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Posts posted by Brisketexan
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What is Fitlump up to these days now she’s off the Council?
Gearing up for her next role in the presidential administration. Duh.-
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You showed your ass upthread on this brisket. Not surprised that you want to do it again.
Yet in all my showing of my quite glorious ass, I never once stanned for someone citing RT….much less a senior US govt official who does so. So, ass-showing or not, I’m good with the score.-
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Racist misogynist rhetoric levered at a LTC that has cleared repeated background checks in service to your country. Y'all are so politically fn brain damaged that you will let this shit slide and wonder why you will be relegated to the dustbin of political history.
Yet not one of us cites RT as authority.
Tulsi, however, does.
Both of those things are true.
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You literally could not do any worse for this country than what has happened in the past three months. It’s astounding. They do everything wrong.
It’s pure, unchecked oppositional defiance disorder.
“Does it hurt people? Does it hurt America? Then let’s do that!”
It’s not any more complicated than that.
And as a reminder, half this fucking country thinks that’s awesome. We’re shooting our self repeatedly…and they cheer it on.-
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Insurance fraud has to be a top 3 industry in Florida
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What would be great here is for this to stop right now. Really fucking dicey.
Oh Bozo. My sweet summer child. Did you forget the timeline we’re in?
No worries, I’m sure we’ll provide some real leadership soon to help ratchet things down.-
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My daughter and I were talking last night about places where you can and can’t carry a holstered firearm and we started talking about the woman who shot herself in the parking lot of McBride’s the other day. It’s hard to know what people’s intentions are.
So then we had a great idea. The idea is a gun hat- basically a large cowboy hat, but with one or more holsters on the crown of the hat so you can assert/promote your 2A rights in a highly visible but less operational way with less risk of triggering or scaring nervous people and anti-gun wackos.
Imagine how proud you would feel to be an American when you wear this around:

You arrogant ass…not only will those be the height of MAGA fashion before the end of the year, next legislative session Abbott will make wearing one a requirement for anyone attending a public school in Texas.-
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32 minutes ago, TexasEd said:We don't do very much business with...one of our top 3 trading partners. A partner to whom we export approximately 17% of all of our exported goods (they buy around $350 billion of the $2 trillion we export).
FFS, from the cited website:
QuoteCanada Trade Summary
U.S. total goods trade with Canada was an estimated $762.1 billion in 2024. U.S. goods exports to Canada in 2024 were $349.4 billion, down 1.4 percent ($5.0 billion) from 2023. U.S. goods imports from Canada in 2024 totaled $412.7 billion, down 1.4 percent ($5.9 billion) from 2023. The U.S. goods trade deficit with Canada was $63.3 billion in 2024, a 1.4 percent decrease ($926.9 million) over 2023.
Trade in services with Canada (exports and imports) totaled an estimated $140.3 billion in 2023. Services exports were $86.0 billion; services imports were $54.3 billion. The U.S. services trade surplus with Canada was $31.7 billion in 2023.
So....we sell $435 billion worth of goods and services to Canada....and import a total of $466 billion.....a total trade deficit of a fucking piddly $31 billion or so, or fucking 7%. It's a fucking nothing. That's a pretty goddamned equal trading relationship, and this fucking galactic-level dumbfuck just fucking blew it all up....for fucking NOTHING.
Dumbest. Fucking. Assholes. EVER.
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21 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:
and his Asian wife/gf with giant fake tits and face full of fillers and botox.
guess your phone cam was broken.
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13 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:
Did anyone else get the Amber Alert style Flash Flood warning, or just me? Do I need to pepper my angus?
We get it eleventeen times - by text, by phone, in English, in spanish, in semaphore, on your Insta feed, poured into your drink like a roofie, etc.
Mind you, for a flood warning in "the area"....which in this case, means areas well to our east. When it actually came through on my phone, the heaviest rain had long since passed.
It's kinda like issuing a hurricane warning days after the storm had passed, when you're settled into your routine of finishing up cooking the last of the meat from your freezer before it gets warm and spoils.
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6 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
And the company laying people off is named “Canary”? This is all getting very on-the-nose.
It's an oil company, not a coal company, libtard.
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To this point…. The supporter section basically missed the second goal because they were so enamored with throwing water on themselves. And when we had that free kick just outside the box, they got really loud in whatever song they were singing woth drums kicking in *right* when we were running up to kick it - how does that help when drums all the sudden start banging as our dude is running up to kick it? I swear 70% of that side isn’t watching the game. I love the enthusiasm but it’s like they are at another event.
Are all supporters sections like this? If so, I’ll give them a pass. But it’s like if we started screaming the Texas Fight chant as loud as possible when our offense is working in the Red Zone of DKR and about to score in order to prove which side of the stadium is the loudest.
Bottom line, it sure seems like the “supporters section” is 100% about self-indulgent performative shit and 0% about actually strategically supporting the team as they play.-
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Sadly it does not matter what he does, it is always a convoluted excuse making machine on their part, the problem is what we do and how do we stop doing it.
A classical example is calling them "weird" strategy, I know it was Waltz that started it but that was like so damn feminine energy.
Correct. “Weird” was a step in the right direction, but way too namby-pamby. The right terms need to be forceful, and even profane.
“They’re just dicks.”
