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BurntOrangeCrush

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  1. I would be disappointed with my kid as well if he was carrying proof that he was a member of the Schutzstaffel in his wallet...
  2. Lauren Compton
  3. Aggy 2025: Be it Buffets or Croots, the Melkman Cometh
  4. That dude better stock up on the Xanax because it ain't getting better any time soon...
  5. Texas 40 Washington 34 Penix 328 yards 4 tds 2 picks
  6. So I assume that these recruits currently work at Pizza Hut?
  7. I really don't know very much at all about Fisch. My first look is that he hasn't accomplished a lot to generate excitement if he is hired. I promise I don't know Looch personally, but I have a gut feeling that he will set me straight with his unmatched written word on not only the value of this hire, but how much of an idiot I am if I don't see a Natty in the near future with this hire. I may be wrong
  8. Texas 44 Tech 28 469 yards passing
  9. This is sunshine pumping only. The correct statement should read "10 wins is fucking awesome. We will stomp a fucking mud hole in sand aggy and then do the same to whatever unlucky team has to face us in the Big 12 Championship game. And Yormark can eat a dick". You're welcome 😎
  10. Texas 30 ISU 19 401 yards offense
  11. I hate that we keep giving up leads, but I just take any road win however we can get it. Maybe it's because I'm old and have seen so many highs and lows in my 50+ years, and the last 13 years have been fucking embarrassing. So I will take 9-1, be happy as hell and pray that somehow Sark can prove all of his doubters wrong (me included). It could be worse. I could be an aggy Hook 'em
  12. Texas 40 Horny Toads 20 286 rushing
  13. Texas 30 KSU 28 322 punting yds
  14. Were they eating chips and slamming RC Colas?
  15. Texas 44 BYU 16 23 for 346
  16. Texas 55 Cougar High 27 333 yds. passing
  17. Good one, AggieRob. Call the burn unit...
  18. I don't want to be that guy, but I reluctantly agree with you
  19. Texas 41 Ou 27 187 yards rushing
  20. Texas 52 KU 23 UT gives up 368 yards
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