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  1. Spotted 100 mph perfect, ball Missed 97 make up call. Roof open, evil spirits can escape. Haggerty time!
  2. Roof's open. Paging @AbeFroman PR team says it's just to let out the offensive stink.
  3. Sitting Adolis. But Semien there instead of Smith. Sure. Broadcast showing 2011. Gee, thanks. Imagine having even 25% of that offense. Sigh.
  4. They should try it. Every few games they'd stumble into a pitcher where that fucked with his head and he walked in a run or two before getting pulled. Also when I'm hitting coach: "Ok fellas, gather 'round. I'd like you familiarize yourselves with the Arozarena HBP Method. He's already got 10 this year and led the league with 22 last year. Let's get beaned."
  5. ^ and ended at that on a cross-eyed ump call Also Judge nodding to Wash after multiple IBBs and Wash's reaction is pretty great: judge-wash.mp4
  6. Maybe Rockies affiliate. The Rockies definitely stayed the Rockies.
  7. My tin foil hat theory is something happened at Colorado last year. They got swept and Semien and most of the team basically went to shit after that. Wins, losses, hitting, stats. 2-14 stretch starting with that series. Bats went real shitty. It doesn't look like sweeping them this year reversed the Colorado curse.
  8. Things you'd never think were possible from a Rangers staff: Rangers SP have allowed 3 runs or less in 19 consecutive games. That's a franchise record, per Rangers PR. The team is 9-10 in those games.
  9. Series lost. Can't give up 2 runs twice and expect to win those.
  10. 1 for his last 19 I think. That's a hot streak for Semien.
  11. "This game is not about the Rangers pitching" No shit? This guy is really insightful.
  12. We're past frustrating into straight depressing as shit.
  13. Maybe we'll score bottom 8 again. Or Jays will gift us again. Something. Anything.
  14. Great AB Garcia. Good lord. "Brutal night 'tonight' for the offense" "Tonight"?
  15. Victory keeps dropping the strike zone overlay.
  16. Take a seat. Maybe we'll score now. Also maybe Alexandra Daddario will stop by my place tonight.
  17. Corey's stance is even wider now. One foot still on the on deck circle.
  18. Mahle is ridiculous. I'm sacrificing a chicken shortly. C'mon bats.
  19. Burger and Dolis just watching FBs right down the middle and Semien first pitch fly out. Deja vu all over again. Looking forward to what we get for Mahle at the deadline.
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