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  1. And then showing Alabama's offensive coordinator...who isn't also the head coach or Oline coach...watching and calling plays from the booth...
  2. Ty Simpson is good
  3. Jonathan Gray, Malcolm Brown, Trey Hopkins and the rest of that OLine ain't walking through the door. Much less Blake Bell for them. But fuck ou. Somehow we're going to win this. 27-24
  4. Strong drive from Missouri. That RB looks legit. And Oline. I'm jealous. Of fucking Missouri.
  5. Nah. Sark and staff showed an asswater offense just to set up ou for today. The offensive genius is eleventy billion steps ahead of everyone.
  6. c. Surly explodes on Arch's first incompletion and "asswater" gifs are posted 14 consecutive times.
  7. Jellyfish right? For ol' spineless ou ... Wait, horizontal mushroom cloud. We're gonna nuke 'em sideways! No. Bent over shitting! Mateer is gonna have to change his drawers after this one! Either way I like it. The ambiguity of true art.
  8. I think it's more a movable object (ou line) vs. our stoppable force. We're due?
  9. I wouldn't say hand surgery is bullshit. Seems a little tricky to fake that. But I'm sure the severity of the affliction exists on a spectrum. Much like the ou fanbase. Either way, Simmons et al. need to Bomar whoever is back there. Often.
  10. Pierzynsky was a please-shoot-me broken record, but Amin was trying to out-Gus-Johnson Gus Johnson, and succeeded. Mainly because it's fucking baseball, AND YOU DON'T NEED TO YELL LIKE A HYSTERICAL TAYLOR SWIFT FAN AFTER EVERY EXTRAS INNING ENDING OUT!1!1
  11. 10 hours later and AJ is still "sorry but you can't let Naylor beat you" ... "sorry but" ... "sorry but" ...
  12. What a damn duel that was.
  13. Game. Mariners.
  14. Don't fucking walk it in. It wouldn't be right.
  15. I think this is it. Mariners walk it here.
  16. BRB I need to make breakfast.
  17. Eyes heavy. Palms sweaty. Mom's spaghetti. Somebody just score at this point.
  18. Toronto may win Game 1 by 30 runs. Winning team here will have to start a position player pitching.
  19. That was a nasty comeback
  20. Dirk Dingler double
  21. Goddamn this fucking Adam Amin or whatever his name is. Stahp.
  22. Flaherty causing cardiac arrests all over Michigan. Holy fucking shit another DP
  23. Dude someone talk to this guy. Where's the mound meeting?
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