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runthebone

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  1. Damn fuck shit
  2. Well, I'm sure Hinch remembers slider slider slider slider slider hanging slider fastball
  3. Smart, this gives Alvarez a couple minutes more rest.
  4. Hope Skubal throws a first pitch fastball to Altuve. That is a good idea.
  5. That's Yordan Alvarez's music!! I was actually thinking of Willy Wonka also.
  6. Yordan can hobble out using his bat as a cane, flip a pitch into the Crawford Boxes, then take three minutes to circle the bases.
  7. At $35.89, they are probably only need to sell 3 million to cover his contract.
  8. Do you happen to know his surly handle?
  9. I think I still have the 2001 Opening Day Astros cap with the Enron logo at my parents' house. Shit, my mom probably threw it away, who am I kidding.
  10. He was pretty pleasant when my son and I met him at the Reds Hall of Fame last summer. (But it was pretty obvious he is actually kind of an ahole) (But RIP)
  11. There is going to be no ozone over downtown.
  12. No downside to putting Alvarez on the roster. Nobody worth a damn to take the spot.
  13. Blanco has to be one of the pitchers in the bullpen
  14. Too bad that game didn't go 23 innings.
  15. So we don't even know if Ewers is alive right now.
  16. Does Jesus hate salads?
  17. Don't watch the Arrighetti start in June
  18. I hope it's not two shitty soft throwing rookie lefties.
  19. You'd have to think Hinch's inside info on two top starters like Verlander and McCullers could be a huge advantage.
  20. I was just thinking what if he never gets another chance.
  21. If it goes to game 3, watch Hinch not use Skubal after he's warmed up in the bullpen.
  22. The Tigers can suck my dick
  23. I bet Altuve has eaten at least 10 chicken fingers by now
  24. Fuck them and their Bag of Dicks.
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