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3 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:
Wait....if that's actually the play by the server who was stiffed.....I FUCKING LOVE IT.
Stepanie Fucked Around. She was given the OPTION of not Finding Out, in exchange for cash. That's the American enterprising spirit right there. Why do you hate capitalism?
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Just now, crash_davis said:
The state now is no different than Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana or any of the diabetes ridden SEC states.
You left out Mississippi. Mississippi is our North Star, guiding all we do. We want to be just as fucking poor, just as fucking ignorant.....but with tex-mex and oil. We're getting there, and right soon.
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2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:These are the same people who refused to take literally two seconds to keep other people from dying in a plague. They were probably unlikely to die from Covid, so why mask up just because your grandmother is in that same HEB? Their individual liberties mattered more, because Tucker Carlson said so. See also: kids getting shot to death with their big dick toys that White Jesus himself promised them forever. Why should they lose their hobby just because your kids are lying in bloody pools a couple of times a week?
These people are rotten to their core. They don't give a shit about anybody but themselves. And they'll all be in church on Sunday. Fuck it, go measles. We need a purge.
Remember, they are also very, very, very stupid and bad at math.
Accept the fact that any vaccine, like MMR, has a certain percentage chance of bad outcomes. Seriously, everything good for you has some sort of risk - broccoli is a superfood, but I guarantee you that there are a handful of people out there who are deathly allergic to it.
Then accept the additional mathematical fact that a disease like measles has a certain fatality/serious/long-term complications rate.
Which one of those numbers is HIGHER? That should drive your decision. I've used the analogy repeatedly here, but it holds true: these fucking idiots are the kind of people who refuse to wear a seatbelt because "seatbelts trap you in the car, and when it goes over a bridge into water or bursts into flame, being trapped kills you"....which is indeed true in some situations. There are cases where wearing a seatbelt actually CAUSES a death. The problem is....those handful of cases are vastly outweighed by all the times that wearing a seatbelt SAVES someone from death or serious injury. In 1 in 10,000 wrecks, a seatbelt causes a bad outcome. But in 1 in 10 wrecks, seatbelts save lives/prevent serious injury. Vaccine refusal is for people who are stupid bad at math.
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Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said:
Easy on the realtor talk. I know some great people who are realtors. What could Ricardo have done to make her react this way? You're in a damn Mexican restaurant. If this is a hoax by Ricardo (doesn't look like it) then shame on him
Sure, some realtors are fine.
But the profession also seems to draw a certain type, which has outsized representation in its ranks: assholes who just can't seem to work well with other people/in a team/office environment. They have to be "independent business people" not because they have an unstoppable entrepreneur's spirit....but because they can't fucking get along with others. If anything goes wrong, it's someone else's fault, and "why don't these people understand how great I am?", and "they ran me off because they could tell I was too good, so it would have made all the other employees look bad," and every one of the other excuses you hear from people who just can't seem to hold down any job for very long.
TLDR; the profession attracts a lot of assholes, consistent with this analysis:
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1 minute ago, Goofyboy said:
Yep. And he’s just a citizen with some over hyped bodyguards.Bruh. He has a WWI trench knife embedded in his bedroom wall! He's the ultimate alpha male weapons guy! He also has like, these totally super-sharp throwing stars he got from the martial arts store at the mall. He's a TOTAL BADASS ALPHA MALE!
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11 minutes ago, futureman said:
santa anna was a bitch.
Correct.
Also, it would be awesome if we had some leadership as sound and well-meaning as his these days. We should yearn for the relative competence and basic decency of "bitch."
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4 minutes ago, yoladu said:
i guess the perks of being Secretary of State is pretty great.
All the gay foam parties you can handle.
NTTAWWT.
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3 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:This isn't a strategic or tactical maneuver. This is political. The truth is Trump and his allies are more aligned with Russia and their outlook than they are European nations. Trump wants to emulate Russia. Not punish them.
This. This shift is not a shift of "having re-evaluated our position in terms of security alliances and guarantees, we want to strike a better strategic balance, etc." Instead, it is a complete 180 degree shift in allegiances. We used to be friends with Europe, and enemies with Russia. Now, our closest friend (maybe ONLY friend) is Russia, and we are enemies of Europe (no hyperbole there, Trump has openly stated that the EU is one of our enemies).
That's because the current regime -- and a large chunk of the country -- has decided that we'd rather be anti-democratic criminals than be the good guys. The regime does so because it will personally enrich them and their pals, the voters do it because they're really, really, really, really fucking stupid.
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4 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:I just meant that celebrating Independence Day for Texas is not the same thing as celebrating MAGA culture in Texas in 2025.
