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  1. Edited to add, because we need to lock this dude up whenever that is slated to happen
  2. Elite defense (and not just because Leody is gone) and elite pitching. Maybe we can start a stretch of elite hitting against the Astros https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/rangers/2025/05/14/bruce-bochy-explains-whats-behind-the-texas-rangers-elite-defense-in-2025/
  3. Real talk. The city is mirroring the sinking Astros and their fading, stolen glory Houston ranks as fastest-sinking city, new study finds https://abc13.com/post/is-houston-sinking-study-claims-space-city-among-28-cities-us-seeing-significant-rates/16393579/
  4. Pretty good 1990s Geocities-style website there. But you left out a few rotating, flashing Astros logos and the tiled cloud background.
  5. Calm down dude, you missed the feel good point at the end. After you get run over by a half-assed, untested robotic driving system that is plowing through all common sense before it plows through pedestrians, help is on the way! "The report also mentions that Tesla has been working with local emergency services in Austin to develop intervention plans in order to avoid causing issues if its autonomous vehicles fail."
  6. American People, the environment, future generations, etc. The Environmental Protection Agency delays limits on PFAS in drinking water https://www.npr.org/sections/shots-health-news/2025/05/14/nx-s1-5398061/the-environmental-protection-agency-delays-limits-on-pfas-in-drinking-water
  7. Found the translation. Also to be a forthcoming Papal Bull: "In the spirit of hope, and to provide relief to those unfortunate souls suffering under the tyranny of the evil one, we pray and ask for God's divine assistance in exorcising the demon in Dallas Texas that is known as Jerry Jones. "Exorcizo te, immunde spiritus, in nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti, ut exeas, et recedas ab hoc famulo. [cue increasingly dramatic organ music and a faint baby's cry] "In nomine Patris, et Filii, , et Spiritus Sancti." Then Jerry Jones may or may not get ambushed while getting a massage in Vegas. TBD
  8. Nah. It's in alignment with the new and improved FTC purpose: The FTC's mission is protecting the public from deceptive or unfair business practices ... unless that mission takes money out of some CEO's and shareholders pockets. Then, just joshing, fuck them consumers.
  9. Sweep. About the only acceptable outcome against that team. Evens up the season run differential too. Now we put the pedal down and punish the cheaters. deGrom vs Hunter tomorrow. Must see TV.
  10. Bases loaded no runs. An Ecker throwback.
  11. 6 straight Ks for Corbin. I know it's Colorado, but Maddux may need a statue soon.
  12. She got closer to the pool so that if he drifts near she can eat him.
  13. Likely. If I was bored enough I'd try calculating that out. I did wonder what our reliever ERA, sitting at 3.85, would be without "closer"Luke in the mix. We may find out but I think he's day-to-day.
  14. Rangers starters have a 2.96 ERA Lonestarball says that's the first time under 3 in Rangers history, or I assume this late in the season.
  15. "Boldly iterating" Yes, so courageous to revert safely back to what worked just fine for 50+ years and didn't need changing in the first place. Hollywood yet again inspires me to aspire to live so boldly.
  16. He'll be wrestling with putting on headphones. Whoa!
  17. But the point being made was "creating superteams" and that San Antonio was for some reason selected out as a superteam by the NBA in 1997, and was gifted Duncan after being gifted Robinson just like it's perceived Dallas was gifted Flagg yesterday. In 1997 the odds were #1 Boston and #2 San Antonio, and having Duncan in Boston and Shag/Kobe in LA would have been easily accomplished, and more importantly vastly preferred, by Stern/NBA. By roughly 10,000% A new Boston/LA rivalry would have brought way more eyeballs, love and hate, than a "superteam" in S.A. of all places. But hey, I'm damn happy it went down the way it did and that the NBA is still tilting all the odds for my favorite superteam.
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