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Kyrie Eleison

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  1. the problem is the fucking incels over 40 get their information from other shitbags who are telling them any woman older than 22 is biologically timed-out and their vag has turned inside-out and looks like a Dairy Queen taco someone threw on the floor, and therefore said 40+ woman is no longer worthy of their micropeen. i'm being dead fucking serious, too.
  2. wife and i are outta here. see y'all on Planet Opiate, bitches.
  3. there's a nonzero chance Trump tries to cede Alaska back to Russia...
  4. Get off my road you fucking deadbeat kids!
  5. band name dibs on “Greg Abbott’s Paralyzed Penis”
  6. y'all really need to take a drive behind the Pine Curtain. mile after mile of mobile homes with a brand new $100K Ford F250 and $110K+ 21' Skeeter parked in front. priorities, my dudes...
  7. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMZVEN5uBX8/?igsh=MTBvZTZuMnh0d2ZyNw==
  8. i suspect he wouldn't give her the time of day other than maybe a passing head shot. they didn't occupy the same planet of ideas and theories.
  9. some of y'all might want to inquire into Popper's thoughts on the present age...
  10. "You make that fucking omelette you dirty whore!"
  11. …he turned me into a newt!
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