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Kyrie Eleison

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  1. where's the one for coprophilia?
  2. doubt he saw it coming...
  3. lol...disbarred? this is baby shit compared to the shit any random prosecutor pulls all the fucking time in every one of Texas' 254 counties. here's the deal with this one....someone, somewhere realized that they're right on the ass of the statute, and tried to get the Autistic Wonderbunch (aka "career assistant U.S. attorneys") to put this in front of a grand jury asap and those autistic fucks said "Fuck your face...shit case, shittier timing" because, you know, they can't see what's really going on...they're spectrum folk, a simpler people....who'll cut your mother sans emotions. anyways, the sitting guy refuses and now you're in a fucking bind b/c statute runs in 48 hrs. you're fired. "lawyer whore! you! you've never spoken truth to power, so get in there and fuck this particular guy now!" et al. Fine'
  4. it don’t matter. he’s going to pocket veto it while DOJ asserts investigative privilege bc they don’t need a bill anyway this is theatre for midterms so GOP reps can tell voters they voted to release the files and protecting CSA victims eyes in front, fellas…eyes in front.
  5. in Texas an open investigation is privileged information under Tex. R. Ev. however, they can waive it and hand it over, and if charges are filed they have to turn over pretty much ALL of it.
  6. you think politics could make a Louisiana classroom…worse? c’mon, my dude….
  7. they're following the LSU model for furiously shitting themselves by allowing politics into the henhouse , thus ensuring that no coach with any chops whatsoever would dare take the job...only they're applying it to academics (replace "coach" with "professor"). well played by the dicklickers...well played indeed.
  8. When yall get to hell, look way down in the bowels and you’ll see me…be sure to ask if I’m the one from the internet.
  9. imagine, flopping out in front of Trump, RFK and Oz... major fucking...stroke...of bad luck.
  10. heresy…
  11. farts are always funny...always.
  12. Matt Forney Matt Foley betcha dollars to donuts Forney also lives in a van down by the river.
  13. never heard of Forney until now, and i like to think i'm fairly well informed. but i see he’s got 17k followers, which isn’t nothing, but still…it’s a small voice despite how loud it trolls (and he apparently literally wrote a book on trolling). and i don’t think a lot of his target audience who isn’t onboard already would be too enamored with following the author of “Do the Philippines: How to Make Love to Filipino Girls in the Philippines” into the idealogical abyss. i mean i guess maybe a few don’t give a shit? but he’s not Trump in that regard. but we’ll see…who knows. the fact that we’re actually having this discussion is indicative of how fucked up things are, sadly.
  14. disagree, respectfully…. i do think the first instance that occurs that fits their agenda will pop some things off, but this particular occurrence can no longer be a “Remember the Alamo” rally cry without repercussions.
  15. ahem… add to this witch’s brew her either being perimenopause or postmenopause, which from all indications (and personal experience…good fucking gawd) she isn’t availing herself to any HRT regimen. it’s the rice added to her bowl of trauma gumbo that completes the meal. merely spitballing here, but iykyk. (as an aside, my lovely wife finally found a doc who understands what’s up with modern medicine re menopause and lined her out with ALL the HRT, and it’s been a fucking game changer in all facets for her/me/us. that shit works bigly)
  16. i assume you mean age at time of conception? b/c I’m convinced as i aged and my 3 boys aged they all became autistic as fuck when they turned 15 or so…saying and doing all sorts of crazy shit, destroying bathrooms, forgetting to wipe their ass or doing it on purpose in some attempt to “musk up.” fuck i don’t know, bunch of gross, ignorant, stupid ass autistic little shits. here’s the kicker: the two oldest are 25 and 23 and apparently grew out of it. yet i got older. the 19 y/o? autistic as fuck…ragamon dressing, no ass pulling, wanting to buy a $400 Ford Mustang to “fix up cheap” and farting in the clothes dryer before he dries his clothes little fuck. yet i got older. i need some science here, bro.
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