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Mantis Toboggan, MD

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  1. Ok, John Mackovic had no connections to Texas either before coming to Texas, outside of a short stint with the Cowboys. It isn’t particularly useful to use the top coach in college history as a comparison tool. The chances of falling into a guy like that are extremely low.
  2. Fickell has no connection to Texas at all. Spent his entire playing and coaching career in the midwest. Not sold on him being a good option.
  3. I’m going to start telling everyone to “Respect my decision!” every time I decide anything. Me: I’m getting drunk tonight. Wife: Please don’t Me: Respect my decision!
  4. Translation: I don’t know shit, no one is telling me shit, yet I still want you to think I know shit so you give me my $9.95, so here is some shit I made up.
  5. Urban isn’t going to say anything on that podcast. He isn’t going to shut the door on an $80 million dollar deal via McTaserface’s podcast.
  6. Anyone follow a bunch of players on Twitter? Start scouring re: practice.
  7. When do the players show up to the facility on Sunday usually?
  8. I wouldn’t put much stock in that. When trying to keep something confidential, you usually don’t tell a hundred 18-22 year olds with 5 social media accounts each
  9. More jokes. Brady Quinn going out of his way to say Elephant as in the Elephant in the room. Urban just smirks
  10. If Urban wasn’t coming he could have easily shut all this down already. He lives in a burnt orange casita in Horseshoe Bay
  11. “That’s three times”
  12. Holy shit. He’s coming, isn’t he!
  13. I’m ready to run through a fucking wall for Urban Meyer. Tim Brando and Herbstreit can get fucked.
  14. This guy is a motherfucking football coach. He clearly wants to coach. Not to play golf and do TV.
  15. What did Herbstreit/espn say?
  16. God Reggie Bush is bad at this
  17. Hearing Urban talk about football gives me a boner. This guy desperately wants to coach again.
  18. I am aligned with the ignoring the elephant in the room. Good news.
  19. 97 UCLA was the first game I ever went to. Apparently I’m a glutton for punishment.
  20. Drunk eyes, clear squids, can’t lose. Happening bunker tomorrow!
  21. Today I received a Kendra Scott Texas Exes email. I choose to believe this is counter subconscious espionage.
  22. I can’t imagine how good we could be with competent bagmen.
  23. Lupe is close behind El Tiempo. Lupe has my favorite beef fajitas. The savory lime flavor is the best. But El Tiempo is better at Everything else. And the tenderloin/filet fajitas at El Tiempo are one of the best foods on the planet.
  24. RIP Wendy’s guy. Pouring one out for him.
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