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  1. 7 minutes ago, BigSwingingD said:

    @immamac @RGBIII

    Interview Pole Assassin for the next podcast. She is begging to tell her story. It must be told.

    Sweet 6 pound baby Jeaus...let it happen. I will drive and lubricate you two fuckers with all the El Rancho margs you can drink.

    if you want a halted speech pattern of nouns interspliced with the occasional present tense verb.

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  2. I think I understand what happened here...

    Assassin and Banks were chilling in the house. Banks was tired of competing for Assassins affection with Monkey and banished said Monkey out to the yard. Monkey decided to hang out in the backyard at Assassin's private glory hole. Kid walks by, Monkey thinks he's supposed to fluff, bites kids arm by accident.

    Kid then runs away, finds Doctor of Neighborhood who provides first aid. Kid tells no adult and no adult tells Assassin.

    News of bite breaks on interwebs. Assassin breaks out her English dictionary and begins Twitter wars.

    Banks drinks heavily until UT's MIB arrive to fix the problem.

    Monkey remains at large.

     

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  3. 32 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

    A College football team that regularly cratered in the 2nd half led to the development of Gatorade. Sark needs to hit the lab to invent something that will give our team a 2nd half kick. (Using legal ingredients)

    It's called BOKA and it tastes good going down but causes massive pissing out the ass and liver failure.

  4. I graduated about 20 years ago. I honestly don't associate too much with the university anymore anyway. Football was kind of the last vestige. This was the first year in over a decade that I haven't had season tickets. Thankfully i have enough maturity to pivot quickly to 'don't give a fuck' when the season went south.

    I'm just here for the gangbang now.

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