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  1. Appropriate stock forecast since when it rains I believe the Cybertruck transmission locks up in neutral
  2. Texas A&Mammalians Nurturable
  3. More than 3 runs and Martin pitching? The steroids and horse tranquilizers are working.
  4. Lineups are just randomly flipping switches hoping one of them turns on the lights. Problem is the main circuit is off.
  5. Per Grant. I didn't even think it was this bad. Seems impossible in fact.
  6. A complete game from Patrick Corbin of all pitchers. And lose 2-0. Please have Mike Maddux coach the offense too.
  7. I thought the game started at 6:30. I see we're down already and being no hit with 5 Ks by a guy with a 5.5 ERA.
  8. Correction. An emo, titty milk drinking hermit. Just what everyone was clamoring to see.
  9. I don't know much about trades and NBA salary economics, but with the Spurs as the new destination franchise, I see it playing out like this: Just before the draft, Flagg refuses to play in Dallas. A three way trade sends Lively and AD to Phoenix. We give Phoenix our #14. Spurs get Durant. Dallas gets Suns 2045 2nd rounder, Vassell, and a subscription to the Churro of the Month club for the #1 pick to SA. Nico reminds irate fans that "it's the gift that keeps on giving."
  10. Easy answer is hitting if they want to compete this year. But it feels like the bats are the bats at this point. If they do hit, it's 5 hits, 3 solo homers and we lose 4-3 because no one outside of Smith maybe is a "get on base" type of player. They'll have a breakout game once every three weeks, then nothing. Corey getting a hit again would be nice. If he gets going along with Semien and Burger maybe that gets everyone believing. But now Wyatt is off and Jung isn't great and Smith is struggling some, etc. All year they've been bad with RISP. Arms are getting stretched further and further. Martin is out, probably for good this time (again). Garcia has showed more cracks in the armor lately. The bats have to wake up by eating Wheaties, gettin' 'roids or voodoo or whatever. It's not putting together strings of hits, or sometimes even 1 or 2 hits total, being anti-clutch, etc. They're not "out" of it but they feel out of it, like last year. I think they should sell, and should have last year also. Either way, thank Bochy for squeaking in in 2023, doing incredible bullpen management and getting that flag. Re-boot for 2026.
  11. There's no chance they fire Bochy, he's done at the end of the year anyway and will be hanging with his grandkids. Maybe he's checked out. Who knows. Watching that clusterfuck yesterday in real time was torture. Just knowing it's going to happen. It rivaled the clown show game in San Fran with the Ramos "home run." It is getting difficult to pick the "worst loss" these days. Correct on the mistake of not moving Burger to 1st in the 9th. He's vastly better there than Smith, who is being asked to play everything but catcher and ballboy these days. But then there's Jung's brain freeze, the pitcher's brain freeze and not covering 1st immediately (again), Semien's brain freeze in not throwing home after that. It was something to see.
  12. Hope CY is ready to take some calls. This team isn't serious.
  13. Un fucking believable. Yet not really.
  14. Garcia making it stressful and now Caminero up. Awesome.
  15. Marcus is going to win the batting title at this rate.
  16. Why Carter? Osuna would've done better than that.
  17. Jonah won't be walking right for a while.
  18. Hey, let's get crazy and score two or more runs this inning.
  19. Nice! Sit down. That was an impressive recovery.
  20. He tried to. Thanks for swinging. Nice snag Jonah.
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