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Mantis Toboggan, MD

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Everything posted by Mantis Toboggan, MD

  1. Lupe is close behind El Tiempo. Lupe has my favorite beef fajitas. The savory lime flavor is the best. But El Tiempo is better at Everything else. And the tenderloin/filet fajitas at El Tiempo are one of the best foods on the planet.
  2. RIP Wendy’s guy. Pouring one out for him.
  3. I ate fried rice from those stands 5X a week. “I’ll have fried rice” “And?” “And egg rolls” “And?” “On of those chicken pocket things” “And?” “Dr. Pepper” “And?” “Fuck, IDK”
  4. And El Tiempo is the best Tex-Mex in the world.
  5. I cross checked this information with the squid, rap game Larry, and neighborhood gossip from Horseshoe Bend and it all checks out. Ceddy fucks.
  6. The Squid’s information is corroborated by Rap Game Larry so it all checks out. I think that is how real journalists work. Got to have two sources.
  7. I must have missed that Rap Game Larry and Taser Kirk have a $500 bet on this. Just saw it on twitter.
  8. Don’t worry some judges, mayors, or county commissioners will get indicted next week and people will forget about this headline.
  9. I like how “opt out” began with COVID, but is now just another phrase for quitting.
  10. Yes. It is a shame that Edinburg won’t have the opportunity to lose by 50 to whatever San Antonio school in the regionals because this kid did this.
  11. “That’s Emmanuel Duron’s Music!”
  12. If you can’t trust a squid and Rap Game Larry, who can you trust?
  13. If you can’t trust a squid and Rap Game Larry, who can you trust?
  14. It is almost like you have to hold him down and zap him with electricity to get a straight answer
  15. What Kirk is trying to say is TAZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEE ZZZZZZAAAAPPPPPPP OOOWWWWWWWW
  16. Do any of y'all really think Urban called this guy and told him to announce he wasn't taking the job via a crying Jordan meme?
  17. Rock solid guy getting tased by the cops
  18. I’d be much happier looking if I was about to be paid $15 million for not working
  19. I’d be much happier looking if I was about to be paid $15 million for not working
  20. So our options are to let the people that have led us to this point have control of the program and not get Meyer or to get Meyer and let him control the program. Hmmm. Tough one
  21. We talkin’ about practice fields? We talkin’ about practice facilities? Not a game field, not a game field. We talkin’ about practice fields.
  22. what is the significance of the magnets in squid's tweet?
  23. Oh, so we will either get CUM or not. If not, then we are going to hire someone the AD likes. Thanks to TFB and their inside source for breaking this.
  24. Tim “bad call, he was only out of bounds a little” Brando can go help Futureman lube up
  25. I choose to believe in Rap Game Larry
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