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Posts posted by Eskimohorn
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Posting that you're down $3,200 after two days of historic drops. Yeesh.
Hes no longer a thousandaire-
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So in a way he was thinking about all of us when he pumped semen into Loreal.-
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Yeah, the humor overwhelms. Just saw it again and after the family photo, they jump in surprise seeing BJ there-
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Jon Scheyer looks like he personally strangles a few puppies to death every week just to stay in shape
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I'm rooting for Houston.
We lived in Houston. My father worked at MD Anderson and I do not like Duke, even though I walked on Senior Night for Duke Soccer a few years back.
Go Cougars.
Have it locked and loaded
Go Cougar High-
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He started avxhhol a swmesteer early, hw’ll probably graduate befpre he playshis laat game.
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Is this a joke? Dude has earned more than $30 million and just signed with the Chargers for $6.5 million. Caring about one’s career is maximizing your value and that goes for any of us. Why would he go earn $55k in the UFL so he can start?
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Timed it out so they would have the kid during the offseason.
Always thinking of the team.
So in a way he was thinking about all of us when he pumped semen into Loreal.-
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After some longer than necessary internet research, found Jennifer Reyna on KHOU. This thread needed a palette cleanser anyway. Otherwise it gets moved to the scat board.-
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Just watched top secret. This scene had me cracking up lol
Fine. Be an asshole.-
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Collies are ugly. Looks like a rat with hair.
Reveille’s a bitch. -
Video of Trump voters getting screwed by the Trump economy
https://www.threads.net/@ericgoonpowell/post/DH_5yjYzTCc?xmt=AQGzdEZuio68mzGEHrr5q5WqxpGi-WseGugKj74XnT7EwA-
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Had some interesting pre-super stardom movies in late 80’s.
The Man Who Broke 1000 Chains was great. I dont remember Kill Me Again that much but his wife Joanne Whalley was pure smoke show. -
Wonder. Imagine. Fervently wish. Let's not get persnickity over word choice here.
Persnickety? Who talks like that?-
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Concept of a tax cut.
Well lots of people are getting tax cuts next year. When you make less money, you pay less in taxes. Laid off federal workers must be rejoicing!-
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Don't have girls, and can't imagine any scenario where I would watch this. But its been hard not to see this disaster coming. Not the greatest marketing campaign.
1. They pissed off dwarfs by making a movie with dwarfs living in a cave (Dinklage)
2. They pissed off dwarfs by deciding to CGI the dwarfs rather than give acting jobs to dwarfs
3. Ziegler pissed off people who liked the original story.
4. Gadot pissed off people by taking a Pro-Israeli stance
5. Zegler pissed off people by taking a Pro-Palestinian stance.
6. Zegler pissed off MAGA by saying "may Trump supporters and Trump voters and Trump himself never know peace."
And Mine Train is a B- roller coaster with too long of a line. Just go do Thunder Mountain in half the time.
LOTR successful depicted mythical dwarves, but this seemed more like Speedy Gonzales territory. They needed to retire this story. -
RIP Gay Perry
His later work, highly recommend:
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Spartan
Wonderland (as Jon Holmes)
But seeing Top Secret and Real Genius for the first time in movie theaters was a treat and as a kid blew me away.-
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That's a sick April Fool's joke, right? I've learned to never say, "That can't happen" when it involves Trump, but there is no fucking way that can happen.
The most powerful Nazi warship since the Bismarck. Hopefully the admiralty sinks it before Musk’s seamen board. -
I said it probably four episodes ago, but this season just seems smaller all around. And more depressing.
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It looked like Lochlan was going to make a move on Piper and then skated backwards to throw out his idea to stick around with her. He’s the baby and has probably grown up going between the older siblings. He seems to be bent. Saxon after acting like a real sex savant (of course I’ve had threesomes!”) sure retreated when Chloe said he was there to fuck her and cuck Gary.
if Victoria was as dependent on lorazepam as she portrayed, she would be batshit crazy by now. Cold turkey withdrawal of benzos is sudden, terrible, and dangerous. She would have called her doc and gotten him with the hotel doc to get a script. Otherwise the story would have been Tim turning into a turnip and Vicky going manic . Which might have been more interesting than visting the cult compound.
E8 better deliver or this will rank with the last True Detective.
Hard disagree on the TD comp. That went off the rails quickly after 2-3 eps and was poorly paced, planned, cringy, and pointless. This past episode of White Lotus was excellent. It has some classic scenes and is well crafted.This past episode included more great Sam Rockwell scenes getting ambushed and having to improvise with the old lady. Again, amateur hour criminals. you’ll be disappointed if you’re expecting a Jason Bourne movie.
Then Carrie Coon getting fucked (well) by the Russian and then being hit up for $10k only to be saved by the crazy girlfriend, and having to crawl out of the window bare ass, then realizing her luck. Carrie Coon is great in everything.
This season has escalated and is delivering. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time.-
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White Lotus - HBO
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After the ladyboy monologue, I was riveted. The episodes seemed to fly by. Deep characters. Great writing and directing and classic moments throughout.
That Chelsea got whacked was sad but thats the breaks. Do you need Grandpa from The Princess Bride to stop the story?