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Deej

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  1. 18 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

    I just realized when I voted today that even though I’m in Travis county I’m not subject to the property tax increase for the homeless problem. So I want to encourage you all to approve it so I don’t have to see any homeless people and don’t have to pay for it either. That’s a win win, for me and the homeless anyway. 

    Wait...you think throwing even more millions at the homeless will make them go away?

    Bless your heart. 

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  2. 4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

    I’m assuming she’s not wearing Liucci’s actual sweatshirt since there are no gravy stains or dried jizz on the front. 

    Luicci doesn't ever have dried jizz on his clothes. He licks it all off. 

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  3. 21 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

    How limited do you have to be to not understand that pulling UP on the toaster handle will help you grab your toasty goodness?

    When you have had servants handle everything for you you're entire life, some things seem complicated. 

    Someone should tell him they don't get as hot if you toast them in the bathtub.

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