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bad_teammate

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  1. "Drive a VW! I don't, but you should!"
  2. We've only gotten 8 pages out of this hire. Coach O would already be like 20+ more pages. How many pages is Baker really going to get us going forward? MAYBE like one or two for the whole season. O would be at least 5+ per week and probably a whole, active thread when said fingerbanging rumors surfaced. Photoshopping people into this clothing line. It's like you don't even CARE about content.
  3. My worries, in order: 1 - Sark's pre-game outfits for 2024 season (what will recruits think? are they SEC-ready? did Shilo and Shedeur model them first?) 2 - The Station status pre-T+1 (or whenever): lit or nah? 3 - NFL draft landing spots for Longhorn players vis-a-vis jersey colors and my eye color 4 - Nike shoes for fan release (supportive enough for my pronation issues? will young people do that "what are those?" thing at me?)
  4. We Have No Insight And We Must Post This hire is an information vacuum, and all vacuums must be filled. So we fill it with our inane ramblings, insecurities, self-validations, and fears. Posting is the key. Posting is life.
  5. Here's a link that isn't just a VRBO ad. I like the part where Goldberg puts Deion in the category of Vince Dooley and Nick Saban with regard to "what he stands for". That playing for Sanders is a decision to shape the rest of your life in the same way. That's amazing. Little Goldberg, "Yeah so my dad called up the Colorado coaches..." *minutes later* Goldberg, "He hasn't leaned on me to do anything out of the ordinary in the recruiting process." Just tell the truth. "We're delusional celebrity types attracted to other delusional celebrity types!"
  6. With the slate of opponents we're facing in the SEC, I'm hoping we've got a gneiss amount set aside for coaches and a Spring portal transfer. We'll undoubtedly be facing stronger offensive limes.
  7. One of the things that makes the Fisher -> Elko transition so funny is that Fisher brought in big talent. on3 2016: 17 2017: 14 2018: 14 (Jimbo announced 12/17) 2019: 4 2020: 6 2021: 8 2022: 1 Do they think Elko will produce anything even close to that? Probably... we're talking about Aggies... Duke 2019: 48 2020: 57 2021: 54 2022: 57 (Elko announced 12/21) 2023: 60
  8. All on3-ranked 2024 OTs higher than this kid have already signed/enrolled.
  9. They just hired Jordan Peterson as their safeties coach. Will reinforce the victim mentality. (read in weeping Kermit J Frog voice) "I am the safeties coach. And to enact this properly I must teach the young men that the fundamental precept of 'safety' is ensured by male power and the masculine threat of and propensity towards violence, perpetually undercut and challenged by the feminine framework of rules and fair play..."
  10. I'll have YOU KNOW my GRANKIDS are the MOST adorable children on THE PLANET.
  11. "We saw you across the cookout and really like your vibe."
  12. All of Italy if Ferraris started being handed out to young black athletes
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