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Sgt. Slaughter

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  1. Jokes on you. None of this is real. none of us went to UT. UT doesn’t exist. Football is a figment of your imagination. You’re now at your breaking point, here is your loss. Simulation is over.
  2. I wish I had subscriptions to all the $9.95s so I could cancel culture them.
  3. What I find hysterical about all of this is kids self-impose a deadline as if they’ve made a final decision, then allow a school to persuade them into changing their mind at the last moment. But instead of delaying the decision, they commit to the new leader.
  4. Most pussy on the internet since OnlyFans banned South Austin’s mom.
  5. I hardly think the world cares, but we would have been a lot more shocked if it weren’t for Fong.
  6. I hope the knee injuries don’t limit his transition into the adult film industry.
  7. Are the barrels actually filled with the lube we’re sending to Texags?
  8. Silly us. We will only discuss State of Texas prospects who have recently officially visited from here forward.
  9. Let me answer your question with a question. Does Anderson strike you as the type that would leave his team mid-tourney regardless of results?
  10. As you may know, Sarkisian follows the recruiting methodologies of Mack Brown and Charlie Strong religiously. He is notorious for implementing early visits and locking up the silent commits of the entire class at Junior Day, but not announcing the commitments until they have already completed their first semester at UT.
  11. Thank you for your service. Oh, and thanks for the military part too.
  12. If I were your therapist, we’d be spending the next session taking a deeper dive on this.
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