The Texas Revolution and the whole origin story of defeating Mexico is awesome. Being the only state that was it's own country before being annexed a state of the U.S. is awesome. Texas history is awesome.
Sure. It was. Before we took a giant shit on it and decided to go full retrograde.
If my fellow Texans are back on board with fighting for individual liberty against oppressive tyranny, I'd love for them to join me. But Texas is full Team Santa Anna these days, so fuck 'em.
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24 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:
I do think that Elon Musk is obsessed with the AI singularity and interplanetary travel and he’s trying to manufacture a collapse so he can get more and more buy-in for his monomania.
Elon needs people to turn to him and beg him to be a savior.
To be a savior, though.....there has to be something truly awful that people need saving FROM.
Elon is trying a play that actually works: create an actual Hell, then proclaim yourself the one true God who can save people from Hell.
I find it ironic that he evangelicals continue to rant about demons, the devil at work on earth, the antichrist, all of that shit....and then fall hook, line, and sinker for the EXACT plays attributed to the devil and related forces of darkness in the very book they claim to be the infallible an inerrant word of God. Irony. Is fucking. DEAD.
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If you have a Facebook account, Kayleigh Brantner's page is a piece of work. She hawks a line of "organic" herbs, tinctures etc ... Here's what she wrote about her unvaccinated son getting the measles:
"Measles: Our Experience & Why We Didn’t Fear It
On Valentine’s Day, Paxton came home with a fever. It lasted through the weekend, and by Monday, his eyes were red. I suspected measles—since it was going around—and immediately started dosing him with Golden Shield Syrup. My best friend Kathy Wieler brought me tallow cream mixed with thieves and lavender oils and cod liver oil, which I mixed into his Golden Shield 2-3 times a day. When his fever spiked, we used lukewarm baths with magnesium salts, baking soda, bentonite clay, and a lavender oatmeal body wash to keep him comfortable. By Tuesday morning, a small rash appeared and spread quickly. At the doctor’s office, it was confirmed as measles, but my biggest concern was his lungs—especially with the fear-mongering going around. Praise God, his lungs were clear! We requested high-dose Vitamin A and went home to continue what we were already doing. That same day, my Clear Protein+ arrived, which was a blessing since his appetite was low. I also kept him hydrated with Bouy and made sure he ate organic, vitamin A-rich foods like kale, collards, and sweet potatoes. By Wednesday, his fever started dropping. By Thursday, it was gone. By Friday, he was begging to go outside and play!I also caught a mild case—two days of fever, red eyes, and a headache but no rash. (You can only be coughed on so many times and be in close proximity with someone with it for so long without catching it, as I was sleeping with him and taking care of him 24/7.)
Braydon showed early symptoms Tuesday afternoon, had a short fever, headache, and red eyes, but has not developed a rash as of yet and is feeling better today!
Steven hasn’t shown any symptoms or signs of it. And my father in law had it as a child.
From the moment Paxton came home sick, everyone in our house got Golden Shield and double doses of Vitamin A.
Here’s my takeaway: The measles, in a healthy child or body, is NOTHING to fear. Don’t let the media or doctors scare you. Our bodies are designed to heal when we support them properly!
What worked for us: • Golden Shield Syrup for immunity and inflammation • Cod liver oil & tallow cream for deep nourishment • Vitamin A-rich foods & supplements • Hydration with Bouy • Clear Protein+ for recovery • Lukewarm detox baths to soothe fever and skin Neither of my boys are vaccinated. I do NOT agree with vaccines, and I firmly believe that natural immunity is the best defense. If you’re thinking about getting the measles vaccine (or any vaccine) they’re pushing right now, PLEASE, PLEASE do your due diligence and research it first! You researched car seats and 500 other things, research these too! I have TONS of information and will gladly point you in the right direction if you want to dig deeper. The truth is out there—you just have to be willing to look for it. Don’t blindly trust the media, big pharma, or even some doctors without questioning what’s really behind it all. At the end of the day, God designed our bodies with an immune system for a reason. When we nourish it, support it, and allow it to do what it was created to do, we can handle things like the measles without fear. Do your research. Ask questions. Be informed. Your family deserves it."
The fact that her kids are named Paxton and Braydon is….the most predictable thing ever.-
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Oh god what is he gonna put in them.
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I can guarantee you that none of these fuckers, Zuckerberg, Musk, Trump, etc. have ever let their daughters paint their fingernails and then went out in public with them or had a tea party with them and patiently listened to their stuffed animals have a conversation..
