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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. Replacing your kids with immigrants sounds like a great way to get your yardwork done for free
  2. If that's the voice you're hearing when you wake up handcuffed to the bed then you have made some very poor life choices
  3. Warning! Don’t let me into your bank lobby Not responsible if I rob you
  4. Burke's cousin is a regular at my dog park, and she gave me this. It's set in Houston in the 50s
  5. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that if you’re riding your bike on the streets of Houston neither it’s’ aerodynamics, your spandex unitard, nor your streamlined helmet are going to make a shit.
  6. Looks like a couple of New Hampshire white snakes
  7. Was Louisiana even a state then, hadn’t we just bought it from France?
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