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Park Gothic

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  1. Wounded duck and calculator talk not going away.
  2. He's not great in coverage either. But he's veteran, he's got a good attitude, and his motor is awesome. I don't mind him being in there, but I wish one of the younger guys would overtake him so he doesn't have to be more than quality depth.
  3. I assume it's because all that "t.u." shit appeals to emotionally stunted manchildren who, coincidentally, are the same type of people who rage quit the entire internet when their favorite sports team is down bad. I'm sure there were plenty of posters on that board in the preseason for the ride up the rollercoaster but who immediately bailed after the loss to ND. Right now, most of the people on TexAgs are actual college football fans who at least have an inkling of how bad they are and how good we are. I'm sure the fairweather Ags will all come flooding back if A&M wins 2/3 during the Arkansas-Missouri-MSU stretch.
  4. I need a Jomboy style lip reading. Pretty sure I saw "are we ready to fucking go" and "fuck these motherfuckers" in couple of spots.
  5. I'm not sure if you're being tongue in cheek, but there's some validity to this last point. It's still early in the season and these rankings are as much a product of who these teams have played as what their offenses can do. Arkansas at 8th and Miss. State at 67th are the biggest indicators of this issue. I expect those offenses to struggle as the season goes on and people remember how to play Petrino's and Lebby's systems. All of that being said - the offenses we'll face this season are pretty below average. How weird is it that we moved to the SEC and it seems like our schedule got easier?
  6. Putting aside my lingering frustrations with Brown, his friends and family need to sit him down and tell him it’s time to hang up his spurs. It’s just sad at this point. He’s a charming grandpa who doesn’t know how to run a program or hire a staff. And just a bad coach to boot. He could still carve out a nice little niche in the Chapel Hill community with whatever goodwill is left. But he won’t do that on his own and it just gets more pathetic and painful every season.
  7. And they still can’t tell the difference between the bags they were dropping under Jimbo and actual NIL. Hilarious. Fucking rubes.
  8. Y’all keep it up
  9. Perfect timing
  10. Orange teams coached by fat fucking retards > red teams coached by rape apologists
  11. You ain’t Mahomes, kid!
  12. Because they built themselves a throne in the Big 12 and then cried and bitched when we took it from them using their own rules. So they took their ball and went to the B1G like the crybaby bitches they are. Fuck them.
  13. Hitler had hair, so I guess any haricut can be a nazi haircut. Only bald men can be trusted.
  14. I was discussing this with a buddy at lunch. After thinking about it, the best passing attack we'll face is probably UGA. They're not bad, but they're not 2023 UW either. He also made the point that our secondary faces a "real test" in practice. Even if there isn't a great passing team on the schedule, the secondary is still having to defend against one of the best QB and WR rooms in the country every day.
  15. Seeing Madden Faraimo, Devin Sanchez, and Dorian Brew listed in the "no" column is a bit heart breaking. But the young talent in the backfield has looked pretty good so far (despite the lack of a real test), so maybe our resources and efforts are better spent shoring up other parts of the field. Still. It would be nice to get Sanchez. He's going to be a monster.
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