Bingo. Seriously. This is a perfect way to capture the dichotomy. That’s a man. Does what’s right, doesn’t give a shit what you think. Not the roided up dude in his Black Rifle Coffee shirt who “doesn’t do any of that fairy shit.”-
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Maybe occurs other places too but in the Bay Area leaving late night after Giants games and concerts, there’s always several folks grilling bacon wrapped hot dogs with carmelize onions and peppers on flat tops and it smells and looks amazing.
They do them after the longhorn and Austin FC matches. They’re glorious. Theyre also $10. -
It's an open air tube, but being strapped down immobile triggers me in a very bad way.
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Yep. The short version of the piece about alpha males and such is: the harder you try to be a performative “man,” the less of a man you actually are.
It’s the parallel of being cool: the only way to be truly cool is to not GAF what people think. If you keep trying to impress people so they’ll think you’re cool….you’re the opposite of cool.
Yet culturally, we have elevated as “alpha males” literally the least alpha men I’ve ever seen in my life. Bullies are not men, they are pathetic, weak fucking losers who only punch when they can punch down.-
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24 hours or less. Basically, overnight.
Yeah, they wanted us to get it there on Thursday just to make it less of a hassle for them.-
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I’m sorry but why would you be proud of that if that was your body? Also, how do you let yourself get THAT FAT?! We seriously need to bring back body shaming.
Srsly. Look….theres nothing wrong with a big gal.
That gal ate 4 big gals.-
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I've decided I'll already be on the ground hog tied.
They’re gonna kick down your door while you’re having sex?-
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Careful. It coud be Adam Sandler or Pauly Shore.
Realize that you live in a world where either one of them would be a giant improvement as POTUS. I’m 100% serious, and you know I’m right.-
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I guess I’m holding out hope that everything happening currently is like the final act of an action movie in which the protagonist (the United States and western democracy) has been captured and tortured by the madman villain plotting to destroy the world (Trump, MAGA, Putin, Elon, etc), and we are just waiting for the unlikely plot twist that allows goodness to prevail. God we really need that plot twist about now.
Yeah.
Nobody is coming to save us.-
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“Musk said to Joe Rogan that you can't be called a Nazi if you're not actively committing genocide.”
”Not actively.” Like if I’m not the one literally pulling the trigger?
This is actually the argument that all of the fascists and their enablers have been making.
Until the camps are ACTIVELY murdering and burning people, we’re being ridiculous.
The stage where they demonize the other? Nope.
The stage where the construct the camps? Nope.
The stage where they cram the “undesirables” into the camps? Nope.
The stage where they set up the actual machinery of mass extermination? Nope.
You ONLY get to say “hey, these guys are Nazis/fascists” AFTER they flip the switch and start the machinery of murder. In other words…after it’s too late.
Their argument is “it’s wrong of you to oppose me while I’m on my WAY to create horrors….its only fair to criticize me and try to stop me after I’ve already done all the bad stuff and it’s too late.”
Fuck that. The time to shoot Nazis in the face is: all the time. Every second of every day. Now, yesterday, one minute from now, all the times.
And Elon is a fucking Nazi. He literally demonizes Jews and any non-white group he can think of, and blames them for the world’s ills, and would like to see them removed. Those are his actual, publicly stated sentiments.
He’s the most evil, dangerous man alive. Come on, ketamine.-
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So, shout out to a legacy joint, legendary to many of us of a certain age: Bert’s BBQ.
Have family in town for my father’s memorial. Yesterday was just a family day together, and I figured I’d serve brisket and such for all of us to have a nice dinner and visit. But had too much going on to smoke one myself. Recalled that Bert’s will smoke it for you for $1 a pound. Wife dropped it off on Thursday (and the experience cracked her up - she walked in at 2:00, and two tables of old men stopped talking and just watched her walk in all the way to the counter - it’s such a dude place).
Went to pick it up yesterday with the boy….walk in the door, and traveled back in time. The smell was incredible. All the game animals on the wall, all the UT gear and memorabilia, just magical.
The boy really took it all in. Two of his best friends from school (two English girls from Surrey and Manchester) are dead-set on a Texas visit this summer. He looked around and grinned and said “I DEFINITELY taking them to lunch here.”
The brisket itself:
It was pretty damned good. Was it on par with any of the new super-high-end places, like interstellar or Franklin? No. But was it really, really good? Fuck yes it was. A solid B+ at worst. And let’s be clear, if you aren’t an experienced bbq snob, it would be one of the best bites of food you ever had.
Man. I lived a coupla blocks from the MLK Bert’s back in the day. I even took dates there.-
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Hell, I'd like that too -- eating their own.