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Mitch Cumsteen

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  1. That's terrible. RIP. He was an amazing humanitarian and apparently a great dude... but I'm a little embarrassed to say that the first thing that popped into my mind was the "Who wants to sex Mutumbo?" story.
  2. Media Day is here! There is going to be a lot to unpack and I have lots of deep thoughts for later.... but holy shit Wemby is up to 235 lbs. He played at 210 last year. Go Spurs Go.
  3. And oral hygiene.
  4. RIP to a legend.
  5. Probably all of them. It don’t make a shit.
  6. Is being without your top 5 receivers bad? That seems bad to me.
  7. And Jeremiah Smith at Ohio State.
  8. It looks like the transfer from Utah will be the guy. He started 8 games for Utah last year. I'm not sure why he wasn't playing already. While there is certainly a reason he's running 3rd string, I can't imagine the difference between him and Shanahan is all that great. He's at least an upperclassman and has some experience. The A&M/Arkansas game is always such a weird shitshow. Both teams do multiple stupid things for three quarters, and then Arkansas always seems to find a way to shoot themselves in the dick at the end to lose. If there were ever a year for the Hogs to get over on A&M, you would think this is it. Arkansas can move the ball. They have the best offense that A&M has seen so far (low bar) and Bobby Petrino running a wide open system going up and down the field on them would be serious comedy. But who knows which Arkansas team is going to show up week to week? They didn't play well against Auburn, but got 5 turnovers and pulled out the win. They dominated the stats against Oklahoma State and somehow found a way to lose.
  9. Four days later, still have Put the Blame on Mame stuck in my head.
  10. I still haven’t given up on Rudy Gobert.
  11. He’s got a 44% completion rate and had less than 90 yards passing in the two games they played against teams with a pulse (Kansas and Houston). Brent Venables, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
  12. See... this is where you're wrong. No coach is better after an inexplicable loss as a big favorite with an overwhelming talent advantage than Mack Brown. Then again, nobody has had as much experience at it.
  13. There is lots of naked Demi Moore and naked Margaret Qualley, although I don't know how much of each is real and how much is prosthetics/CGI. You could always bail after the first half of the flick. I wish I had.
  14. Yo Double H, I prefer to refer to him as, "The Tuzz".
  15. All flips are not created equal in my eyes. Flips when coaching changes happen or a team goes into the shitter are a little bit different than recruits flipping because they are divas. Ewers flipping to Ohio State when he saw that Tom Herman wasn't going to make it or Banks flipping when Christobel moved on or whatever the hell is going on at Florida State right now... those are business decisions.
  16. To all those portal issues with QB shopping, add: 6) Who in their right mind is going to want to play in that system? Disregarding the money for a minute, it's one thing for Jalen Hurts or Kyler Murray to come play in Lincoln Riley's video game heisman trophy offense. It's quite another to sign up for the Seth Littrell experience behind an iffy (and I'm being generous here) offensive line. Who is going to invest their NFL future in that? Their best bet for immediate success is to hire a new coordinator who has a transfer QB attached to him, like Lebby and Gabriel. I don't think time is necessarily on Venables side here, despite the contract extension. He went 6-7 in year 1 with the worst OU loss ever in the RRS. Last year he got fat at 10-3 on a shitastic schedule. They are only going to be favored against Auburn and Maine, and maybe South Carolina the rest of the way. So that puts them at 6 wins plus a bowl game? That ain't gonna cut it at a place that won 14 conference titles between 2000 - 2020. I can't see him having longer than next year to figure it out, and the schedule is going to be just as brutal.
  17. A couple of years? I intend to drag my tiny balls across your face for a full decade. Venables is the new Gibbs. You need to go through your Schnellenberger and Blake before you land on another great coach.
  18. Woj body not even cold yet and Adam Schefter is dropping NBA contract news.
  19. Would still be better than Lowell.
  20. Of all the unintended consequences of NIL, the concept of overpaying for busts out of high school and what it does to roster management was one I never saw coming. Yesterday I listened to one of the sooner post game pods posted upthread. I think the one with Thune? In any event, they came to the conclusion that Arnold’s struggles were due to the OU defense being so good that practicing against them destroyed his confidence. Seriously. Iron sharpens shit, I guess. It’s some next level fart huffing and I can’t imagine the gymnastics it takes to get there. The guy is a rs freshman in his fifth game playing in a mediocre system with a bad line and few playmakers. He’s been pretty bad but they aren’t helping him out at all.
  21. Yeah, this genre ain’t my thing. My wife picked it. I had no idea what it was about. Saw no trailers, nada. All I knew about it was Andie Mcdowell’s daughter was in it, and well… that was good enough for me.
  22. You guys are seriously underestimating the week to week SEC grind. Playing Moo State is the football equivalent of the Bataan Death March. Get your narratives straight. We sposed to be SEC now.
  23. I fucking hated this movie. I couldn’t wait for it to end. Grotesque and over the top don’t begin to describe it. But yes, Margaret Qualley is ridiculously hot.
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