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turtlepond

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  1. If they can hurdle defenders like this kid does, I’ll hype the F out of them, too 🙂
  2. He’s 1inch shorter, but 20-ish lbs heavier than LeBron James. Freak of nature kind of talent.
  3. 6’7”, 270 lb TE???? W.T.F.????
  4. Is the mustard sold in Austin, or just online for now?
  5. As it is written, so shall it be.
  6. Indiana/Iowa/Purdue are all licking their chops to play against the NU defense…
  7. With North Dakota and Georgia Southern, this Nebraska team looks like a destined 6-6 ceiling team. And Thompson isn’t going to look this good once he meets an actual rush.
  8. I was kidding about Dak…but now, it’s turning into a Mandela effect kind of thing
  9. Huh… I would’ve guessed that’s Dak Prescott.
  10. 3D Chess. Andy Reid uses Mahomes’ contract and coerces him to buy Whataburger franchises to satisfy Reid’s own cravings for the Bacon Patty Melt…. Tuco Salamanca (Mahomes): Gus Fring (Andy Reid)
  11. Am I imagining things or did Bert Beveridge promise some big $ to go to this facility?
  12. No shit…I don’t know anything about him personally. And I’m hoping he’s a nice guy. But, man….
  13. He needs to learn how to take the fucking loss and move on like a man….good grief
  14. I guess the old ball coach didn’t get the memo. Some wonk on the internet named the starter at a noon press conference a couple of days ago.
  15. If there’s not a cross-promotion with Earl Cambell’s hot links, a new marketing position needs to be opened
  16. Does the backup QB get sent up to space to handle the asteroid hurling toward DKR?
  17. Silly sip, Klutch Sports is secretly working with Jimbo (all Hail King Jimbo) to throw the national media off their scent while the gigum BMAs are busy filling pillowcases of cash to drop at Nelson’s feet. The Loochador told us he’ll be giving his secret commitment at halftime of the Appalachian State game, once he sees how dagum awesome our home crowd is for this electrifying game.
  18. I wouldn’t wish that curse on anyone.
  19. Are his knee ligaments in good condition?
  20. Magic 8 ball— Are any posters going to be sober enough at the open practice to accurately assess which kid should be QB1?
  21. Cryler Murray was notorious for not giving one F about playbook study, in college. His new NFL contract mandates it, I think. My point- fuck ou. also, some kids just have the IT factor when they step into the spotlight. Maybe that’s how this kid is wired as well….or not.
  22. If Cam Williams can just go ahead and push Jones out of the boat altogether, that would be great. Thank you, Cam
  23. Preface- long-term memory has big wtf areas in it. so, when is the last time that Texas successfully schemed a 12 package? also, if someone like Omeire pops, does that change over to 11?
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