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Posts posted by ChickenNuggets
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Jesus Casey Thompson has a giant head
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5 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:
DId ISU wet the field?
Pretty sure we’re the ones pissing our pants
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Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:
I've been to 2 county fairs and a goat roping but never saw no shit like that before.
Donkey show… you’ll see some shit…
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Hahaha, we can’t even jump out to a first half lead anymore…
tire fire
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Fucking pole assassin got him distracted
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Here for the meltdown.Â
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Just now, mdmost said:
They really bought Saw Em Off shirts? I knew they were corn aggy but wow.Â
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Just now, ztejas said:Listen to this man. He's a Liverpool fan.Â
I’d say it’s bill in Sinton…. But too eloquentÂ
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6 minutes ago, mdmost said:
No way we lose 4 in a row right?
Right?
RIGHT?
Right….
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20 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:
I keep telling people we need to start burning some sage and get a Mexican lady to rub an egg over the entire complex.we might need to get a Haitian too just to be safe.Â
we need another fortune teller... I'm sure pole assassin uses candles in her act.. maybe we can get her?
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7 minutes ago, BigSwingingD said:
if you want a halted speech pattern of nouns interspliced with the occasional present tense verb.
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Seriosuly, if we had this much bite in 2H of games like we do in 2H of seasons, we'd win the muthafucka... Drunk but not out.. stripper monkey pole assassin has my vote for the next Governor of the great state of Texas!Â
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Let's pause a moment, take a deep breath, and marvel at the direction this program has taken. Stripper monkey pole assassin is awesome.Â
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38 minutes ago, Deej said:
It's that kind of thinking that has fucked our program.Â
it's that kinda thinking that kept us from dudes like Briles, right?
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Since I have a 10" punisher, I'm delighted when dick pics leak. Maybe Banks is the same?
I don't have a stripper monkey on my back though..
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40 minutes ago, tfoolry said:
Fuck around & find out.Â
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I’d shoot that fucking thing and then burn it if it did that to my dog.
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I think I understand what happened here...
Assassin and Banks were chilling in the house. Banks was tired of competing for Assassins affection with Monkey and banished said Monkey out to the yard. Monkey decided to hang out in the backyard at Assassin's private glory hole. Kid walks by, Monkey thinks he's supposed to fluff, bites kids arm by accident.
Kid then runs away, finds Doctor of Neighborhood who provides first aid. Kid tells no adult and no adult tells Assassin.
News of bite breaks on interwebs. Assassin breaks out her English dictionary and begins Twitter wars.
Banks drinks heavily until UT's MIB arrive to fix the problem.
Monkey remains at large.
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1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:
Both Baylor and MSU took advantage of transfers for 2021.
https://www.ourlads.com/ncaa-football-depth-charts/depth-chart/baylor/90107
https://www.ourlads.com/ncaa-football-depth-charts/depth-chart/michigan-state/91142Baylor has 8 transfers on the roster. 4 starters.
MSU has 19 transfers on the roster. 7 starters.
with NIL I say we raid the prisons.Â
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32 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:
A College football team that regularly cratered in the 2nd half led to the development of Gatorade. Sark needs to hit the lab to invent something that will give our team a 2nd half kick. (Using legal ingredients)
It's called BOKA and it tastes good going down but causes massive pissing out the ass and liver failure.
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On 10/30/2021 at 9:35 PM, Tex Pete said:
Apparently Sarkisian also showed the Karate Kid last week. Mr Miyagi would be so proud.Â
shoulda showed Old Yeller
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I graduated about 20 years ago. I honestly don't associate too much with the university anymore anyway. Football was kind of the last vestige. This was the first year in over a decade that I haven't had season tickets. Thankfully i have enough maturity to pivot quickly to 'don't give a fuck' when the season went south.
I'm just here for the gangbang now.
[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
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This game is basically two turds floating in a bowl occasionally bumping into each other….