump, etc. have ever let their daughters paint their fingernails and then went out in public with them or had a tea party with them and patiently listened to their stuffed animals have a conversation..

    Bingo. Seriously. This is a perfect way to capture the dichotomy. That’s a man. Does what’s right, doesn’t give a shit what you think. Not the roided up dude in his Black Rifle Coffee shirt who “doesn’t do any of that fairy shit.”
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  8. Maybe occurs other places too but in the Bay Area leaving late night after Giants games and concerts, there’s always several folks grilling bacon wrapped hot dogs with carmelize onions and peppers on flat tops and it smells and looks amazing. 

    They do them after the longhorn and Austin FC matches. They’re glorious. Theyre also $10.
  9. I’m sorry but why would you be proud of that if that was your body? Also, how do you let yourself get THAT FAT?! We seriously need to bring back body shaming. 

    Srsly. Look….theres nothing wrong with a big gal.
    That gal ate 4 big gals.
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  10. Careful.   It coud be Adam Sandler or Pauly Shore.  

    Realize that you live in a world where either one of them would be a giant improvement as POTUS. I’m 100% serious, and you know I’m right.
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  11. I guess I’m holding out hope that everything happening currently is like the final act of an action movie in which the protagonist (the United States and western democracy) has been captured and tortured by the madman villain plotting to destroy the world (Trump, MAGA, Putin, Elon, etc), and we are just waiting for the unlikely plot twist that allows goodness to prevail. God we really need that plot twist about now.

    Yeah.
    Nobody is coming to save us.
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  12. “Musk said to Joe Rogan that you can't be called a Nazi if you're not actively committing genocide.”
    ”Not actively.”  Like if I’m not the one literally pulling the trigger? 

    This is actually the argument that all of the fascists and their enablers have been making.
    Until the camps are ACTIVELY murdering and burning people, we’re being ridiculous.
    The stage where they demonize the other? Nope.
    The stage where the construct the camps? Nope.
    The stage where they cram the “undesirables” into the camps? Nope.
    The stage where they set up the actual machinery of mass extermination? Nope.
    You ONLY get to say “hey, these guys are Nazis/fascists” AFTER they flip the switch and start the machinery of murder. In other words…after it’s too late.
    Their argument is “it’s wrong of you to oppose me while I’m on my WAY to create horrors….its only fair to criticize me and try to stop me after I’ve already done all the bad stuff and it’s too late.”
    Fuck that. The time to shoot Nazis in the face is: all the time. Every second of every day. Now, yesterday, one minute from now, all the times.
    And Elon is a fucking Nazi. He literally demonizes Jews and any non-white group he can think of, and blames them for the world’s ills, and would like to see them removed. Those are his actual, publicly stated sentiments.

    He’s the most evil, dangerous man alive. Come on, ketamine.
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