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William Bludworth

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  1. That would be a great game because it would show McDui and Cody Campbell what parity in talent really looks like. I don't actually "hate" tech the way some do, I guess because I have two cousins and friends who graduated from there, so I've been to so many games and met a ton of solid tech folks. At one point I hadn't missed a game between us vs them until around 2014? or so. Then I just checked out because we were just so bad. I went to a few games like when ND came to town and mostly marquee games and the RRS. I would like to actually see how far ahead they are vs other Big XII teams to gauge if they're more in the realm of USCe who has some 5* talent but you can't count on them, or if they're just Kentucky with a better QB most years.
  2. That's absolutely cool af, man. He seems like a genuinely good person who just happens to have this knack for comedic timing. His story about doing coke with a taxi driver who picked up a hooker the night before he went on Opie and Andy (I think that's their names? I've never listened to them) and he ended up putting his pants on backwards, then met Darryl Strawberry, and saying he definitely has the nose for all that coke lol. I can't remember the exact line he said, but I busted out laughing 😂 I really don't understand that hate. I love his humor. Is it because he's famous now or something? Dude literally just chills with random people. He talked about how he was invited to a party and he said he would only come if his friend could, and he picked out this random homeless guy who both got af in a limo, and at the party people heard glass break upstairs, ran up there only to see their stuff was stolen and that guy jumped out the window lmao. I just...I can't. Him telling stories about growing up are based. What a life, man. I didn't even know he was on some MTV show until years later. The guy seems honest, he's hilarious, and just seems like he would fit right in with the rest of us degenerates. The hate, imo, is unwarranted. It's not like he's Dane Cook (who I don't personally find funny, but I get his hate is stemmed from his meteoric rise to fame in the early aughts because of MySpace, so these older comedians, or I should say old-school comedians hadn't picked up on how to get even more people at their shows unless you were like Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, etc. So his "hate" was more jealousy). I think Dane Cook can be funny in some roles, but with Theo it just comes weirdly natural, and almost poetic. He's just so quick-witted, but in this self-deprecating way that I love. I dunno, man. If you talk to him anytime soon, tell him he has a fan on here. That's cool as hell that you know one another. All I know is a good friend of mine who's an actor in Hollywood (not anyone remotely famous, but has a solid reputation with famous celebrities that I've met and we've hung out with, and also gets us into invite only party's and whatnot, get to see movies well before they're released to the public, so that's all I've got 🤷‍♂️).
  3. We should hide out next to Jester and beat him with a bat during the off-week! Do players still live in that wretched void of infernal wasteland? Ugh. I swear I got parvo living there.
  4. I absolutely agree with you about the mental aspect, and yeah, that for sure defeated UF's mindset and lifted UGA. It sucks, but they're emotional games, for both players, and sadly, refs. I truly believe in ref bias. We saw it yesterday with Pavia pulling Filsaime down with him to make it look like he was being "roughed", but then the pylon bullshit and the no-call DPI that Moseley should have easily gotten truly, and I mean truly convinced me. Not to mention all of the holding that wasn't being called, and I literally saw their RT grab Burke and slam him on the ground on his stomach. Then, at the very minimum 5 times, Simmons was being clotheslined. All of the times our entire front were on the ground? Listen, I get football players are strong, but give me a fucking break. You aren't putting Brevard, Kanu, Shaw, January, Watson, Lavon Johnson, Sharma, Charles, Terry, Simmons, Burke, Jackson, and Vasek all on the ground. These mf'ers weigh over 300 lbs, and our edges weigh at the very minimum 240 (Simmons) and at most 285 (Justus Terry), or even Ant Hill who weighs 240, and Spence also weighs 240. I refuse to believe that shit. It took me back to the Okie Lite game in what, 2015 where we had some absurd number of ridiculous, ticky tacky calls, and OSU had zero throughout the entire game until like late in the 4th? Or when Strong got tossed for "bumping into the ref", even though it was blatantly obvious the ref did it to cause a scene? The game last night UF/UGA I saw some pretty ridiculous stuff called, but holy shit, nothing compared to the shit we got hosed on.
  5. My buddies and I came off my couch as soon as the ball landed. We were for sure he caught it. Then, when we saw he didn't, but was basically being put in a chokehold, we were all pissed. Neither of them even have Texas ties, but seeing Pavia's mouth being shoved into his own asshole was enough for them to care. One is a Penn grad and the other UNC, but seeing Manning absolutely dominate, and Pavia getting sacked 6 fucking times was heroin. That got them pumped. So pissed about the no-call DPI. Fuck those refs. Seriously, fuck em.
  6. Don't make me be "that guy." Ugh. I hate myself. It's except*
  7. I saw we havs a 54% chance, Vandy at something like 46% and Miami at 10% lulz. Miami failing made the day so, so delicious. Sucks UF lost, and I think their refs sucked anus titties, too.
  8. I don't know, man...I think this one is x, 1
  9. Without Eli Stowers, Pavia is absolute dog shit. Wheh your leading receiver for your entire team is a TE for two straight seasons, you know you aren't shit and there is no "great story." He's been carried by a possible first but most likely a second day pick his entire career. Here's what his amazing stat line would have looked like without Stowers - 20/31 219/1 64% comp pct Yeah, such a dawg. I will give Junior Sherrill props, even though he benefitted from Stowers needing to be double covered.
