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  1. 1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

    holy shit..guys wide open everywhere.

    Dak aware the OL isn’t as good as it normally is and is looking to run earlier than normal.

     

    unfortunately, he now wears concrete Nikes.

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  2. 2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

    I don't know about that 94 roughing the passer on Dak

     

    He literally picked Dak up and then landed on Dak all his weight. That’s in the definition of the rule 

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  3. 22 hours ago, Hate said:

    We can’t stop the run and our secondary is average. Mostert is going to have the first 1000 yard game in NFL history. The Cowboys may still win, but they are going to have to out score Miami and have the ball last. I have no faith in this team on the road against a playoff team. 

     Dallas isn’t winning this game.

  4. 6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    Are you guys talking about letting Dallas Turner just illegally cheap shot a QB and knock him out of the game? I’d like to see one of his opponents square up on his knee and bend it in backwards, thus ending his football career. If it happened on TV, I’d be howling. If I’m in person in Houston, I will be hooting and clapping as loud as I can. I’d hope he could hear my shrill cackling in the quiet of the stadium as they fit his deformed mess of a leg inside an air cast and loaded him onto a cart. 

    JesusJohnny.gif

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  5. 12 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

    Let me see if I got this right.

     

    So talk to a recruit and badgers him about his status...

    Recruit gives him a meh blow-off answer and so 9.95er pulls recruit into a group chat with both reporters and then subscribers

    Subscribers think Evans is reconfirming his commit and badger him in group chat

    Recruit gets pissed and moves up the commitment date and announces it online

    9.95er now wants to ruin his commitment by blasting out it is now going to be Texas to be a salty petty bitch....

    Yep, trying to get him to be pissed and say “I’m not going to either one of these schools then”. Any loss for Texas (no matter how pyrrhic for Aggy) is a win for Aggy fans.

  6. 45 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

     

    It’s almost as sad as being fat with a small dick and being good at going down on chicks.

    Almost as sad.

    i know b/c of a friend.

    But this is Surly so that wouldn’t apply to any of us swinging dicks here.

    I love going down on chicks.

     

     

    but it’s because I’m a giver, not because of my tiny pecker I’m fat.

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  7. 5 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

     

    See that arm action?

    I bet she has a decent hj game.

    You also know she has an oral affliction so ..... yeah.

     

    All else fails, just hit it from behind

    .Fail Comedy Central GIF by Inside Amy Schumer

     

    Fat girls give good head because they’re hungry.

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  8. 4 hours ago, Keef said:

    Admittedly I haven't followed Houston super closely this year, but everyone seems over the moon on Golden but stats wise, he wasn't the first or second choice at Houston.  Was he injured part of the year?  Is this a potential take?

    He was a soph, IIRC. 

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