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  1. After the ladyboy monologue, I was riveted. The episodes seemed to fly by. Deep characters. Great writing and directing and classic moments throughout.

    That Chelsea got whacked was sad but thats the breaks. Do you need Grandpa from The Princess Bride to stop the story?

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  3. Don't have girls, and can't imagine any scenario where I would watch this.  But its been hard not to see this disaster coming.  Not the greatest marketing campaign.
    1.  They pissed off dwarfs by making a movie with dwarfs living in a cave (Dinklage)
    2.  They pissed off dwarfs by deciding to CGI the dwarfs rather than give acting jobs to dwarfs
    3.  Ziegler pissed off people who liked the original story.
    4.  Gadot pissed off people by taking a Pro-Israeli stance
    5.  Zegler pissed off people by taking a Pro-Palestinian stance.
    6.  Zegler pissed off MAGA by saying "may Trump supporters and Trump voters and Trump himself never know peace."
     
    And Mine Train is a B- roller coaster with too long of a line.  Just go do Thunder Mountain in half the time.

    LOTR successful depicted mythical dwarves, but this seemed more like Speedy Gonzales territory. They needed to retire this story.
  4. It looked like Lochlan was going to make a move on Piper and then skated backwards to throw out his idea to stick around with her.  He’s the baby and has probably grown up going between the older siblings.  He seems to be bent.  Saxon after acting like a real sex savant (of course I’ve had threesomes!”) sure retreated when Chloe said he was there to fuck her and cuck Gary.  
     
    if Victoria was as dependent on lorazepam as she portrayed, she would be batshit crazy by now.  Cold turkey withdrawal of benzos is sudden, terrible, and dangerous.  She would have called her doc and gotten him with the hotel doc to get a script.  Otherwise the story would have been Tim turning into a turnip and Vicky going manic .  Which might have been more interesting than visting the cult compound.  
    E8 better deliver or this will rank with the last True Detective.

    Hard disagree on the TD comp. That went off the rails quickly after 2-3 eps and was poorly paced, planned, cringy, and pointless. This past episode of White Lotus was excellent. It has some classic scenes and is well crafted.

    This past episode included more great Sam Rockwell scenes getting ambushed and having to improvise with the old lady. Again, amateur hour criminals. you’ll be disappointed if you’re expecting a Jason Bourne movie.

    Then Carrie Coon getting fucked (well) by the Russian and then being hit up for $10k only to be saved by the crazy girlfriend, and having to crawl out of the window bare ass, then realizing her luck. Carrie Coon is great in everything.



    This season has escalated and is delivering. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time.

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