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William Bludworth

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  1. Justus Terry literally stood there and that mf'er just bounced back off of him lol
  2. Dude, Sark is...maddening to endure. I'm not even old enough to be having strokes, and yet Sark will change that. He's my ex-wife, but with generational wealth and a dick.
  3. I saw 2 blocks in the back. Where them flags at? Dipshits
  4. Yeah. Like, he'll go up, and come down, just without the ball.
  5. Dude, that's been all year. We'll have a 39 yarder and someone will get called for some stupid shit that hasn't been called since 1974
  6. Flag down, huh? Only on us
  7. Oh, so that's why we keep throwing to Wingo. Good job, Sark! Dumbass!
  8. It's absolutely hysterical they're undefeated and still need help getting into the CCG LULZ
  9. All I want with my beer is to see Marcel Reed come out with a peg leg in the second half
  10. Are you agreeing with him, or are you responding that you too are a scientists yourself?
  11. Did you see two of their DBs literally tackle Wingo and get nothing? Even the announcers were flummoxed.
  12. I have feeling a lot of families of players will be calling Morgan & Morgan after the game because of our factory made turf from some Chinese Provence
  13. Does anyone else ever wonder what Vasek would look like if he had working limbs and played football? Me too. Me too. Cause Burke is fucking awesome. The Anti-Britt Hager
  14. Owens has the balance of a coked up hooker walking towards her third car ride.
  15. No hyperbole, but Marcel Reed is built like my 4 year old nephew. But he's not black. That's the only difference. And he's not 20. Just minor tweaks.
  16. Well, we can't give away our only weapon immediately. We still need him to have gas to go in the 4th to step on their hearts and dicks.
  17. See that, aggy kicker? That's how you get it done. Enjoy your Burt Auburn
  18. Elko may have figured out the side to side shit, but he can't figure out Wisner. Nether can ou. Yummy.
  19. God damn! Wisner gonna will us to another win again over there yokels
  20. Wisner is weirdly more athletic and shifty this year. Love it.
  21. I do not, but I will try and go back when halftime gets here and find it.
  22. We say this every year. At some point even science can't keep track with it. I'm hoping at some point we have a single receiver touch an opposing player and they collapse into an event horizon, so that way at least something went right.
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