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Kyrie Eleison

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  1. Democrats are lacking a sensationalist, bomb throwing, truly funny mother fucker. hell we’re completely devoid of humor in general. someone who pops off and talks massive shit while truly not giving the first fuck about who gets shrapneled would go a long way toward helping mass the troops, then they turn over the reigns to a get-shit-done “i know people who’ll make your ass disappear” mean ol’ fuck kinda like LBJ who happened to have a massive wand between his legs and who has left a giant trail of hot bitches in his wake would be ideal. where are those fellas, you ask? well I’m right here and i am both. i alone can fix this.
  2. what? grab my nut, get screwed oww, here comes my Shoalin style
  3. if that's the case then i'm the most neurotic mothefucker in the galaxy...
  4. nothing surprising about that...MAGA is nothing more than a coalition of techbros, nationalistic evangelicals and libertarians.
  5. New Mexico right now…
  6. y’all being played. they know this will get tossed, but it’ll have served its purpose of distracting the minions glare at Trump for their now shittier lives, empty pantry and unemployment onto an already suspect judiciary he’s been subverting since day 1 and before. pay no mind to the squirrels…
  7. active addiction is a bugaboo. keep fucking that chicken, Pete. those of us that know…we see you for who you are.
  8. lol… https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGbuKUyAeot/?igsh=MXhkZ3AwdDhkeGJzeg==
  9. pfft...64 hours is a good warm up at my age. nowadays it takes me all night to do what i used to do all night.
  10. child's play...we would deuce on a paper plate, unscrew the a/c vent cover in the victim's dorm room, insert said plate of shit into the duct, and screw the vent cover back on. the howls and resulting chaos after the vic spent a full hour plus trying to locate the offending turd was somewhat comical. this method also works well in duck camps...
  11. personally having a hard time believing this is a sin...
  12. i would’ve onboarded you after you interviewed had followed his advice and bought “tiny” classified ads instead of those trucks you bought. but you didn’t. as one of the Cutco assistant regional sales manager over Tyler/Longview i have to trust you to do things the Cutco way instead of thinking you know better. i hope you’ve since learned your lesson
  13. smart to stay silent; the responding roar from the right would would distract them from looking in the mirror and create a common enemy. when your enemy is making a mistake, let them.
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