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sdm

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Everything posted by sdm

  1. That face, that is a sweet face! What a good girl! You looking good Emma!
  2. Isn't accepting a pair of free boots considered an impermissible benefit that would jeopardize the young man's eligibility to play dress-up?
  3. I bet if she let go her tits would run through your fingers.
  4. Shortly before 6:00 pm central time on September 8th Dabo is going to remind his team of the various comments Leon O'Neal has made about their team and the fine dedicated Clemson coaching staff. At 6:00 pm central time on September 8, 2018 I suspect Dabo will take the field with a national audience on ESPN and proceed to pull Jimbo's pants down his short cuckish legs, bend him over and fuck him square in the ass. After aggy wins the half-time show the stadium will be about half full, by the fourth quarter the Clemson players will be looking up in the stands chanting aggy?, aggy?, aggy? On Monday that punk ass liucci will be telling the story about how aggy went up against the best team in the nation stood their ground and went toe to toe and something about how Jimbo's on trajectory to win a national title in the next two years.
  5. Be sure to join in when they inevitably start chanting secsecsec, just be sure to add the word "sux" after each sec.
  6. Karen could be right since Wake Forest ain't on the schedule.
  7. Nevermind Lemonandturd beat me to it.
  8. Three Vizslas, my gawd , that's like energy cubed! How do you keep up with them?
  9. Sounds like the title of a THujone original.
  10. No truer words ever spoke.
  11. Damn that was entertaining and outstanding editing job. And may I also say, what a fine ass on that lass!
  12. Not too different than the wall of the football stadium. Just made-up shit.
  13. You know the story about signing day and you still ask the question, why the hatred for Chip Brown? Obviously, being in Arky has diminished your mental capacity. Also, Fuck Chip Brown!
  14. pathetic aggy is pathetic Quote from texags
  15. Fuck yeah they did! Fuck Chip Brown!
  16. This really can't be said enough. Fuck Chip Brown
  17. Tailgating was that good huh?
  18. The sound of the ascension's clickety-clack grows louder everyday.
  19. Chuy needs to get laid
  20. C'mon Earl you know damn well the yell leaders are more akin to the effeminate collie as opposed to the rough and tumble old sarge. Our branding must remain consistent.
  21. Zero fucks given Dad.
  22. "Texas Owls" - You got a chuckle out of me Randolph.
  23. He's still an illiterate okie.
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