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bad_teammate

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  1. Maybe Freshwater is at his happiest when he has one coach's balls to lick to give him cover for flipping everyone else off. With Saban gone, Sark can be his new Daddy if/when Texas starts/keeps dominating.
  2. Bond Golden Bolden Anyone know a guy named Gond so we can complete the set?
  3. Fire Sark. 30 day window. Rehire Sark. Boom
  4. That's fine, my Bobby Layne should cover it.
  5. Looking the other way, it seems.
  6. We already have one whose stripper girlfriend's pole-dance-partner monkey bit a kid on Halloween. I mean, a Doctor of Neighborhood was there to save the day, but the powder keg of crazy we're already sitting on is formidable. And I fully support adding to it.
  7. I think Pole Assassin and Coach O would get along famously! Bring him in!
  8. Jimmy Sexton arriving at the Bama football complex to influence coaching moves. "I did not say this. I am not here."
  9. There are a lot of fun memes out there about it. I have 0 fear of it happening and my non-UT buddies seem to be having a good time. Ags and Sooners and such clinging to silly hopes about Arch and/or Sark leaving? Adorable.
  10. Gonna auction off that card, watch. I'll bid tree fiddy
  11. Anyone have that "I want to die" image with the Longhorn floating in the ocean? Because that's how I feel about this.
  12. Michigan is like California "hot and sunny every day; every day hot and sunny!"
  13. I'm so glad that TV isn't mounted over the fucking fireplace like so many savages do. Huge respect.
  14. Maybe not even big money Ags are required; I think Liucci and his message board participants were enough to Deep-6 the Stoops hire. Might be mistaken, though.
  15. He was there 4 years, so probably a grad transfer?
  16. Points Per Transfer Avg (247) A&M: 87.67 Arkansas: 88.44 Oklahoma: 89.00 Texas: 90.20 A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL
  17. Quinn is a guy who can lead us to a national championship. I am EXTREMELY excited by the prospect of him leading our team for at least one more year. Texas QB Starters: 2024 - RS Jr Ewers 2025 - RS Sr Ewers 2026 - RS Jr Manning 2027 - RS Sr Manning Going to find a magic lamp to rub to see if I can make that happen.
  18. Nothing to deal with. We lost a tough game to a team who played way better. We look fine, we just lost. And the future looks good. I'm fine.
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