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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. Oh no! You've chosen to do the same routine for the 15th time like it's some victory! No one cares, my sweet summer child.
  2. Yeah, dude was celebrating and all over the place.
  3. They keep uaing the word "superstar". I'm not sure it means what they think it means.
  4. He's the nightmare when sleep paralysis hits and he crawls on their chest and sings the eyes of Texas.
  5. They scared we gonna steal meat pimp and his herem of hoes
  6. The thumbs up has to be the gayest hand sign in all of sports. Only aggy would think it's cool.
  7. Let's just get it over with and build a Jungmann and Volantis statue right outside Disch-Falk
  8. That's how winners do it. Schloss is about to hang some championship banners to the list. He's Augie's friend and told him to wait until Patterson was gone before taking his dream job. Now it all worked out. Thank you, CDC, for being buds with Schloss. The world is right again.
  9. Hand jobs aren't free. NIL money up front or you don't get the Kacey Smith special.
  10. They just ran out of bases
  11. So, uh, I guess Earley isn't getting coach of the year as predicted, and aggy won't be hosting a regional? I am shocked. SHOCKED!
  12. Here's tge first problem with aggy education - Bats aren't blind. Jesus Christ on coke
  13. God that would quite literally make me get off my ass and now the lawn.
  14. Yeah, nothing says mediocre like a 19-2 records in our first season in the secsecsec
  15. If Bryce Harper had a chernobyl twin attached to his side,we're looking at him
  16. Ebil tu paid the refs to make look like we suck. As a matter of fact, I bet they paid every ump to make us lose /aggy
  17. Jace out here in black face and got his ass whipped
  18. Hace they played UF? Because I'm sure UF would take them
  19. Sucks to have hot bats, beating Tennessee and Arkje., then shit talking about how they they were going to come to the Dischamd take the series. Lololololololololol
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