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Fred Willard

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  1. I have a place in Nantucket. Fuck you pay me.
  2. Are you trying to say the Jews did this?
  3. Something about being a submariner. I’ll pm you and we can take it off the main board if you want.
  4. Lobo, get some help dude. You’re claiming your grandfathers credentials and posting nonsense about gaping vaginas. You’re a longhorn and I will do whatever I can for you.
  5. I stand by it. What is preventing the OP from staying at home, quarantining, and making a positive impact on the situation? They are simply false threats, and the OP was projecting his anxiety. I’ll check in this thread from time to time to see how it went for him. I’m out when I get engaged with the least stable posters on this board. The thread, not the country for clarity.
  6. I’ve been sucked into cloak room territory. Read the OP again. There’s the door...
  7. I guess the downside is at the first sign of trouble you abandoned your country. The worst that could happen is your forever known as a gigantic twat.
  8. Do any of y’all remember on tos when there was a colt mccoy had a kid thread? Colt had a kid, and somebody ended the internet with a photoshop of case on a baby’s body?
  9. On the old shag there was a thread about Colt McCoy having a kid. Someone did a great photoshop of case’s face on a baby’s body. Anybody have a link to that? Asking for a friend.
  10. C+ but I ended up watching all of it. Did they ever explain why the wife was in jail?
  11. Wtf is with the power lines 2 ft above your fence?
  12. Well fuck me for interrupting a circle jerk. A physician that I respect has taken the stance that we update the flu vaccine annually. Flu is over around April and no problem getting the virus updated by October for vaccination. But, surly seems to think it’s over a year before football, tits, or a vaccine?
  13. I’d be more interested in how much the mattress weighs.
  14. You’re lucky the cop didn’t shoot your dog when you filed the report. They won’t do a thing, but the shag militia is at the ready. Can you post the neighbors video?
  15. I could see him casing your joint and knowing where the outside cameras are. Knowing where your inside cameras are is worriesome.
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