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gofuckyourself

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  1. Hey we got another call. Saved Marcus from making another out on the basepaths. I'm out on FailBurger. Fucking call up Crim. He's mashing at RR. Can't be any worse.
  2. Springs 6.5 ERA is sinking like a stone. Rangers are the equivalent of how our football team was for a while. Random struggling QB with a noodle arm comes in and looks like a Heisman winner.
  3. Damn just a little early Wyatt. Hey, we're not gonna be no-hit by Springs!
  4. I blinked and missed the new guy's contribution. Hopefully 2nd time through on this pitcher. His last few outings: ER 5 4 3 3 4 Two of the above were the White Sox.
  5. Jake "Fastball Killer" Burger doing his thing and weakly popping up that wicked 90mph at the edge of the plate. Maybe move forward dude.
  6. I don't have the sound on at work. Would "love" to hear the announcer excuses for how that happened.
  7. Graphic: Springs has a .432 BAA on his fastball. So for some reason we're taking every damn one right down the middle so far.
  8. 108mph but it's still an out. Let's go (suppressing tears) bats! We got this!
  9. Oak pitcher 6+ ERA and uses fastball primarily. Prepare for 4 hit shutout and a steady diet of sweepers.
  10. Even shadow can't be bothered. Don't blame him. Something called a Barnhart catching and hitting 9th. He hit .173 with 6 RBI last year in 31 games, so he'll fit right in.
  11. They don't make backdrops tall enough for Wemby
  12. Burger with a chance to top off his shit sandwich. And he does. Murphy "a four game series is hard to win, even at home." Um, how about for the other team? Is it hard too?
  13. "Rangers need baserunners." Well, they had them all game. Didn't help.
  14. Lol That will probably do it. I'm guessing we don't have an 8 run inning tonight.
  15. Lol. So predictable. It's the series we played in Sac all over again.
  16. Ok. First two again. Bombi is gonna come through.
  17. Maybe Jake needs to change his brand of gum.
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