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  1. 4 hours ago, formermav43 said:

    Somewhere between Texags' propensity to start a new thread for every stray thought and this board's obsession with ultimately reducing all discussion about all things to a single unified meta thread is a happy medium. And it's not a fine line, there's a huge swath of territory there.

    I'm personally tired of wading through 100+ page threads.

    WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE SITE RESORUCES?!!?!

  2. On 6/25/2025 at 10:46 AM, Tex Long said:

    The interview is as good a showing as I've ever seen from any coach. It's also a look at one of our great shows, from Third and Longhorn. If you've seen both this and any of their previous shows you already know this. If you haven't, you need to do so immediately.

    As a recovering Sark-hater, I'm gruntled to say that one of the outstanding things I see in him now is his willingness to own his fuckups, and learn from them.

    HOOK'EM

     

     

    Sark us fucking awesome

  3. 1 hour ago, MontereyMX said:

    lol, ok.  For years valet has been comped do to the wife and her addiction to that shit.   We pull up and most times are greeted by name.  She shows her players card and I give them my cell number since im mostly the driver.   They will immediately send a text to respond to when you are ready for your vehicle.   A few hours later it's time to go.  I respond to text and immediately get automated response that we owe 20 bucks instead of the usual your vehicle will be here in 5 to 10 min.  I go over to the valet ticket counter inside and ask what's going on.  This little motherfucker manning the booth bowed up and said it's always been that way and we will need to pay to get our car.   I responded nope not paying.   He tried to argue and I shut him down pretty quick.  He then ask if I wanted to speak to a supervisor.  I said "absofuckinglutely I do" and walked off to get my wife's players card because I knew they were going to need it eventually.   We come back to the counter and there is a female supervisor.  I ask her what was going on and she said we needed to pay, where is your ticket and players club.   I put them on the counter she grabbed them stamped paid on the ticket and told me that if I ever cuss one of her employees again I was banned.  I told her that I didn't cuss anyone.   Immediately that guy popped around the corner, tears in his eyes, lips shivering and said, "you said absofuckinglutely".  I responded, you ask me a question.   I grabbed my valet ticket looked at him and said you are a pussy.  Last thing I heard was that women yelling "you're banned, you're banned".   Another supervisor brought the car around and told me the same.  lol.   

    mom day GIF
     

     

    i did chuckle at the dude crying about “absofuckinglutely” though.

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  4. On 5/22/2025 at 2:49 PM, closetojumping said:

    I have met some downright scary people from longhorn netdom over the decades. People I wouldn't let my children come within 50 yards of, and yet, in reading this, I'm reminded that some of the scariest motherfuckers around this place might be my friends. 

    Bring that imagery into another thread, sir, and I'll view it as a declaration of war.

    Sad George Costanza GIF

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  5. 14 hours ago, Chooky said:

    When he first arrived i admit that i disliked him for the most surface of reasons: his appearance and his voice. I was dumb. After awhile it was obvious that he was funny, informative and damn good at every gig he did. 

    His appearance doesn’t bother me at all…

     

    his voice is brutally awful.

  6. On 5/17/2025 at 9:32 PM, Steamboat1874 said:

    Actually he called Adrian Peterson “AP” so he is an idiot.

    Its fucking “AD” dumbass.

    Fuck that child abusing piece of shit Sooner.

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  7. 2 hours ago, Js1 said:

    It’s punchable douche faces, that’s it. Don’t take it so seriously 

    If it’s a “Mount Rushmore” of such, then Herman doesn’t even merit a mention in the parking lot.

     

    Dude kicked UGA’s ass.

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  8. 38 minutes ago, Js1 said:

    Alongside 

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    That’s fucking stupid. They aren’t even close.

     

    one is an alum.

    the other is the fucking Devil.

     

     

    ETA: Herman is worthy of apathy and disdain at best.

     

    Barry is worthy of utter and complete hatred.

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  9. 35 minutes ago, n64ra said:

    That's only because Texas had the world's easiest schedule in all those sports. - texags and sec rant

     

    That begs the question - why is the SEC filled with such easy schedules? 

    Well, because we played Texas ATM…

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  10. 38 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    Is Lincoln Riley the most punchable face in the entire landscape of CFB? He's got to be near the top of the list. 

    After thinking about it for a second, that might actually be worthy of its own thread. You've got Riley, Ryan Day, Bielema, Liucci, Danielson, Kirby Smart, James Franklin, Carson Beck, Venables, and Bill O'Brien just off the top of my head. It's a sport loaded with villains who look the part. 

    Herbstreet

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  11. On 5/12/2025 at 11:39 AM, Drew said:

    Why do people say stuff like this?  The offense was very very good 2 years ago when Dak was 2nd in MVP voting. And the two years prior when Dak was healthy.  Pretty much any year outside of 2017(zeke suspensions/Dez/Witten declining like rocks and Twill sucking AND the OL was a mash unit on the left side) they've been a good to very good offense when Dak is healthy and the OL isn't shit.

    Not surprisingshould be "Highest rated non Playoff game since ect...) levels.

    For me, it’s the OL. They were bad last season and they need a lot of work to be good this year.

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  12. 1 hour ago, immamac said:

    Holy shit Arch is insane. Where is his ceiling

    espn nfl GIF by Mason Report
     

    (he’ll never be the utter alien VY was, but he’s likely a better QB from the first snap as a starter)

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  13. 13 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

    I assume you’re joking. This pick had zero to do with the trade. It was a Dallas pick not a Laker pick, and he traded to be a contender now, not to get a lottery pick. 

    This is pretty clearly the league stepping in to reward the Mavs for trading Luka to the Lakers.

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  14. 35 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

    The NBA deserves to be called out for this travesty. More rigged than a Larry Donaghy called game. Get rid of the fucking Lottery. Worst records should match the draft order like the NFL.

    Yep.

     

    Very clear that the Mavs were told they’d win the Lotto if they traded Luka to the Lakers.

     

    ridiculous 

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