Everything posted by turtlepond
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
It’s like a ZJ…if you have to ask, you can’t afford it…
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Goddammit, that movie….
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
$100 oil seems to cycle in harmony with aggy (recruiting and finishing of the tackle box 8-13th decks), too.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
What atrocious record would be enough to stop the alternate reality going on in Sheepville? If Sark fools around and puts up a 10 win season, will it even put a dent in their machine?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Well, if someone would ask him which Western is his favorite, we might be able to patch together the clues….
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Apropos….chicken fried ribeye at the Dallas Petroleum Club today, just because, it’s still not SD1 yet
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Are you related to FCB? Because, you seem like you suck….
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
No argument here. It was just a reference to ‘Archer’. I’m watching my kids and didn’t have time to attach the gif
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Are you TRYING not to get this thread to 1,000 pages? Because that’s how you don’t get this thread to 1,000 pages…
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Class is at what, 278 points? So, is Ketch telling us that this is the night he goes out to eat 278 Buffalo wings, as an appetizer? FGK 🙂
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Can someone have the thujone boner chart on standby, all weekend maybe??
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Would you like to tell us what you’d like on your tombstone? And so you don’t die intestate, how about offering to funnel any assets to the Burnt Ends program? It’s for a good cause 🙂
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Nah…dude doesn’t deserve any more publicity, but it’s got a shit eating grin on my face thinking about it, fo ‘sho plus, I’m running low on karma lately….
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Serious comment….I’ve got a child with Down Syndrome. unserious comment…my daughter is nowhere near as uncoordinated as D Rovell. He’s just got 17 left feet, no kneecaps, half of a hip and zero flexibility in any tendon or ligament in his body.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I’m 43, and I don’t know a single damned person that listens to the Fan. My boss and two coworkers, all over 60, listen to it all day long at the office as well.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
What he said….
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Yup. First rule of $9.95 club is always act like you’ve got scoop you’re holding on to. Second rule of $9.95 club is always act like fatass Ketch and blab something that wasn’t supposed to be mentioned.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Ask that jealous, ball gargling bitch Luigi(sp intentional) about how desperate aggy is and how much $ they had to fork over to buy the kid off.
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
That’s not weird, at all. I’ll be there…
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
Sorry to keep this segue going, but, I happened to drive past a Grandy’s near downtown Garland the other evening. I had no idea they were still still open. I also had no idea Garland has a “downtown” TLDR; Garland sucks, and tomorrow is Quinnsday
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Relevant, because I used to ski with a set of 189cm Volkl, but have switched over to 165cm Rossignol, because I’m not young any longer and hit hurts like hell when I fall now
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
Even more reason for his neighbor to walk my damned dog, no?
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
I’m going to Costa Rica right after Christmas. Any chance your neighbor could walk my dog for a few days while I’m out of town, while keeping me in the loop on Ewers and his UNT visit?
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention….
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
Kids in Southlake aren’t smoking weed. They have their parents $. They’re snorting lines of coke and whatnot