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William Bludworth

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  1. I think I'm beginning to crack Sark's code to WR recruiting. - sign highly rated WR who can't catch - get portal WR that someone else taught to catch - profit
  2. I know I've been there
  3. Yeah, but not consistently. Theirs work each week. They have hands, not hooks.
  4. Oh, Arch is dog shit so far. Let's hope he can get it turned around in the second half. We've done pretty well in the second half
  5. I hate it, but I love their WR's more than all of ours. All of them. Ours are dog shit, except for Mosley.
  6. Bro, dude just landed backwards and was in total shock. Terry is a big mfer, but I didn't realize he didn't have to work outside of flexing and people just fall down
  7. Had he caught it I would be more amazed than if science found evidence of another universe with the cure for HIV.
  8. OK, I'll be back. I'm gonna go commit femicide on my neighbor's fat wife. She can take the knife impact.
  9. Justus Terry literally stood there and that mf'er just bounced back off of him lol
  10. Dude, Sark is...maddening to endure. I'm not even old enough to be having strokes, and yet Sark will change that. He's my ex-wife, but with generational wealth and a dick.
  11. I saw 2 blocks in the back. Where them flags at? Dipshits
  12. Yeah. Like, he'll go up, and come down, just without the ball.
  13. Dude, that's been all year. We'll have a 39 yarder and someone will get called for some stupid shit that hasn't been called since 1974
  14. Flag down, huh? Only on us
  15. Oh, so that's why we keep throwing to Wingo. Good job, Sark! Dumbass!
  16. It's absolutely hysterical they're undefeated and still need help getting into the CCG LULZ
  17. All I want with my beer is to see Marcel Reed come out with a peg leg in the second half
  18. Are you agreeing with him, or are you responding that you too are a scientists yourself?
  19. Did you see two of their DBs literally tackle Wingo and get nothing? Even the announcers were flummoxed.
  20. I have feeling a lot of families of players will be calling Morgan & Morgan after the game because of our factory made turf from some Chinese Provence
  21. Does anyone else ever wonder what Vasek would look like if he had working limbs and played football? Me too. Me too. Cause Burke is fucking awesome. The Anti-Britt Hager
  22. Owens has the balance of a coked up hooker walking towards her third car ride.
  23. No hyperbole, but Marcel Reed is built like my 4 year old nephew. But he's not black. That's the only difference. And he's not 20. Just minor tweaks.
  24. Well, we can't give away our only weapon immediately. We still need him to have gas to go in the 4th to step on their hearts and dicks.
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