“They’re assholes.” Wanna midwestern it? Fine, “they’re a-holes.”
We’re here to make sure things better. They make things work. Look at what they just did to our economy. We have more debt, higher prices. We have fewer jobs, less money, empty shelves, and fewer options. They make everything worse and lie to you and say it’s better. No, they’re just assholes. Who live to serve billionaires by screwing you, the American people.-
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3 minutes ago, texasdago said:
Seriously - you could get sweet places in prime locations under $100K
Shoulda bought that cabin near Villa La Angostura back in 2001 or so, when it all turned to shit. Alas....just had a kiddo, and was what you'd call "really, really fucking cash-poor."
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48 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
Good luck finding a substitute. Sure, there are other motorcycles, but ONLY Harley Davidson can turn fuel into noise without the creation of commensurate power or speed.
And if you're a dentist who wants to look tough, while carrying a companion of prematurely aged skin and overly saggy breasts, there really is no other choice of ride.
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8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
"The man who is the face and defining character of our company relentlessly shits on Europe and the sovereignty of every European country and its citizens (except Russia). Gosh, why do Europeans not want to buy our cars anymore?"
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5 minutes ago, Incredulity said:
Carbon taxes....how do they work?
I mean.....it's also in the middle of ass-nowhere. Transport costs alone add a shitload.
Also, back in the day, he coulda held out till Kramer Junction, right before he got to Boron. Was a great burger joint there, Astro Burger, but I think it's gone now.
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1 minute ago, GJ Winne said:
to talk about how great their dear leader is and how buying their service helps get God back in this country...mind you, I saw him a couple weeks ago and the only thing he could talk about was when he came out to Lake Travis 20 yrs ago w/ me and got to see big fake tits out in the open and drink rum out of slut's bellybuttons.
The #1 rule for every single one of these assholes is "laws for thee, not for me." Kind of like how you are most likely to be sexually assaulted/abused/demeaned/degraded by someone whose public mantra is some sexual purity bullshit.
Put another way, these are all members of the in-group: "there must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
Whereas REAL lovers of freedom and liberty both preach and practice "dude...mind your own fucking business and leave people the fuck alone."
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18 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
"to help improve its relationship with reporters and craft its public image."
Huh.
I'm gonna suggest that as long as your enterprise is defined by and run based on the whims of a fucking psychopathic sociopathic fucking idiot who consistently responds to press inquiries with
....then you're not going to make much progress on that front.
I, however, will happily offer my consulting services for the low-low price of $50 million (paid up front, of course):
"Brisketexan, how do we get people to stop thinking of X as a platform for psychopathic dicks, and start thinking of it as a platform that's not all about being a psychopathic dick?"
"Well....and you should write this down....first, your CEO and primary content creator should stop being a total psychopathic dick, and he should stop embracing and boosting his army of psychopathic dicks. There is no 'next step.' That's it. Now, if you need me, I'll be at my villa in France, but don't bother calling, I won't answer."
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37 minutes ago, Js1 said:
I would normally agree with you, but the economic numbers from national parks/forests/monuments show that they will likely face intense pressure from back home to push back on cuts. Governors don't want higher unemployment numbers and state legislators don't want a reduction in revenue/annual visitors that they use to pad the state coffers and budget:
Montana - $5.4 billion in tourism spending, 66k jobs
Wyoming - $4.8 billion in tourism spending, 33k jobs
Utah - $12.71 billion in tourism spending, 160k jobs
South Dakota - $5 billion in tourism spending, 59k jobsNationally, national parks brought in $26.4 billion in spending by visitors and 415k jobs. $55.6 billion in economic output for the United States
And again, it will somehow be "targeted" to affect Colorado, California, Oregon and Washington most of all.
Blah blah blah you sound like a trans woke libtard.
It's totally worth it to destroy the livelihood of tens of thousands of people for performative Project 2025 bullshit, which will be justified because someone somewhere once wrote a paper on their observations of homosexual behavior in a grizzly bear or somesuch.
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12 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:
Literally insane
"Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
11 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:He's back on renaming Veteran's Day.
I love that one. "We never took credit for it."
The literal fucking name of the days is VE day and VJ day. And the "V" doesn't stand for "virgin." Our government...the one he heads...literally has a whole page on the DOD site about it: https://www.defense.gov/Multimedia/Experience/VJ-Day/
So, to make it even BETTER....his "victory day" of May 8th....ISN'T EVEN THE FUCKING DAY THE WAR ENDED FOR US. WE WERE STILL FIGHTING AND DYING IN THE FUCKING PACIFIC FOR SEVERAL MORE MONTHS.
Dumbest.
Motherfucking.
Motherfuckers.
In the history.
Of all of motherfucking humanity.
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5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
I'm just going to assume there are renderings in a room at Mar-A-Lago of Trump Yellowstone, Trump Sequoia National and Trump Yosemite Golf Clubs
Don't forget Big Musk Bend Spaceport and Harem Headquarters, and Your Mom's Grand Canyon, Brought to You by Tesla Models S3XY.
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23 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:
Y aunt would advise you to leave your nice watch at home
....unless you've got my late oilfield-trash-tough mom with you as "security." She could handle that shit.
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Yet….the same old deflection, zero refutation.
RT. For real. Beclowning on a global level.