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  1. Yeesh. Straight out of the How to Strikeout Adolis playbook.
  2. Good start. Keep the hits going. Seager is overdue to smash one.
  3. Nice 123. Let's make this guy feel like he's back at Round Rock.
  4. I thought of Tex Cobb's intro from Raising Arizona first But really it's this:
  5. The Tetas and Ashos design team is ramping things up.
  6. Damn. I missed both offense explosions this week. I should probably stay away. But I want to experience it when Evan wins the Triple Crown.
  7. Maybe the babysitter had to leave to get her lucky hat.
  8. https://deadline.com/2025/06/spaceballs-2-casts-rick-moranis-bill-pullman-keke-palmer-1236431204/ I really thought it made more than $40. But that also explains why it took so long to greenlight a sequel.
  9. Robotaxis are already a thing of the past Rattaxis are the future.
  10. Spoiler Alert: Unless there is a once-in-a-century type of global pandemic, things do not "fall the right way" for them.
  11. And back when I was a surly(er) teen and 20-something, Ministry was the go-to bring it Top of that list:
  12. This is a smooth take on the "Try to stop me and I'll still make it" theme. "I don't worry about people in my face, I hit 'em with the style and grace and watch their ankles break" And a throwback to "old" Austin (for me). RIP Jonny Walker.
  13. Nice! We get a pretty good player AND $10 off the next kicker.
  14. Most lumber you can get. Pretty epic.
  15. Minor CSB: I was taking summer class at UT when the instructor said a local production was looking for extras. The movie was going to be done by "the Beavis and Butthead creator." So I (aka my car at that time) was immortalized in the opening sequence of Office Space as Ron Livingston loses his shit seeing all of us extras drive by him. Pretty cool way to make a few hundred bucks. I also volunteered to be an extra as he drives into his home at the "Morningwood Apartments" Sadly, I got cut from that scene.
  16. Appropriate stock forecast since when it rains I believe the Cybertruck transmission locks up in neutral
  17. Texas A&Mammalians Nurturable
  18. More than 3 runs and Martin pitching? The steroids and horse tranquilizers are working.
  19. Lineups are just randomly flipping switches hoping one of them turns on the lights. Problem is the main circuit is off.
  20. Per Grant. I didn't even think it was this bad. Seems impossible in fact.
  21. A complete game from Patrick Corbin of all pitchers. And lose 2-0. Please have Mike Maddux coach the offense too.
  22. I thought the game started at 6:30. I see we're down already and being no hit with 5 Ks by a guy with a 5.5 ERA.
  23. Correction. An emo, titty milk drinking hermit. Just what everyone was clamoring to see.
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