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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. The plaintiffs should have him kidnapped and transported to some county that ends in stan.  Then, they can set up a website where people can pay to have various disgusting and painful things done to him.  That's probably the only way that they will ever see a dime.

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  2. Just got through ordering my OU tickets.  It was the usual shit show with the website.  Tried on my computer using Chrome several times to no avail.  Tried again using Edge to no avail.  Finally used my phone and got it to work.  The UT computer department must suck balls.  I went ahead and ordered some Arkansas tickets for jollies.

  3. 1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

    Any Texan desiring a lower alcohol macrobrew who isn't drinking Lone Star needs a reset.

    Do you mean the beer that is owned by Pabst Brewing Company and made under contract by Miller Brewing Company?

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  4. 13 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

    I think we’d all be wise to stop ordering fajitas and go back to the old school combo plates at little neighborhood places. 

    I've been going to the same family-owned neighborhood Tex-Mex place since I was in high school.  It's now my daughter's favorite Tex-Mex place.

  5. I think the yellow is a middle-aged sugar daddy trying to make conversation with a twenty-something sugar baby just before he gives up and takes her up to his room for 30 seconds of ecstasy

  6. 1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

    Man, you have to watch out for some of the sketchy pizza delivery guys though, at least here in Austin. I had to pull a gun on one last summer to put him in his place, because while my wife and I may have answered the door in very little clothing, that didn’t mean we were looking for some role playing with a pizza delivery guy, at least not with that pizza guy.

     

    That sounds like the plot for the world’s worst porn movie

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