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  1. Just in terms of interacting. He's refusing anything and everything. Although I found it odd he decided to answer the phone that many times. I guess just in case. To Carol's credit, she knows she needs to solve and use them in order to destroy them.
  2. We know Paraguayan guy is more hardcore than Carol. He's probably not going to be banging body snatchers on Air Force One.
  3. If Giannis can take 6 steps Fox can take 5. Hush up Hawks.
  4. Hell yes. This is better. I know it's the Hawks without Young and the Grizzlies without Morant but these guys without Wemby, Castle AND Harper are impressing. JONES GARCIA!
  5. And by slightly I mean they may start taking points off the scoreboard soon.
  6. This lineup is slightly offensively challenged.
  7. Nobody watching? Sochan and Jones Garcia out here competing for player of the week awards.
  8. Well that was a fun damn ending. Vic who? Just kidding.
  9. Sark believes, despite all evidence indicating otherwise, that his game plan will work. He runs the same plays repeatedly. It was the QB spin ballerina. The long bomb attempts to Worthy. The overly complicated reverses to Niblett and Wingo. Just over and over and he can't simply scheme or create reliable plays. If reliable plays work, he goes away from them. It's bad.
  10. @Pato del Muerto? Damn.
  11. I'd enjoy tech beating the shit out of aggy while the broadcast showed some Mike Leach quotes mocking their military cosplay. Then tech losing by 80 in their next game. As for ou I'd enjoy the entire ou team and campus being picked up by the first ever EF9 tornado with 400 mph winds and getting deposited somewhere, somehow, in the Van Allen belt never to be heard from again.
  12. Don't forget Tom Brady, Marshawn Lynch, Troy Polamalu, Anthony Muñoz, Junior Seau, Larry Allen ... an endless list of soft, loser West Coast kids. When will college coaches finally figure out what Helobious knows?
  13. But tied with conf. opponents with 4 rushing TDs. That's an exciting plot point for these last two games!
  14. I'd watch a Dr. Spaceman spinoff. Liz, I believe doctor-patient confidentiality is a two-way street. I'm cheating on my wife. Now, Mrs. Jordan, I've already administered the epidural, so... would you like one as well? Guaranteed to end erectile dysfunction, these are the sweet sounds of Dr. Leo Spaceman's "Love Storm," an ultra-strength audio re-boneulator. I should start by saying that I can’t personally help you conceive. Something happened to me while scuba diving. Tracy, I don't know how to say this ... Dee-Uh-Bay-Tees This is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.
  15. Someone go find Bo Davis.
  16. Except that Wisner averaged 6 when Sark quit running, when we were still in the game. He had a four or five yard run to start the 2nd half. The one bad play. And then Sark stopped running it. Sark even said we're running the ball well. Then he quit. But he's an offensive genius and a great playcaller who hasn't forgotten how to call plays. The announcers said so.
  17. I'd say give one to Sark but he's probably already shaving points.
  18. Jesus Manning got demolished there. He's tough as shit. Imagine if a QB and offensive guru could coach him.
  19. Coach K? No. If we had a real head coach and an OC then our defense wouldn't be stressed and eventually broken.
  20. Yep. Feels like Sark peaked here the last two years. He had an all-time dominant defense and couldn't scheme or coach the offense and top players to take advantage. And his shittastic play calling just continues game after game after game.
  21. Or maybe hire an offensive coordinator who runs the ball. Sark calls one run every third series. He bails on the run pretty much every game outside of OU Tre still has a 4.1 rushing average this game. He has 8 carries.
  22. Counterpoint: He could coach our team better.
  23. That's ballgame. Out coached. That includes Kirby's gamesmanship and sly tricks. All shit that Sark can't pull off in his wildest dreams. And yet another disappointment after a fucking bye week.
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