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Newy25

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Everything posted by Newy25

  1. No guarantee at all for any G5 team. Period. They have to be selected in on their own merit. I don’t even want to talk about a fucking G5 team unless they are undefeated and they beat a legit P4 team in their non conference.
  2. It is painfully obvious that Texas and Notre Dame being in these games would have made a much better product. Whatever it is we are doing it’s broken.
  3. Is that a joke? This is much worse. The game last night was a great game.
  4. The entire notion of using a conference champion when conferences are complete bullshit outside of the top two needs to be thrown in the trash and lit on fire. This is a trash product.
  5. Not to go all Nick Saban here but fuck having these G5 teams in the playoffs. Seriously let them fight you in court if you have to but this is bull shit.
  6. This thread was full of Aggy tears and greatness until you decided to make it about your Houston sports inferiority complex. Well done, dipshit.
  7. Rep for everyone. I cannot stop laughing and sending shit talking texts and memes to my friends.
  8. Ha ha ha ha So fitting
  9. I know the defender got hurt but isn’t that targeting?
  10. Clock stopped. Miami should use a time out to regroup.
  11. If anyone can screw this up, it’s Miami.
  12. They use sprite out of a can. It’s about as awful as you could possibly make it.
  13. If we wanted to tamper with an LSU receiver we might as well go for their slot receiver, Aaron Anderson.
  14. Like all good Fucking Illinois Bastards (Fibs) I got a lake home to get away for the weekends. My first small town Wisconsin bar experience was like traveling to a different country. Everyone puts whatever cash they have on the counter and the bartender takes from the pile until the money is gone. No one even thinks about stealing the money and the bartender is weirdly honest with how much they take. Spotted Cow is a fantastic local beer. Fried cheese curds are served without you even asking. There is no better college football watching experience. My local bar changes one of the TV’s to the Texas game when I walk in without me asking. Even the most shit faced patron just wants to hug you and say nice things to you. I thought it was a Utopia I had stumbled on. Until the old fashioned. Terrifying. I guess every place has to have a fatal flaw.
  15. You betcha it’s just better that way ya know.
  16. Try ordering an old fashioned in Wisconsin or Michigan. They make it with soda and it’s fucking disgusting. I thought intrinsic to the name of the drink there could only be one way to make it.
  17. Lotzier Brooks is their best receiver now and it’s not even close. I would send Williams to the portal.
  18. Alabama tackling. Yikes.
  19. “Just missed” He missed the guy by 5 yards.
  20. Mateer is total ass on third and long.
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