  10. Yeah, that's the play. Mf'er literally bounced off his chest and then acted tough because of course the refs aren't going to allow little Diego get hurt.
  11. No. Never. I, uh, may have said something myself? It's hard to remember when you have stupid fans and stupid players mixing and matching. But man, can you imagine Wingo with 12 fingers???? No man's girl on campus would be safe, and his drop rate would be reduced by 17%! Call now for your free consultation!
  12. Yeah, but did you see Pavia bounce off of him in the endzone??? Impressive stuff. But seriously, I didn't realize how much bigger Filsaime is than a dude who has been in CFB for decades Pavia. Mf'er actually did bounce off of him when Pavia ran into his chest. It was like Scattebo running into walls and telephone poles.
  13. I'm not sure how I feel about UF beating UGA. On one hand Georgia will lose, which is always a brighter day, and that gives my adrenaline and extra dose of schadenfreude, but on the other hand if UF keeps winning then we can't pillage their recruits, which makes me sad to think about. So, if I have to pick, it's Georgia losing and feeling just as defeated as we still do, but worse since Florida doesn't even have a fucking coach, so their fans can shut the fuck up.
  14. Once Jaden Baugh gets going, he's a force of nature. Dude doesn't look 235, but he hits like it. That kid deserves to be on a winning team. Like us, maybe? He's only a soph, and we could use him. He's exactly what I thought Baxter would be before his injury. Imagine adding either Harlem Berry or Baugh to go with Derek Cooper. We would have Baxter, Wisner (unless he goes pro for some reason, which is unlikely, but still), Clark, Simon, Cooper. I've left Stewart off for a reason. He's a non-factor for at the very least another 2-3 years, unless he portals. It looks like a crowded room, but looks are deceiving. While Wisner and Baxter would get the bulk of the carries, Cooper/Baugh/Berry would have a chance to climb the ladder. I do think Simon will overtake Clark for carries, and will most likely be either Baxter or Wisner's 2b, and Clark will most likely portal. The distribution of the ball will help with injuries so we don't have another 2024/2025 on our hands (obviously anyone with neurons firing at a rate of once per 30 sec can figure this out). Clark and Simon will be older, Stewart won't get carries for a few years (again, unless he transfers), and both Baxter and Wisner will be seniors (Baxter a RS-JR), so we don't need bodies, we need elite skill sets. That's the point and problem we should have at Texas, which is RBU for a reason. Chad Scott needs to figure it out, because what we have now isn't getting it done. Choice absolutely reamed us in recruiting, and Sark needs to understand what each RB's strengths are and you know, and hang with me here, use them to our advantage and win games. It's a tall task to ask of him considering what we've seen (or not seen, really), but at some point maybe his frontal lobe will kick into gear and he slaps himself on the forehead and remembers why we have that position and why square peg, round holing our RB's isn't working the way he seems to believe. Thank you for reading my TED Talk about how we need a major injection in our RB room in the worst ways.
  15. That's the absolute with the camera right in their fucking faces and they apparently think not reaching the pylon means they scored. They're morons.
  16. I'm sorry, but how in the fuck is ND ranked #12? They've beaten nobody since their 2-losses. USC? They're dog shit. Dude, Jeremiah Smith went 6/123/2 while Carnell Tate went 5/124/1. Their RB, Bo Jackson, went 13/105 and motherfuckin Sayin went an astounding 20/23 316/4. They absolutely face raped Pedo St. I don't care who their coach is, they field top-15 talent recruiting-wise. Unsurprisingly, James Franklin recruiting is they hover around #15 consistently, and that isn't going to get it done against the likes of fOSU, Oregon, and even Michigan now. They did the right thing by canning him. They are in a recruiting hotbed in the Midwest, especially NJ, Penn, Ohio, Mich, Iowa for o-line talent, and even Wisconsin for o-line talent. The occasional player in Connecticut, Virginia, basically the Commonwealth area. He failed that fan base (good) and now we wait to see who replaces him (please be Billy Napier).
  17. We'll beat aggy, it's Kirby and Georgia that seem to butt fuck Sark without Saban to protect him.
  18. Man, Wingo was on a tear. He's finally stepping up this season as the deep threat we've needed and now he has a hand injury. 2/89/1. For the season so far he has 31/593/5. Let's hope he comes back soon. Moseley stepped up nicely with 7/69/1 Surprised Jagger only had 2 rec. It felt like more.
  19. Cristobal losing and his teams being weak. Name a better duo. Texas meltdowns in the 4th qtr don't count because I say so.
  20. Never. It's our fucking kryptonite. God forbid both the offense and defense show up at the same game. That would be nice. These last two weeks the defense needs to be buying every offensive player steal dinners weekly until they get their shit together, and vice versa.
  21. This team is stupid af. The offense showed up, but of course the defense had to shut down their legs. Now I'm not happy. I'm glad we won, but I'm not happy with how we won it at the end.
  22. Jeff Banks, folks.
  23. Oh yeah, his competitiveness, and grit, and refs allowing holding. Yeah, he's just electric. No help at all. Stowers is a legit player, but Pavia is dog shit when the refs aren't helping his 44 year old ass out.
  24. Wow. Karma for MSU? Just stupid, especially given our talent advantage. But they have the ref advantage, so they have the upper hand. But God almighty, our secondary might be the worst in P4
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